Have you ever been so damn hungry that...
 

look.... I'm used to eating bachelor food.... I'm no cook.
I can barely cook scrambled eggs. So I pretty much rely on my girl to cook meals and shit....

but sometimes it just hits you in the middle of the night... like now.

I was fucking STARVING!!!!


I raided the kitchen, ate a raw fucking egg... (disgusting).... a can of uncooked tuna out of the can.... some yogurt, and some bread....

everything I could find that didn't require cooking.


and keep in mind, I'm a guy that grew up in a place where I ate raw potatos straight out of the ground as a snack.


so,.... how hungry have you been.... what's the most far out shit you've eaten as a result of being freakin' hungry.

(I don't count my time in Iraq.... I ate plenty of unidentifiable shit there out of sheer necessity)

i've been eating kinda poorly the past 8 months. no more gf, no more amazing home cooked meals :(

Sheep Balls :1orglaugh

Recently I was hungry and had nothing but pasta sauce and a box of hamburger helper. Since I had no milk or hamburger, I raided the hamburger helper box for the pasta content and added sauce.

A pretty desperate, but resourceful measure in my opinion.

Rice w/chicken broth. Any forgotton canned food left in the back of the cupboard except for sardines. I won't do sardines.

sardines rock man!!!! They kept me alive for at least the first 3 months in Iraq.... (although now I hate them)

had pizza delivered tonight though. mmmm, pizza.

you fucking bastard.....


I love pizza almost more than seafood....


now I must have pizza.

:glugglug

Cow-eyeball tacos in Mexico City. There was a communication problem...

i ate some fucking weird shit in Berlin and Hamburg. communication problems as well. not 100% sure what a lot of the stuff was - definitely meat.

had a lot of good food though too...

same experience for me in Denmark....

total miscommunication, cuz I ended up with some seriously raw fish.

Something tells me just about anything tastes good when you are stuck someplace surrounded by sand and heat (without a beach).

true dat

Also had a "hamburger" in a remote village in Guatemala...

About six slices of stale white bread with two patties of some unspecified animal, lettuce, beans, "cheese", and then some PINK, granulated ketchup and some other other shit...I still don't know (or want to know) what "crema" is.

More life a piece of conceptual art based on a rumor of what a hamburger is supposed to be...not edible.

Had tons of other great food though in the cities. It just can get strange in the boonies...

I went to culinary school..... it was fun:)

Get those "Naked Chef" cookbooks by Jamie Oliver. Lots of *really* good, easy to make shit. Between that and Trader Joes I keep myself well fed.

This sounds tasty:

"Finally, the price for a three-foot cobra is mutually decided upon at $15 U.S., as long as the American also spends his dollars on drinks. The entourage disappears with a hapless cobra.

Soon, the lead waitress comes to the dining table with the cobra twisting tightly in her hand. A tray is wheeled in front of her. All the angrily hissing cobra has to do is release itself from the petite hands of the waitress and it will be within easy striking range of a number of people.

She speaks to Nguyen who says, "She asks if you want to drink the blood."

Nguyen nods and speaks to her. She immediately puts the head to a chopping block on the tray and chops off the head. The waitress aims the blood into an empty bottle of Hennessey.

With moves more calm and sure than when she wrestled the live snake, she expertly slices down the belly and removes the heart. She walks over to the table and shows it to those seated, as though to confirm to them that the snake was freshly killed. There is no question in anyone's mind.

The heart, still pumping with the excited beat it had at the moment of the cobra's decapitation, is plopped into a waiting cognac glass. The cobra carcass is whisked away on the tray, and the heart disappears in a mixture of blood and cognac poured from the Hennessey bottle.

It is offered to the honored guest willing to pay $15 for a cobra meal. "Good for the liver," says Nguyen.

The concoction goes down strong, short of swallowing the Vietnamese equivalent of the Mexican tequila worm. No taste of blood is perceptible.

The freshly killed cobra is soon served, simmering in a peanut and curry stir-fry. It is sweet and tasty, having a texture between tough, dark chicken meat and calamari."

Mmmmmmmmmm

Classic :1orglaugh

I used to get high sometimes and then I came down with the munchies... hungry like a fucking animal and nothing decent to eat... I usually ended up drinking non-fat yoghurt (real disgusting w/o additives) and bread with sugar on it just to get some taste to it

That only happened a couple times though, after that I just started buying snacks :1orglaugh

I ate spam, for some reason I took one can with me when I left the army.. Then I ate it one night when I had absolutely nothing to eat.

They also add the penis of the snake in the shot. :)
Yummy. But it's not my usual midnight snack.

Nothing wrong with tuna out of the can, its nice. High in protein.

Try blending it with milk and drink it! - I had to do that while I was lifting weights...:throwup

Hey AMP.. why don't you get someone to bring you food? I can actually cook quite well, but I hate the shopping, the preparation, etc. especially on a daily basis.

I've got a personal chef who cooks up my grub and delivers it twice a week. Good stuff: london broil, chicken breasts, vegetables, etc. There's always a great selection of healthy food around and it's not that expensive. You should look into it..

can i find this sort of thing in the yellow pages?

Pink Dot. now (PD Quick)

Sometimes when if I am a bit buzzed or craving something weird, you can order shit.

http://news.com.com/2100-1017-242151.html?tag=mainstry

Ive ordered a 12 pack of Heneken, Salt and Vinegar chips, Cheescake by the slice just before 2 am so I didnt have to drive.

http://pdquick.com/

Can order a fifth of Absolut and a roastbeef sandwich. Bottle of Quervo and batteries. Or toilet paper. heheh

:winkwink:

Sled dog.

That I knew.

By name.

That was a bad day.

I love too cook...have a southern french/spanish grandmother who has tons of recipes I've attempted to learn. Like meatloaf with pickles and coq au vin (sp)

Im not a good cook, but its not like its hard to make something simple like burgers, hot dogs, speghetti, etc.

At a friends house , 5am, drunk, hungry. Didn't dare try to operate a stove or microwave, didn't know what I wanted anyway, so I took a mouthfull of everything in the cupbards and fridge, raw or cooked, including petfood (cat food is very gritty and tasteless - now I know why they spend so much time licking themselves...)

A week later, after the E.Coli had subsided, they let me out of hospital.

Worst I ever did was not for me to eat ... I was in college, it was Halloween, and everybody was broke. We were scrambling to come up with something to give the kiddies who trick-or-treated. All we had in the house was a 5-pound bag of "tater tots" somebody stole from the dorm cafeteria, a box of baking chocolate, some sugar and butter. So, we smoked another one (the reason we were broke) and made "Chocolate Covered Tater Tots" for all the little kiddies. Funny thing is, you could walk either way down the block and find them laying off the sidewalk.

Probably get arrested if you tried that today ....

When I was a small child being raised by my hillbilly family, they fed me squirrel brains. I didn't know any fucking better, I thought it was great. I used to ask for the little skulls and play with them perched on my fingers like a macabre little dead-squirrel finger-puppet. Just lately I read that they're now finding a wild-game strain of Mad Cow in squirrels and deer brains...if my brain ends up a big puddle of mush between my ears, you'll know what happened to me. :helpme

In Japan a hamburger at Mcdonald's is a hamburger just like in USA.

Outside of Mcdonald's, a hamburger is just the patty. No bun, no ketchup, no cheese. Just. the. patty.

george foreman grill is the shit..cooks a hamburger in 5 minutes!

I've heard nothing but good things about that line of grills.

same here. i think amp has 3 or4 of 'em.