Anal Sex ... With your GirlFriend
 

God dammit its easyer to get some stripper to have anal sex in a movie then it is to get your own girlfriend to do it alone with you with the doors locked ! Any suggestions :helpme

Some chick told me that Xanex helps to relax the pooper and she loves it...

Take her from behind, and then say you just aimed wrong :ak47:

Fucking classic man :thumbsup

My girl loves anal, no joke. getting her doggie style.. then my balls slapping her clit.. feels good for both of us :)

How much your balls sag?

Mine don't quite reach to her clit from there :1orglaugh

use lots of lube dude, or get her to spit on it

get a new girlfriend

LOL.... or get those strippers from TV...

or find a boyfriend

My girlfriend likes it above all but I don't......so it is also a problem.NExt is that I haven't fuck her for ages so I don't care about these question now:(

Dude, you fuck your sister?

It hurts, that's why!

I need more tips. lol!

You serious about the zanax?

who fucks their sister?

you're just not looking hard enough... travel... you'll find some tropical paradise with zillions of anal bandits....

I gotta a good girl she takes it where ever i put it

You just need to give her a few beers. I know that my wife will NEVER take anal when she's sober, but when she goes out with her friends and has a few beers, she'll comes home and she'll actually WANT it, it's amazing. She does all kinds of crazy things when she's drinking, it's a shame that she doesn't drink more often though, ha ha ha.

sorry, that was a typo.. I meant YOUR sister.. My bad d0g :)

make some jokes about it.....get the idea in her head.......in a few weeks she will be begging for it

Every girlfriend I find never likes anal sex. Even though I do.

Gotta be persistent she'll crack :)

most girls I've talked to who've tried it like it. The hardest part is convincing a girl to do it for the first time, because they think it'll be painful. Just remind thm its like vaginal sex, it hurts for the girl the first time, but its a good pain... and a lot of girls I know orgasm from it so it IS win-win =)

If you still cant convince her, tell her you'll fulfill one of her kinky fantisies if she does this.

You just need to find an open minded girl and make sure she trusts you. Then the sky is the limit. :thumbsup

Start slow fingering her ass, then ask if you can use a dildo, and then fuck her ass.

PaulSweet,
do you trust people?
;-)))

i don't think i'd trust someone named serge if i dropped my soap in the shower :winkwink:

make sure to have plenty of lube on though :thumbsup

you don't have to worry about it, I don't fuck hired help
;-))

i work for myself :glugglug

do you own LikeWhoa?

I don't think so, therefore....

take showers often,
Cleansiness is next to Godliness
;-))

i'm a customer of like whoa. i think they're a great host and worthy of my sig space.

wow... what is world cuming to....

instructions on how to do anal sex from straight men.

i think the sky is falling.:1orglaugh

so are you trying to say only gay men are the sexperts in this area? pfft

well maybe more so on the recieving end of things...

A gay man mite have a couple pointers but gay anal sex and strait anal sex is very different ...

either way, its still shitty

Do tell me me the differences? Do you know from personal experience.

i'd love to hear.

right on!

More anal talk on GFY..

Just what we needed..

well i havent gone gay but i do know that a prostate is the difference

She want a plane ticket to the US?

It's not just lube, guys. You also need to do it right. I'm sure some of the gals on the board will affirm: don't just jam your dick in her asshole. You put the tip of your dick on the opening, and then there is a reflex where her sphincter tightens up. Just push gently and it will relax.

I actually had one model come to a shoot and apologize for being in a foul mood. I asked her what was wrong and she floored me by saying, "My boyfriend won't fuck my ass!" So, girls can not only enjoy it, but want it.

Tell your girl about what i'm about to type. A guaranteed way to get any girl to try anal sex. This really works, I have tried it with 2 anal virgins and it worked!. Please read carefully....


Its called the "5 minute rule" What you need to do for utmost comfort, (after you convince her to at least try anal) is to get her on her back, and hold her legs up by her head, you know grab her own ankles. Then get on top of her, similar to the missionary position, but sit back a bit so you can watch it go in. Lube it up well, and insert penis about halfway to 3/4 of the way in and let it sit there with no pump action for at least 5 minutes. Thats usually how long it takes for her bung hole to relax and loosen up. Her ass will adjust to your dick being there after around 5 minutes, maybe take a bit longer, she has to also try her best to relax. then slowly have her thrust her hips in and out as slow or fast as she wants to go. Within minutes she will actually feel extreme pleasure as opposed to pain. Your girl can have an explosive orgasm from anal sex this way, and you too from the thrill of your first anal experience. After a while you will be able to pound her asshole just like it was her pussy and she will crave anal all the time. I swear, your girl will wake you up at like 3 in the morning and say I want to do anal. I'm serious. This is definately something to try, and if you do, let me know how it gos! Good Luck!

Oh yeah, if your girl is really dirty she'll suck you off after, rocco style. Thats fucking hot, but quite dirrty!

Whats it like getting a cock up your ass?..Do you squeel like a piglet?.. I bet deliverance is your favorite movie too...:ak47:

Only chicks dude, only chicks!

do you kiss her after that?

Fuck no, thats like kissing your girl after you blow your spunk in her mouth.

some of the content girls do "poppers" to loosen their ass, and from what they tell me this really works in short bursts...

so get your gf hooked on poppers and she'll eventually take it in the pooper...

What the heck are poppers? And somebody mentioned Zanex before. What do these drugs do? Muscle relaxers?

i thought folks on GFY knew their drugs... hmmm, guess not...

"poppers" are alkyl nitrites and help to... ah hell, just check out the official website: http://www.allaboutpoppers.com/

Who the fuck is spunky1???

i wouldn't know what it's like getting a cock up my ass. I'm a top. but i'll be sure to listen to yr g/f next time i fuck her:1orglaugh