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fuzzylogic 03-14-2009 01:45 PM

Guy Gets Prosthetic USB Finger Storage [pics]
 
http://bergie.iki.fi/midcom-serveatt...finger-usb.jpg

http://bergie.iki.fi/midcom-serveatt...anko-yousb.jpg

Jerry had a motorcycle accident last May and lost a finger. When the doctor working on the artificial finger heard he is a hacker, the immediate suggestion was to embed a USB 'finger drive' to the design. Now he carries a Billix Linux distribution as part of his hand.

you can see the pics, right?

candyflip 03-14-2009 02:02 PM

Better explanation here:

http://blog.seattletimes.nwsource.co...ds_his_tw.html

casinojack 03-14-2009 02:09 PM

wow, what next ?

D Ghost 03-14-2009 03:18 PM

that is awesome.

Deej 03-14-2009 03:21 PM

It looks stupid...

Id rather just rock the .5

tical 03-14-2009 03:21 PM

damn thats the best they can make prosthetics look these days?

woj 03-14-2009 03:22 PM

that's kinda elite, beats having a nose ring like all the other idiots out there :1orglaugh

pornask 03-14-2009 03:23 PM

lol - that's all I can say :1orglaugh

NaughtyRob 03-14-2009 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15628610)
It looks stupid...

Id rather just rock the .5

agreed..

fuzzylogic 03-14-2009 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical (Post 15628614)
damn thats the best they can make prosthetics look these days?

apparently it's just a rubber, detachable finger and barely a "prosthetic."

Reak AGV 03-14-2009 03:30 PM

Seems fake, Photoshop if you ask me.

donkevlar 03-14-2009 03:35 PM

I'd go for a mini vibrator... a little surprise for the ladies.

who 03-14-2009 03:44 PM

So this dickhead has to hold his whole hand next to the USB input on his PC or laptop while he's using this device? How fucking stupid is that? ??

justinsain 03-14-2009 04:09 PM

Looks like he would've got more use out of a built in roach clip

seeandsee 03-14-2009 04:12 PM

stupid !!!

CyberHustler 03-14-2009 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 15628649)
I'd go for a mini vibrator... a little surprise for the ladies.

:thumbsup

Ozarkz 03-14-2009 04:20 PM

This isn't that special.. A hacker? :1orglaugh 2 gigs? :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by who (Post 15628682)
So this dickhead has to hold his whole hand next to the USB input on his PC or laptop while he's using this device? How fucking stupid is that? ??

Naw he takes it off..

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-14-2009 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who (Post 15628682)
So this dickhead has to hold his whole hand next to the USB input on his PC or laptop while he's using this device? How fucking stupid is that? ??

says in the article he takes the finger off.

who 03-14-2009 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15628868)
says in the article he takes the finger off.

aeeeeeeeeee I do apologise

I still hate him. :2 cents:

Ozarkz 03-14-2009 05:05 PM

I have one for the end of my dick when my gf want's that 2 extra inches.

Niktamer 03-14-2009 07:19 PM

those pics are obviously fake photochops

hypedough 03-14-2009 08:54 PM

I'd love one if I were missing a digit. Imagine the looks, though.

fuzzylogic 03-15-2009 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 15628649)
I'd go for a mini vibrator... a little surprise for the ladies.

thats pretty funny :1orglaugh

The Sultan Of Smut 03-15-2009 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic (Post 15628401)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y16...ant-douche.jpg

John-ACWM 03-15-2009 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who (Post 15628682)
So this dickhead has to hold his whole hand next to the USB input on his PC or laptop while he's using this device? How fucking stupid is that? ??

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
right

Davy 03-15-2009 08:15 AM

Looks fucked up.
I would not use it.

scuba steve 03-15-2009 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niktamer (Post 15629229)
those pics are obviously fake photochops

hand in the second pic is the left, the guy is showing his right in the first pic

Ozarkz 03-15-2009 11:40 AM

Why the fuck would they photoshop it?

I can go buy one of those fake finger tips at a gag shop.

I can glue in a usb key too. It's fucking lame.

Walter Gropius 03-15-2009 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 15628649)
I'd go for a mini vibrator... a little surprise for the ladies.

:1orglaugh

bronco67 03-15-2009 02:56 PM

I could see it being a problem is the USB slot is in the back of the computer, under a desk.

Vick! 03-15-2009 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who (Post 15628682)
So this dickhead has to hold his whole hand next to the USB input on his PC or laptop while he's using this device? How fucking stupid is that? ??

relax buddy, see this.

http://blog.seattletimes.nwsource.co...8x506-4169.jpg

ref: http://blog.seattletimes.nwsource.co...ds_his_tw.html

sortie 03-15-2009 03:27 PM

Wow, I can't wait to cut a finger off now.

Maybe I can cut my entire hand off and get that plus a MP3 player.

WinstonTriplexcash 03-15-2009 05:09 PM

a sugar scooper wouldve made more sense

tiger 03-15-2009 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 15628649)
I'd go for a mini vibrator... a little surprise for the ladies.

Yeah vibrating penis finger would be more useful.

PornMD 03-15-2009 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic (Post 15628401)
http://bergie.iki.fi/midcom-serveatt...finger-usb.jpg

http://bergie.iki.fi/midcom-serveatt...anko-yousb.jpg

Jerry had a motorcycle accident last May and lost a finger. When the doctor working on the artificial finger heard he is a hacker, the immediate suggestion was to embed a USB 'finger drive' to the design. Now he carries a Billix Linux distribution as part of his hand.

you can see the pics, right?

"I know kung fu."

Funky doctor. I don't think most doctor's immediate suggestion would be a fucking USB finger.

Iron Fist 03-15-2009 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 15628617)
that's kinda elite, beats having a nose ring like all the other idiots out there :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ZeroHero 03-16-2009 02:03 AM

that is crazy:helpme

Jman 03-16-2009 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who (Post 15628682)
So this dickhead has to hold his whole hand next to the USB input on his PC or laptop while he's using this device? How fucking stupid is that? ??

Yup I would of gone with a bluetooth wireless device or mp3 player :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pornguy 03-16-2009 05:55 AM

No they can actually do quite well with the new body parts now days.. but that looks like shit and he could have made it himself.

CIVMatt 03-16-2009 06:23 AM

retarded

The Duck 03-16-2009 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 15628649)
I'd go for a mini vibrator... a little surprise for the ladies.

fuck yeah

spacedog 03-16-2009 07:13 AM

fucking lame

Juicy D. Links 03-16-2009 07:20 AM

lolllllllllll i am putting one inmy openisss

jakethedog 03-16-2009 07:46 AM

Rather keep my 16GB on my key chain .. fingers are for stuffing in tight little holes .. not USB ports ..

blademaster16 03-16-2009 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15634753)
lolllllllllll i am putting one inmy openisss

you do that my friend

carol.prime 03-16-2009 08:26 AM

Crazy stuff! :Oh crap


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