Most funny link of all time!
 

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

Enjoy!

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

lol @ Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch.

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

Sounds like him and me are almost the same..

dam funny m8 :)

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

It broke and so did I.

That page is in the top 10 for "Chuck Norris" on Google.

"Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis."

hahahaha, these are awesome.
WG

Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.

fork you too

how sad......

oh yeaa... chuck...

nie one and new for me

Who am I to desagree??? pretty funny stuff.Lol

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

Awww, funny. lol

These are great. I thought I had heard them all but some new ones there :)

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.:Oh crap

these are awesome , thanks Jay

The Mr. T facts are pretty good too

"In the directors cut of Rocky III, Mr. T not only defeats Rocky...he tears his arm off and beats Adrianne to death."

"Mr. T once got into a fight with a ninja. He killed the ninja, but only after the ninja had cut off two of his fingers. Those fingers grew up to be Gary Coleman and Webster."

:1orglaugh:thumbsup:1orglaugh

very funny :)

chuck norris jokes never get old