OUCH! Makes My Vagina hurt!
 

Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter


LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.


The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.


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"I saw an ad for this in a gentlemen's magazine. Twelve hundred bucks. I'm lookin' at this thing and I think, 'You gotta be kiddin' me.' I'm a hobbyist. Thing's basically nothing but speed rails. I figure I'd go down to Home Depot and whip this up myself for... a hundred bucks."

Ahh you.. I've been waiting to see your sig for a while.. :)

The quote below the pic... "burn after reading" right?

I come and go like a gentle breeze. :winkwink::1orglaugh

Retarded whore!

I've seen someone using one of those things on a paysite around these parts, years ago.

however, I would assume smart people would remove the blade before attaching the dildo.

fucking ouch, amazing she is alive.

totally. good one!

shit, that makes MY vagina hurt

shouldn't hurt

Sunday Bloody Sunday ;)

Yeah, putting the dilldo on the sawzall wasn't the shocking part to me, it was that they didn't remove the blade!!

How could you not have the foresight to see how this would create a problem?

Here's to hoping all the king's horses and all the kings man can help make that vagina whole again.:drinkup

Exactly my thoughts... :thumbsup

omg. That's just..... ow.

this is actually good.
Those two should not reproduce and I think that should be taken care of now.

wowtf...

next they will try strangulation with ropes tied to the ceiling.

Good lord,what people do to get off

I wonder if you could make safe "converter" attachments, could be a market in that, but then again I guess Home Depot would have a hard time selling it:winkwink:

BTW - I'm in Tampa too! Hi Shelly!

Oh wow..that's all I'll say right now..

why the fuck didn't the guy take the blade off?

hollyshit that pussy ain't never gonna be hony again! (yeah I know its a double neg but fuck it!)

Wow ROFL!

Really love your sig , the cat is like saying "are you trying to stick a finger in a pussy?"

Fucking n00b, she needs insertion lessons from Alex aka 1Guy1Cup

jesus tapdancing christ what a hot mess. next time they should do some research.... the anti-fail fuck saw

Ha ha. Thank you :thumbsup

"Thing's basically nothing but speed rails. I figure I'd go down to Home Depot and whip this up myself for... a hundred bucks."

Oh that is pure awesomeness right there.. LOL.

Yuck ...

How do you not remove the blade? wtf...

holy shit, he left the blade on? haha

Things were going just great until....

damn, she must be really horny

That made me scream!

fucking idiots.

tear it up!

Dumb ass people! Thats all I have to say.

Interwebs high-5!:thumbsup

I cant imagine the pain... :Oh crap

we need the photos :)