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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-07-2009 06:34 PM

Quick GFY! Is this roast to big for this roaster?
 
http://www.kidsoncrack.com/roast.jpg

Should I cut the fucker in half or something? It sticks about an inch above the top of the roaster. I've never cooked a roast for myself before, but I acquired this little roaster and the first thing I did was head to the grocers and buy a nice roast. Someone halp...

brassmonkey 03-07-2009 06:41 PM

no season dat bitch up

Sly 03-07-2009 06:44 PM

I think it would be okay... you are covering it with foil, right? Throw in some vegetables as well... onions, potatoes, carrots...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-07-2009 06:51 PM

it does have a lid for the roaster, that'll cut it right? or do i gotta foil the bitch too?

i got carrots, onions, potatoes, asparagus, beef bullion, and spices all lines up and ready to go.

someone suggested searing the roast in a frying pan first. good idea? the entire roast doesn't need to be covered in water right?

Sly 03-07-2009 06:54 PM

Yeh you should sear it... if you have a cover, that should be fine. It doesn't need to be totally covered, no.

Are you putting asparagus in with it? That sounds kind of weird.

PurrrsianPussyKat 03-07-2009 06:54 PM

You need some of these bitches!
http://jwbasecamp.com/Articles/DryGe...Large_0147.jpg
Stick all your veggies and meat in the bag(in the roaster), add some water, tie it closed and put it in the oven. :)

PurrrsianPussyKat 03-07-2009 06:55 PM

Obviously you'd want the "large" size. not the turkey size. :winkwink:

PurrrsianPussyKat 03-07-2009 06:56 PM

Oh.. no need for the lid either.

Paul Waters 03-07-2009 06:57 PM

Sear it. High heat, 2 minutes on every side (6)

Cook in 1 inch water

Add asparagus at the end, 10 minutes before meat is done.

Use a meat thermometer!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-07-2009 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 15597472)
Are you putting asparagus in with it? That sounds kind of weird.

Try it sometime. I always put asparagus in my beef stew. Goes good.

Alright, I'm gonna go get this thing started.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-07-2009 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Waters (Post 15597480)
Use a meat thermometer!

I'll be using pure luck this time, thanks for the tip though.

CyberHustler 03-07-2009 07:04 PM

That's a woman's job...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-07-2009 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 15597496)
That's a woman's job...

Dude, never trust a woman to cook a REAL meal...

Women are for cookies, pies, cakes, fetching beer, and the occasional sammich...

My regular femcook is a vegetarian :(

Si 03-07-2009 07:27 PM

No it's not. I cook my roast in a glass dish with a lid. keeps the juice in and makes it tastier

:thumbsup

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-07-2009 07:35 PM

Well, I'm going for it. Really I'd prefer to have a slowcooker, but my old one is toast and I haven't picked up another yet. So I'm venturing into the world of the roaster.

This look somewhat correct?

http://www.kidsoncrack.com/roast2.jpg

Paul Waters 03-07-2009 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15597582)
Well, I'm going for it. Really I'd prefer to have a slowcooker, but my old one is toast and I haven't picked up another yet. So I'm venturing into the world of the roaster.

This look somewhat correct?

http://www.kidsoncrack.com/roast2.jpg

That is looking mighty fine!

Hope you have some horseradish.

brassmonkey 03-07-2009 07:53 PM

damn that looks good

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-07-2009 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 15597604)
put a plate under it. Season (salt) the whole thing a lot AFTER you rub olive oil all over it. 450 for 15 minutes and then turn down to 325. After 40 minutes stick a meat thermometer in and pull it before 120. Then let it set covered in foil for another 20 minutes. Perfect every time.

It's riding on top of the carrots for now. It's been bathed down in olive oil and garlic while I seared it. I am preheating the oven now, and getting ready to throw it in, then i gotta run down to the grocers to pick some extras up. I ran out of pepper, and don't have any foil at the moment :( I'm gonna stock up for killer sandwiches tot ake up to the hill when i go riding. Getting sick of paying $7 for a shit sammich. I'll be pimpin the slopes with my roastbeef :pimp

Thanks for the tips and help ppls. Once again proving the only thing gfy is good for is hot food tips. If this place ever takes a change of direction, go into the cooking niche. go feed yourself...

John-ACWM 03-08-2009 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15597621)
Thanks for the tips and help ppls. Once again proving the only thing gfy is good for is hot food tips. If this place ever takes a change of direction, go into the cooking niche. go feed yourself...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

GregE 03-08-2009 09:35 AM

So then, what about this roast?

http://bunbeatingfun.com/xternal/oven-stuffer.jpg



Is it too big to big for this roaster? :upsidedow

http://bunbeatingfun.com/xternal/yel...ket300x225.jpg


























Happily, our research would seem to indicate that it is not :)

http://bunbeatingfun.com/xternal/roasted.gif

Reak AGV 03-08-2009 11:15 AM

Season the bitch up and roaster it! Should be tasty!!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-09-2009 02:03 AM

ok, so that roast turned out pretty damn tasty if i do say so myself. i snapped a pci after it was done, but i was too busy devouring that shit to rush back and post it.

http://www.kidsoncrack.com/roast3.jpg

NEXT QUESTION:

How do I make gravy out of the leftover water and grease and stuff? Just toss in flour and pepper and shite?

garce 03-09-2009 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15602717)
ok, so that roast turned out pretty damn tasty if i do say so myself. i snapped a pci after it was done, but i was too busy devouring that shit to rush back and post it.

http://www.kidsoncrack.com/roast3.jpg

NEXT QUESTION:

How do I make gravy out of the leftover water and grease and stuff? Just toss in flour and pepper and shite?

No, that'll make lumpy gravy.

Melt some butter in a pot and whisk in an equal amount of flour. A couple tablespoons of each should do it. Add a dash of salt and pepper, and let the roux cook for a minute (to get rid of the taste of flour).

Strain your liquids (getting the chunky bits out), and add a small amount of the strained liquid to the roux, let simmer for a minute - it'll get thick, then slowly add enough liquid to get the desired consistancy.

Silky gravy every time.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-09-2009 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 15602894)
No, that'll make lumpy gravy.

Melt some butter in a pot and whisk in an equal amount of flour. A couple tablespoons of each should do it. Add a dash of salt and pepper, and let the roux cook for a minute (to get rid of the taste of flour).

Strain your liquids (getting the chunky bits out), and add a small amount of the strained liquid to the roux, let simmer for a minute - it'll get thick, then slowly add enough liquid to get the desired consistancy.

Silky gravy every time.

I'm down with chunky gravy. I'm just gonna chop up roast and fry it up in there nayways,. then eat it on bread. i love leftover roast that way.

JamesK 03-09-2009 04:38 AM

fuck, that looks tasty :)

bobby666 03-09-2009 05:17 AM

i am getting hungry now

tranza 03-09-2009 07:15 AM

Looks very tasty....i'm getting hungry..

CaptainHowdy 03-09-2009 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15597582)

I'm hungry now...


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