The priest and one letter
 

There's this Catholic priest and he's very devote and has never done anything outside the church doctrine. He makes it up to Monsignor and then Cardinal and he moves to Vatican City to be on the Pope's council. Of course, being that high up in the ranks allows him access to all sorts of secret ancient documents like the original dead sea scrolls.

One day he's reading through these ancient documents that are the basis of the entire Catholic religion and he finds a paragraph about the nature of sexual relations for church officials. Incredibly, he notices that one letter in a very important word has been rubbed away changing the whole meaning of the word...

A monk comes along and find him crying. The monk says "what's wrong? why are you crying?

The priest says: "It says CELEBRATE"

Heh heh,I chortled