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fuzzylogic 03-01-2009 11:47 PM

Man Drinks Nothing But Coke for Four Decades
 
Croatia: According to local media 71-year-old Pero Ajtman has drunk nothing but Coke for in excess of four decades. The pensioner claims to be in perfect health despite his obsession with the caffeinated, carbonated, beverage.

His religious mother made him promise not to drink alcohol in 1968. To Ajtman Coca-Cola was the only flavour that rivaled wine and soon he was drinking it exclusively.

"Now I have a glass in the morning, before and after lunch, with my dinner and then before I go to bed. My mother isn't here to tell me not to drink anymore but I'm not even tempted to quit coke for alcohol... I'll drink it til I die," he said.

Source: www.ananova.com

jollyperv 03-01-2009 11:55 PM

Coke > Every other beverage

mynameisjim 03-01-2009 11:58 PM

I guess there's no reason it should kill him.

There was a similar story about a guy in his 70s who ate nothing but Oscar Meyer hot dogs and bologna for decades. He still worked 8 hours a day and was in decent shape for an old man.

A super cold bottle of Coke is pretty damn good though.

JD 03-01-2009 11:59 PM

coke is nasty shit water

Iron Fist 03-02-2009 12:05 AM

Where are the people that say Pepsi is better?

Mr Pheer 03-02-2009 12:07 AM

Pepsi is better.

fuzzylogic 03-02-2009 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 15569185)
Pepsi is better.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup

pornask 03-02-2009 12:14 AM

Coke is not too bad, it's diet coke that's fucked up due to Aspartame

SomeCreep 03-02-2009 12:16 AM

http://www.topnews.in/usa/files/Lege...en_Buffett.jpg

Reak AGV 03-02-2009 12:16 AM

I dont believe he's in perfect health, this is just another marketing technique from coke.

Raf1 03-02-2009 12:33 AM

I see kids buying worse shit everyday at my local store. Most of them take chips and soft drinks to school. That's about 15 years of junk food at an age when it really counts

um_designs 03-02-2009 01:15 AM

coke is it! :thumbsup

ExLust 03-02-2009 04:12 AM

Good for him.

seeandsee 03-02-2009 04:35 AM

lie lie lie

Malicious Biz 03-02-2009 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 15569202)

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l3...-did-there.jpg

J. Falcon 03-02-2009 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reak AGV (Post 15569203)
I dont believe he's in perfect health, this is just another marketing technique from coke.

Well he's alive ain't he. :thumbsup

John-ACWM 03-02-2009 05:54 AM

If he enjoys it,why shouldn't he...

BadGirlSophie 03-02-2009 05:55 AM

lol, thought you meant

http://badgirlsophie.com/coke.jpg

The Duck 03-02-2009 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reak AGV (Post 15569203)
I dont believe he's in perfect health, this is just another marketing technique from coke.

:2 cents:

BVF 03-02-2009 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadGirlSophie (Post 15570101)
lol, thought you meant

http://badgirlsophie.com/coke.jpg

And how would you DRINK powdered cocaine?

I think you're just feinding for a morning line and have cocaine on the brain :helpme

tranza 03-02-2009 06:51 AM

Does he have a stomach yet??

Ethersync 03-02-2009 06:54 AM

Coke in Croatia is different than Coke in the US. It does not have HFCS like Coke does in the US. Regular sugar is not nearly as bad for you.

Spunky 03-02-2009 07:00 AM

Not that it matters but I bet he doesn't have any teeth

HorseShit 03-02-2009 07:01 AM

Pepsi is better

Fletch XXX 03-02-2009 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethersync (Post 15570355)
Coke in Croatia is different than Coke in the US. It does not have HFCS like Coke does in the US. Regular sugar is not nearly as bad for you.

quoted for truth

phosphoric acid also was never in the original coke recipe lol

BadGirlSophie 03-02-2009 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15570111)
And how would you DRINK powdered cocaine?

I think you're just feinding for a morning line and have cocaine on the brain :helpme

I honestly did assume he just mixed it water. lol idk what I was thinking.

fuzzylogic 03-02-2009 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethersync (Post 15570355)
Coke in Croatia is different than Coke in the US. It does not have HFCS like Coke does in the US. Regular sugar is not nearly as bad for you.

for real?
why wouldnt they keep the formula the same?

Ethersync 03-02-2009 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic (Post 15571459)
for real?
why wouldnt they keep the formula the same?

US government corn subsidies and protective tariffs on foreign sugar imports make High-Fructose Corn Syrup (HFCS) much cheaper than sugar. That is why it is in almost everything in the US. It is destroying the average American's health.

undersoul 03-02-2009 11:23 AM

thats nasty

Bored 03-02-2009 11:28 AM

pepsi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DrChango 03-02-2009 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic (Post 15569058)
Croatia: According to local media 71-year-old Pero Ajtman has drunk nothing but Coke for in excess of four decades. The pensioner claims to be in perfect health despite his obsession with the caffeinated, carbonated, beverage.

His religious mother made him promise not to drink alcohol in 1968. To Ajtman Coca-Cola was the only flavour that rivaled wine and soon he was drinking it exclusively.

"Now I have a glass in the morning, before and after lunch, with my dinner and then before I go to bed. My mother isn't here to tell me not to drink anymore but I'm not even tempted to quit coke for alcohol... I'll drink it til I die," he said.

Source: www.ananova.com

Wasn't Croatia part of Yugoslavia? Wasn't Yugoslavia communist after WWII? Was Coke able to market their nefarious capitalist beverage in Yugoslavia during the height of the Cold War?

UFGators2007 03-02-2009 12:26 PM

Nothing amazing about this. We have tons of fat people here in America that do that and more each and every day.

fuzzylogic 03-02-2009 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethersync (Post 15571602)
US government corn subsidies and protective tariffs on foreign sugar imports make High-Fructose Corn Syrup (HFCS) much cheaper than sugar. That is why it is in almost everything in the US. It is destroying the average American's health.

oh yes, i agree that it is bad for health and i almost never consume it. when i do i find that it tastes strange, real syrupy and thick.

i was not aware of why it's in everything though. i though white sugar would be cheaper to use.

abadfish 03-02-2009 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethersync (Post 15570355)
Coke in Croatia is different than Coke in the US. It does not have HFCS like Coke does in the US. Regular sugar is not nearly as bad for you.

That's why I stopped drinking soda. Not that sugar is great for you either. They sell Coke from Mexico at Costco. It's in bottles and has no HFCS. A little expensive though.

mynameisjim 03-02-2009 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethersync (Post 15570355)
Coke in Croatia is different than Coke in the US. It does not have HFCS like Coke does in the US. Regular sugar is not nearly as bad for you.

Serious? I wish they did that here. Sugar doesn't bother me but HFCS makes me gain weight instantly, I have to avoid it like crazy. Otherwise I would drink a few cokes a day but I have like one a month.

Janak 03-02-2009 02:04 PM

Has to have dentures.

SCOOTER 03-02-2009 02:17 PM

I stopped drinking soda 1 year ago.

I will probably never drink it again.:thumbsup


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