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AaronM 02-28-2009 02:56 PM

I fucked up my leg yesterday.
 
Here's a friendly tip:

Wear jeans instead of shorts when you decide to go up into the snow.


I was out playing with my dog yesterday and decided to take him up into the snow on Mt. Hood. Yeah, it was a bit cold out and I was wearing shorts but hey, no biggie....

Until you fall through the snow which has a layer of ice on it and you scrape the hell out of your leg. I'm still pretty sore from this. It's a lot worse than it looks. :(

Not exactly the smartest thing I have ever done. :disgust

http://ampcontent.com/pics/Snow001.jpg
http://ampcontent.com/pics/Snow002.jpg
http://ampcontent.com/pics/Snow003.jpg

DarkJedi 02-28-2009 03:00 PM

you call that scratch 'fucked up' ?

:1orglaugh

what a fucking pussy you are

seeandsee 02-28-2009 03:04 PM

must agree :)

BVF 02-28-2009 03:08 PM

It didn't even penetrate the first layer of fat.......Which explains why you would even consider going out in the snow wearing shorts....

I think you'll be ok.

bobby666 02-28-2009 03:10 PM

i am glad that i don't own those legs

BVF 02-28-2009 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15563432)

http://www.drsfostersmith.com/images...41717P-dog.jpg

pixovore 02-28-2009 03:12 PM

you wear shorts when there is snow around, you re defenitely a hot guy!!

AaronM 02-28-2009 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15563455)
you call that scratch 'fucked up' ?

:1orglaugh

what a fucking pussy you are

Actually, I call the internal bruising fucked up and I call you a fake nic troll. :glugglug

AaronM 02-28-2009 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15563493)


Between that and the pic of my leg, I'm thinking I want a turkey sandwich. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Michaelious 02-28-2009 03:33 PM

Hope you feel better dude!

AaronM 02-28-2009 03:34 PM

Oh and since we are discussing it...I may be a fat fuck but my calf is mostly muscle from carrying the other 600 lbs around all the time. :winkwink:

DarkJedi 02-28-2009 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15563580)
Actually, I call the internal bruising fucked up and I call you a fake nic troll. :glugglug

you better call the ER or you might die from the internal bleeding!

:1orglaugh

silvija 02-28-2009 03:47 PM

I hope you feel better soon

AaronM 02-28-2009 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15563609)
you better call the ER or you might die from the internal bleeding!

:1orglaugh


Good idea. :thumbsup

Because CALLING the ER is always a better solution than going there.

I find it funny that the coward using the fake nic thinks I'm the pussy here. :1orglaugh

John-ACWM 02-28-2009 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15563455)
you call that scratch 'fucked up' ?

:1orglaugh

what a fucking pussy you are

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

TurboAngel 02-28-2009 03:54 PM

Awww I'll come over and make you pancakes if you like.

:winkwink:

Deej 02-28-2009 03:54 PM

Get some of that perma frosted top layer ice?

chelis 02-28-2009 03:55 PM

shorts in the snow, not exactly my idea of fun. :)

DarkJedi 02-28-2009 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15563685)
Good idea. :thumbsup

Because CALLING the ER is always a better solution than going there.

I find it funny that the coward using the fake nic thinks I'm the pussy here. :1orglaugh

Why are you calling me a coward? I'm not the one crying on a web board about a scratch on the leg :1orglaugh

Also, why do you say I'm a fake nic? This is my original nic that I've been posting from for 9 years.

AaronM 02-28-2009 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 15563714)
Awww I'll come over and make you pancakes if you like.

:winkwink:

Hell yeah. And I'll take a BJ too. :love2suck

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15563719)
Get some of that perma frosted top layer ice?

Exactly. Not sure if I tangled with some brush, sticks, or anything else though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15563723)
Why are you calling me a coward? I'm not the one crying on a web board about a scratch on the leg :1orglaugh

Also, why do you say I'm a fake nic? This is my original nic that I've been posting from for 9 years.


You're not the only troll with a fake nic that dates back to 2001...Which is not 9 years but considering the source, I'll just let that one go and add you to my ignore list. Should have done that awhile ago anyway.

See ya.

DarkJedi 02-28-2009 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15563753)
You're not the only troll with a fake nic that dates back to 2001...Which is not 9 years but considering the source, I'll just let that one go and add you to my ignore list. Should have done that awhile ago anyway.

See ya.

You've got a really thin skin.

for a fat man :1orglaugh

RoCkMaN 02-28-2009 04:06 PM

Pussy! At least douse it with ketchup before putting it on here.....

RoCkMaN 02-28-2009 04:10 PM

I fucked up my face yesterday!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v9...ortuga/ZIT.jpg

AaronM 02-28-2009 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoCkMaN (Post 15563764)
Pussy! At least douse it with ketchup before putting it on here.....


LOL

Then it would really make me hungry. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

xNetworx 02-28-2009 04:14 PM

Doesnt look that bad. Man up tubby

Donfoolio 02-28-2009 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15563455)
you call that scratch 'fucked up' ?

:1orglaugh

what a fucking pussy you are


Give the kid a break he has a few more years to grow! :1orglaugh

Janak 02-28-2009 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoCkMaN (Post 15563775)

You're going to die.

punker barbie 02-28-2009 04:27 PM

check out this leg scratch, you pussy (jk)


:Oh crap

MaDalton 02-28-2009 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15563493)

i am very sorry, but this pic made me :1orglaugh

StuartD 02-28-2009 05:21 PM

Ice scrapes do suck though... for something so cold, it burns like hell when it scrapes you.
But yeah, doesn't look bad.

I would say to put some ice on it.... but that's kinda what was the problem in the first place :1orglaugh

tony286 02-28-2009 05:21 PM

looks like it hurt, glad you didnt break it.

OY 02-28-2009 06:28 PM

I take it you are not a skier Aaron - try that on your FACE after a crash and burn down a mountain side on cross country skies during Easter vacation - typically that is when its the hardest "crust". Those types of "scratches" are a tad worse when doing 35 mph ;)

AaronM 02-28-2009 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oystein (Post 15564254)
I take it you are not a skier Aaron - try that on your FACE after a crash and burn down a mountain side on cross country skies during Easter vacation - typically that is when its the hardest "crust". Those types of "scratches" are a tad worse when doing 35 mph ;)


Tried skiing once....Not my thang.

I can totally understand what you are describing though. No good man.

marketsmart 02-28-2009 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15564264)
Tried skiing once....Not my thang.

I can totally understand what you are describing though. No good man.

i take fat guys like you with me whenever i go snowboarding.. if i ever get lost back country, i could cut open your belly and climb inside to keep warm like luke skywalker did in empire strikes back..

werd..............

Spunky 02-28-2009 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 15563827)
check out this leg scratch, you pussy (jk)


:Oh crap

Damn,that looks painful,ouch


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