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Don RELISH 02-27-2009 09:40 AM

~ The best eBay ad EVER! - [FUNNY AS FUCK for FRIDAY]
 
This guy rules.
This is the way to sell a bike on eBay. :1orglaugh
MAX WICKED SICK

seeandsee 02-27-2009 09:52 AM

Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx

Don RELISH 02-27-2009 09:57 AM

"The skids odometer shows 128,992 metres, but i think it might have gone round the clock..."

:1orglaugh

Oracle Porn 02-27-2009 09:58 AM

too bad no worldwide shipping! sick bike!

Honez 02-27-2009 09:58 AM

Ahaha! Too funny

woj 02-27-2009 10:00 AM

:1orglaugh

scuba steve 02-27-2009 10:20 AM

haha i'm sure he got more than whats its worth

UFGators2007 02-27-2009 10:26 AM

Marketing genius!!!

martinsc 02-27-2009 10:35 AM

:1orglaugh

CyberHustler 02-27-2009 10:43 AM

:1orglaugh

tranza 02-27-2009 10:44 AM

Sick bike! hahahaha

Don RELISH 02-27-2009 10:45 AM

I got pregnant just reading it!

Marcus Aurelius 02-27-2009 10:52 AM

Not THAT is how you sell a bike.

John-ACWM 02-27-2009 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 15558549)
Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx

and someone says: 'dude, does this bike come with contraception because i all ready have 3 kids' :1orglaugh
awesome description :thumbsup

Matt 26z 02-27-2009 11:12 AM

Wow. I cummed three times just looking at that auction. I don't know how the winning bidder is going to handle actually owning the bike!

snaker 02-27-2009 11:25 AM

234 endos LOL, this brings me back

MaDalton 02-27-2009 11:32 AM

dammit - i had a bike like that and did the same shit with it. just that no one got pregnant but i crushed my balls numerous times. i was doing it wrong obviously :(

spacedog 02-27-2009 11:34 AM

gnarly... :1orglaugh

Fredde 02-27-2009 11:49 AM

Haha...crazy!

Don RELISH 02-27-2009 05:15 PM

"Throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind."

:1orglaugh

PornMD 02-27-2009 05:17 PM

Nice! :thumbsup All about making your listing stand out and be remembered if you ever sell anything there.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-27-2009 06:10 PM

I'm Rad to the power of Sick


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