What is the ODDEST place you've ever Masturbated?
 

We all do it at home, in the shower, etc.

But, where is the oddest place you've jerked off?

In my truck a few yrs ago :winkwink:

one of the ferries in granville island

After an STD awareness group meeting

never have

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Tanning Bed

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In the closet. Sometimes a girl just has to have some privacy

7th grade.
instrument locker
by the orchestra building.

On the Mir Space Station, 1999.

Mile high club :thumbsup

On the 405 while driving to the valley.

5:30AM driving down the road on my way to work.

aeroplane toilet.

Police car, but don't tell :1orglaugh

my wedding

while driving

Police station...

right now behind you

- Classroom
- Cinema (watching Harry Potter)

I was young though, maybe 13-14 years old.

Same thing - 10th grade!

under your moms bed.

In the church confessional.

On a train

Right out of high school I moved in with a buddy and he was gone to Europe on vacation for the first two weeks we had the place. I warned him not to leave me unattended as I planned to seed every pair of socks he owned. Well he didn't believe me....

This one time I walked in on my mom while I was masturbating..

train
airplane
church
car on highway
thats all that comes to mind....

God hates you and you're all going to Hell.

I think I've posted on this topic before..

I whacked into a raging river from the side of a cliff while in Patagonia, butt naked under the moonlight.

i lways knew those ferries were tainted.

In bed..

When I was growing up I used to go to the wood shed

taco bell bathroom

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In my boss' chair at the office lol

I was about 10 or 12 and I would have a hole in my pant pocket for easy access. Finding porn was hard at that age, but I was able to find SWANK mag at the Rexall Drug Store.. So I would find a mainstream mag to cover up the SWANK mag and masturbate in the store. Ah, I loved those pants...I was masturbating pretty much anywhere when I wore those pants. lol

At work in the milk cooler and at work in the bathroom in the sink..

im masturbate and look my "stats" )))

you are pleased easy i guess! :1orglaugh

nice, wish i could do the same

You win :1orglaugh :pimp

About 10 years ago, I masterbated as I was sitting back in an American Airlines seat with a blanket covering myself. The flight attendant was a hot female and just as she leaned over to ask if she could get me a drink, I looked up at her pretty face and started spraying right at that exact time....being careful not to change the expression on my face or the way I was phrasing my words. Don't think anyone even knew I was doing it either. I had my legs raised up underneath the blanket and was slowly stroking my cock so it probably would have been kinda difficult for anyone to see what I was doing.

This is hell. Didn't you get the memo?

I pop one almost every time i take off.

Portapotty? Don't ask.

Either the HS nurses room or an abandoned mental hospital.

I rubbed one out at a funeral - believe it or not

at school in the bus, im my invisible costume :banana

fiddy