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  • edgeprod
    Permanently Gone
    • Mar 2004
    • 10019

    #1

    GFY Haiku Thread .. Add Yours!

    Surfing the forums
    GFY is my next stop
    Fucking page timeout

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    Here is a biz thread
    Maybe we can make some cash
    Thread flooded by trolls

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    No one is flaming
    Reload Reload Reload, NO!
    God Damn Dirty F

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    Jon Clark is now banned
    Who posted Candyflip's kid?
    Oh, that's right: no one.
  • edgeprod
    Permanently Gone
    • Mar 2004
    • 10019

    #2
    jdavis is green
    Got there through useless posting
    Only he cares, though

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    Low post counts do suck
    Look on eBay for new account
    Now you are detoxed

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    Sign up for porn site
    Forgot to uncheck the box
    Who is banging my card now?

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    Make some nice designs
    Except no one is buying
    Sale low ICQ

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    • donkevlar
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2006
      • 4325

      #3
      So much work to do
      Browsing GFY instead
      procrastination
      [email protected]

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      • edgeprod
        Permanently Gone
        • Mar 2004
        • 10019

        #4
        donkevlar knows how
        To post up his own haiku
        But do YOU need help?

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        five syllables here
        seven syllables go here
        then five syllables

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        Was it smart to post
        A GFY Haiku now?
        Not at 3AM.

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        • Iron Fist
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2006
          • 23400

          #5
          AlienQ banned again
          Did he do it to himself?
          Eric just had enough
          i like waffles

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          • edgeprod
            Permanently Gone
            • Mar 2004
            • 10019

            #6
            Will reload this thread
            Beating off to Juicy D.
            Might take me some time

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            • Iron Fist
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2006
              • 23400

              #7
              Tube sites are so huge.
              Can you make money on them?
              Advertise penis pills!
              i like waffles

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              • edgeprod
                Permanently Gone
                • Mar 2004
                • 10019

                #8
                Juicy Ads in Sig
                Wow, didn't know you ran that
                Oh wait, see ref code

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                • donkevlar
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 4325

                  #9
                  Hey edgeprod you're rad
                  but please change your avatar
                  your paleness burns eyes
                  [email protected]

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                  • edgeprod
                    Permanently Gone
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 10019

                    #10
                    Sun was oh so bright
                    I will often be quite dark
                    Camera was bad

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                    I swim in the lake
                    Each day in the summer sun
                    Tan only now fades

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                    • PAR
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2005
                      • 1835

                      #11
                      Saw this one a few days ago ...

                      Fat cats on Wall Street
                      Tell Feds to leave them alone
                      'Cept when they need cash

                      I got greedy, too
                      Bought me a big screen TV
                      Will you bail me out?

                      Welfare for the poor
                      But bailout if you are rich
                      What's the difference?

                      Thomas Jefferson
                      Would roll over in his grave
                      If he only knew!

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                      • edgeprod
                        Permanently Gone
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 10019

                        #12
                        Surfing the 'net now
                        Aria Giovanni pics
                        Where is my fleshlight?

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                        • StaceyJo
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 8960

                          #13
                          Wasting time
                          GFY for entertaining
                          Video blogging at youtube
                          /_______ WebCashMaker ______\
                          | _TeenageDecadence - Young Board Naked Teens. |
                          | ____ NonNudeGirls - Female Puberty Photos. ____ |
                          | _ HerSelfPics - The ORIGINAL exGF SelfPic site. __ |
                          \.______ xPosing - Wife Photosharing site. _______./

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                          • kmanrox
                            aka K-Man
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 29295

                            #14
                            no idea what haiku is
                            pondering google
                            oops mcdonald's delivery is here
                            Crypto HODLr
                            Crypto mining
                            Angel investor

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                            • edgeprod
                              Permanently Gone
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 10019

                              #15
                              Wow that is quite odd
                              McDonalds delivers now?
                              Now I can get fat

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                              • Juicy D. Links
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 122992

                                #16
                                need sex
                                rub lotion
                                ejaculate
                                relief

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                                • John-ACWM
                                  Work Work Work
                                  • Nov 2008
                                  • 20060

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                  need sex
                                  rub lotion
                                  ejaculate
                                  relief



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                                  • BV
                                    wtf
                                    • Sep 2001
                                    • 10914

                                    #18
                                    not many sales
                                    full clips on tubes
                                    working at mcdonalds

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                                    Working...