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Barefootsies 02-23-2009 08:35 PM

Kittie Question
 
As mentioned a month or so back, I picked up two new kitties. One is a Siamese, the other a minx or tiger? Not quite sure. Anyways, they are both eating the same food, and treats. However tiger kittie has some of the worst fucking gas on the planet.

If she is full (from eating) and you pick her up. She farts and it's like mustard gas. When she wakes up from sleeping and stretches. It's like VX poison gas. Sometimes she will want some attention, climb on your chest in the office, and jams her ass in your face and let loose.....


Is this something common with some breeds of cat? Or some kinda digestive issue? Food??

I am thinking of taking her to the vet on a full stomach so they can catch a whiff of my complaint and grasp the magnitude of some kitten stinking up the whole fucking house. They are both getting that IAMS kitten hard stuff, as well as a half can of that IAMS kitten formula, and the only other thing in their diet is some Pounce treats as I train them.

:helpme

Barefootsies 02-23-2009 08:39 PM

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Barefootsies 02-23-2009 08:42 PM

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mmcfadden 02-23-2009 08:43 PM

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Barefootsies 02-23-2009 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmcfadden (Post 15541125)
http://www.vstrippoker.com/images/kitty1small.jpg

That's my kitty... good poker player too!:)

Trumped by a smoking hottie. Are, "you going to show me something", namely her toes?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oufm0KwA9Xk

mmcfadden 02-23-2009 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 15541136)
Trumped by a smoking hottie. Are, "you going to show me something", namely her toes?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oufm0KwA9Xk

no lie brother... when i filmed this girl i focused on toes... then thighs... then breasts... she had really nice toes though

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Spunky 02-23-2009 08:58 PM

My cat has never farted.not around me anyways.sounds like a digestive problem

Barefootsies 02-23-2009 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15541162)
My cat has never farted.not around me anyways.sounds like a digestive problem

That is what I am thinking. They both eat the same. Although different breeds. The one can burn the midnight oil and then some
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LOhk1172w4s

PurrrsianPussyKat 02-23-2009 09:30 PM

What are you feeding it?

This is what I feed my cats and they never ever fart..
http://www.petfooddirect.com/store/p..._id=1075&Page=

Also.. have you taken it to the vet yet and had it wormed?

Barefootsies 02-23-2009 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat (Post 15541213)
What are you feeding it?

This is what I feed my cats and they never ever fart..
http://www.petfooddirect.com/store/p..._id=1075&Page=

Also.. have you taken it to the vet yet and had it wormed?

I am feeding it what Animal Rescue told me to feed it (already mentioned).

The cat's have had three shots. I would have to look in their files as to what they were.

fuzzylogic 02-23-2009 09:38 PM

take gassy to the vet to do a quick microscope check for intestinal parasites. they will know more about gas for $40 than any of us will.

fuzzylogic 02-23-2009 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 15541224)
I am feeding it what Animal Rescue told me to feed it (already mentioned).

OHHHHHHHH...... cat may be infected. was if found on the street?

i always get cats from certified breeders.

Barefootsies 02-23-2009 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzzylogic (Post 15541225)
take gassy to the vet to do a quick microscope check for intestinal parasites. they will know more about gas for $40 than any of us will.

Well tonight she was producing enough methane to power New York.

So I think that $40.00 will be well spent.

Barefootsies 02-23-2009 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzzylogic (Post 15541232)
OHHHHHHHH...... cat may be infected. was if found on the street?

i always get cats from certified breeders.

Animal Rescue, here anyways, takes them to a vet, and they have to pass a battery of shots and tests before they can be 'adopted'. These kittens had their three whatever shots before I adopted them.

The Siamese was not put into the adoption program (yet) because she is not good with kids, or strangers for that matter. But I wanted a Siamese so I took her anyways. Regardless of her being anti social. I am used to Siamese cats and their attitudes. I have had 4 before.

mmcfadden 02-23-2009 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat (Post 15541213)
What are you feeding it?

This is what I feed my cats and they never ever fart..
http://www.petfooddirect.com/store/p..._id=1075&Page=

Also.. have you taken it to the vet yet and had it wormed?

where in the mountains of pa?? my home base is between shawnee and camelback

PurrrsianPussyKat 02-23-2009 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 15541224)
I am feeding it what Animal Rescue told me to feed it (already mentioned).

The cat's have had three shots. I would have to look in their files as to what they were.

Ok.. Missed that part the first time through. Iams is a horrible food. It's full of animal by products and corn. She may have an allergy to that food. Definitely research brands and get her something good! :)

But honestly, my money is on the worms. All kittens have them. Shots aren't de-wormer. So that'll be for like feline leukemia and rabies.

fuzzylogic 02-23-2009 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 15541247)
Animal Rescue, here anyways, takes them to a vet, and they have to pass a battery of shots and tests before they can be 'adopted'. These kittens had their three whatever shots before I adopted them.

well, obviously something is wrong with the cat lol

this may also be a food related issue. the way to tell is to switch brands.

try to get food that contains rice, not corn, wheat or gluten.

it could be a microorganism, too.

find out if that cat's stool is loose, pale, bloody and/or mucus-y. thats good info to have. actually, examining stool is a notable way to determine the heath status of a cat since they hide "illness" so well.

TisMe 02-23-2009 09:59 PM

No help to offer on the farting feline but re the Pounce treats, you have it backwards.


They're training you :)

Barefootsies 02-23-2009 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat (Post 15541272)
Ok.. Missed that part the first time through. Iams is a horrible food. It's full of animal by products and corn. She may have an allergy to that food. Definitely research brands and get her something good! :)

But honestly, my money is on the worms. All kittens have them. Shots aren't de-wormer. So that'll be for like feline leukemia and rabies.

Good advice. I've never had a cat who's had an issue like this.

Kittie pee will be getting an appointment scheduled at the vet tomorrow. :thumbsup.

Oh, and thanks for the tip on the cat food. They recommended the IAMS kitten, so I went with their recommendation.

Barefootsies 02-23-2009 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic (Post 15541275)
find out if that cat's stool is loose, pale, bloody and/or mucus-y. thats good info to have. actually, examining stool is a notable way to determine the heath status of a cat since they hide "illness" so well.

Not that I like a face full of checking kittie stool, but I see it every other day when I am changing the litter.

So in that regard the pinched loaves would appear to be the same for both the cats. The solution to the natural gas problem cat goes more than the other. Beyond that, their turd wafers seem to consistent more a less.

fuzzylogic 02-23-2009 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat (Post 15541272)
Iams is a horrible food.

heard the same through a breeder.
one cat food i have used with great success has black sides and a dark pink center for the packaging. forgot the name of it though. i have also played around with "all natural" hard foods and those seemed to do down well also.

Barefootsies 02-23-2009 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzzylogic (Post 15541311)
heard the same through a breeder.
one cat food i have used with great success has black sides and a dark pink center for the packaging. forgot the name of it though. i have also played around with "all natural" hard foods and those seemed to do down well also.

Good advice. I'll swing through the pet store tomorrow and see if I can find some different kitten foods per the recommendations.

Barefootsies 02-23-2009 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by TisMe (Post 15541283)
but re the Pounce treats, you have it backwards.


They're training you :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

fuzzylogic 02-23-2009 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 15541309)
Not that I like a face full of checking kittie stool, but I see it every other day when I am changing the litter.

So in that regard the pinched loaves would appear to be the same for both the cats. The solution to the natural gas problem cat goes more than the other. Beyond that, their turd wafers seem to consistent more a less.

nah!! you gotta check it fresh and warm right when it happens! :1orglaugh otherwise, they bury it and shit dries out in litter. blood disappears, mucus dries up, soft poo gets hard.

if the shit is real bad due to illness or infestation it will be appear later as a dry clump, pool or dried poo in small, weird shapes. in those extreme instances poo sometimes gets stuck on fur. glad to hear you're not in that boat. thats good. maybe it's just the food then. checking for microbes in poo under a lens could be a interesting test though. what the vet will do is insert a stick in the cats ass to grab some poo then they disappear into the lab for five minutes with their little poo sample... lol

Barefootsies 02-23-2009 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic (Post 15541336)
what the vet will do is insert a stick in the cats ass to grab some poo then they disappear into the lab for five minutes with their little poo sample... lol

:1orglaugh :Oh crap :helpme :upsidedow

ExLust 02-23-2009 10:28 PM

Some pics of your kitties please.

fuzzylogic 02-23-2009 10:31 PM

you are not giving the cat milk, are you? milk is bad and produces gas.

Barefootsies 02-23-2009 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ExLust (Post 15541371)
Some pics of your kitties please.

Already posted.

and nope. No milk. Just water for the kitties.

PurrrsianPussyKat 02-23-2009 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmcfadden (Post 15541256)
where in the mountains of pa?? my home base is between shawnee and camelback

We live near Knoebels. Ever been there? :)

John-ACWM 02-24-2009 11:51 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
love the names
:thumbsup

mona 02-24-2009 12:56 PM

That's strange...Especially if you're feeding them kitten food. Kitten food is very rich, so I would try NOT feeding them the canned food for a day or so and see if it helps.

How often do they eat?

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Barefootsies 02-24-2009 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mona_klixxx (Post 15543739)
That's strange...Especially if you're feeding them kitten food. Kitten food is very rich, so I would try NOT feeding them the canned food for a day or so and see if it helps.

How often do they eat?

When they are hungry.

I called the vet today, and scheduled appointment. They told me the kitties do not need soft food and I can stop giving them that. So it may help. They also asked for a stool sample from the one.

Barefootsies 02-24-2009 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John-ACWM (Post 15543476)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
love the names
:thumbsup

They came with those names from Animal Rescue. Just have not renamed them.

JenniDahling 02-24-2009 02:38 PM

Usually gas in kittens is a combination of the food and their growing digestive systems. You can also help alleviate them by putting 100% aloe juice in their water, its good for them and helps calm their tummies. I would sometimes give my kitties chamomile tea in their water as well. Good luck in finding the right food, it make a couple times, you can usually get samples from your pet store so you aren't spending a lot experimenting.

PersianKitty 02-24-2009 02:44 PM

one of the 7 in my house is a gassy kitty. Never been a reason for it that the vet can find. 5 of them are related and two are shelter kitties that I took when my son and daughter-in-law split for 8 months. When they got back together the kitties were already a part of the horde here and beside they had a baby on the way. It's one of those shelter kitties, Max, that is the gassy one. Can't blame it on the food as they all eat the same stuff.

Ended up that he just has a bit more to release than the others.

PK

Barefootsies 02-24-2009 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling (Post 15544226)
Usually gas in kittens is a combination of the food and their growing digestive systems. You can also help alleviate them by putting 100% aloe juice in their water, its good for them and helps calm their tummies. I would sometimes give my kitties chamomile tea in their water as well. Good luck in finding the right food, it make a couple times, you can usually get samples from your pet store so you aren't spending a lot experimenting.

Good stuff :thumbsup

Dafne 02-24-2009 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 15544021)
They came with those names from Animal Rescue. Just have not renamed them.

Lucky you. Mine didn't come with a name. At first I named him gorda thinking he was a fat female cat. He looks and acts like a female cat, but the tiny penis under his belly throws everyone off . Sometimes I think if there was such a thing as shemale cats, my cat would be one.

Anyways......after a long search for a name, I gave up and just named him yellowcat...

AaliyahLove 02-24-2009 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat (Post 15541272)
Ok.. Missed that part the first time through. Iams is a horrible food. It's full of animal by products and corn. She may have an allergy to that food. Definitely research brands and get her something good! :)

But honestly, my money is on the worms. All kittens have them. Shots aren't de-wormer. So that'll be for like feline leukemia and rabies.

Years ago I had a kitty that I fed nothing but IAMS. At 5 yrs old she was still the size of a kitten. My Aunt who is a CAT ONLY Vet said IAMS didn't give her the proper nutrition for her to be nourished and grow, that some of the "chicken parts" or however it's listed in the bad is actually ground up chicken feathers and gross stuff like that :(

I feel bad for ur kitty but this thread rly made me LOL.. picturing her stepping on ur chest and fating in ur face.. hehehehe :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

J. Falcon 02-24-2009 04:23 PM

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Barefootsies 02-24-2009 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 15544625)
Years ago I had a kitty that I fed nothing but IAMS. At 5 yrs old she was still the size of a kitten. My Aunt who is a CAT ONLY Vet said IAMS didn't give her the proper nutrition for her to be nourished and grow, that some of the "chicken parts" or however it's listed in the bad is actually ground up chicken feathers and gross stuff like that :(

I feel bad for ur kitty but this thread rly made me LOL.. picturing her stepping on ur chest and fating in ur face.. hehehehe :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Yeah, I talked to the vet today and they said I should/could try some other food out there and see if that solves it. Part of it could just be developing digestive system.

sexyelisha 02-24-2009 04:28 PM

My kitten is 13 weeks old and farts quite a bit lol but i've noticed that he absolutely gulps his food down and is likely to be gulping air inbetween bites lol. Mine was at the vets for his 2nd lot of booster injections and she said he was healthy. It might just be something your kitty suffers with, but its good that you're getting it checked out :)

Imortyl Pussycat 02-24-2009 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 15541384)
Already posted.

and nope. No milk. Just water for the kitties.

is the kitten formula you mentioned a wet food or actual liquid? either way i would cut that out and change the food to one that has no corn, corn by products or wheat and you will be fine. it will cost a bit more but will be a wash after the savings from all the airfreshener you must be using. meow

Barefootsies 02-24-2009 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 15544665)
is the kitten formula you mentioned a wet food or actual liquid? either way i would cut that out and change the food to one that has no corn, corn by products or wheat and you will be fine. it will cost a bit more but will be a wash after the savings from all the airfreshener you must be using. meow

True dat.

I normally can't smell shit because of my allergies. However, I can smell her farts from upstairs.

spunky99 02-24-2009 05:21 PM

my cat used to take shits that could clear out a townhouse.. we switched his food to an organic low carb one and sooo much better.. he still doesnt like to cover his shits tho


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