My cock smells like a vagina, but I never had sex, wtf?
 

Another useless thread. Go on, post. Increase your post count, you silly monkey.

I think it's from sticking it in a tuna sammich

Wtf indeed. This calls for proper inquiry.

my postcount say thanks!

Maybe you should wash it once in a while?

the transformation has started.

lol, i was here

I wash it twice in a while. So you're saying I should slow down a bit... ?

When you jack off . Rubb the cum on a towel. Yours might taste like pussy lol

The next time you jerk off (as you are looking at a girl on the computer screen), smell your fingers and pretend that it is her pussy smell. :)

I caught myself doing this and that's why I made a thread.

Man someday I hope to lose my virginity

Could be the first sign of a urinary tract infection...it's nefarious bacteria breeding in your urethra!!!!

Thanks doc! If you can tell that from the smell, how do you explain vagina...?:2 cents:

Yeah. See how that goes lol

Now this is a great thread..

Seriously.. About time we have some good clean fun around here..

maybe it's because you're a pussy?

+1

hahaha no that's why my face smells like cunny ... :)

lollllllllllllll

Another bump for a awesome thread..

post count +1

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another one here too

Did you forget to put the smegma in the fridge again?

thats what I was gonna say. you beat me to it.

does it smell like yeast?

It means you're going to die soon,after it shrivels up and falls off first

are you sure your mum isn't hitting it whilst you sleep?

Stop having sex with your hand...God is judging you. SINNER!

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