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LoveSandra 02-21-2009 10:08 AM

I was fucked by a cop
 
I banged a cop`s wife about 3 weeks and it was great.She look hot,about 29 years old,long and black hair and big tits.She is amazing.I met this girl in a market when i went to buy some food for my cats.The girl offer to help me to buy the food what i was looking for,some shit ,`case the cat is sick and have some problem with kidneys.
I took her phone number and i met her regulary to my place and after a short time she told me she is a wife`s of a local police officer.I laugh for the moment.It was funny,the sucker work at the night tour and his wife is bang with a porn webmaster ahahaha.
But today when i went outside to a local store,i felt a punch in my head from behind.I didn`t see anything, didn`t know what was hit me,didn`t saw nothing and i was down. Another punch hit me in the mouth and another one in my nose and few legs in my head as well.However the fucker gone and left me there in the snow with my head,nose,mouth broken and one molar out.I`m fucked up now.All my bones hurt me, i feel like shit.
I get a phone call few hour ago and the girl told me that she regret what was happen (?!).Yes,it was her husband or he put someone else to kick my ass.Succesful mission.
Now i`m thinking seriously what can i do: to make a complain to the local police about this scumbag, or i will bang her wife again and again take few pictures and send them to his police station,and fuck him more harder :)

Machete_ 02-21-2009 10:11 AM

you are full of shit and should stop trying to imitate Metaman's real life in your fantasy world

Oracle Porn 02-21-2009 10:11 AM

i hope the pussy was tight enough to be worth that shit....

my advice is dont mess with a local cop he has cop friends who will help him fuck you royally anyway they can in the end you will be on the short end but thats just my 2 cents.

p.s. if that story is even true... if thats another my new ferrari thread its my bad for not realizing it....heh.

dav3 02-21-2009 10:13 AM

Hire a PI to watch the dude, cause you know he is banging other chicks. Get the pics and post them on the net and let nature take it's course. Don't try to retaliate other than some ninja shit, or you will get fucked even more so.

PantieZ 02-21-2009 10:13 AM

consult a lawyer, banging someones wife is not illegal.
but self justice is ...

bufferover 02-21-2009 10:14 AM

The second option it's really not wise :) he is a cop and the law is on his side. Wait some time and kick his ass :D ofcourse when he is not on duty (no weapon)

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-21-2009 10:14 AM

here's what you should do.

sit at home and whimper about what a fucking idiot you are, then quit fucking married women...

if you're going to tread on someone else's territory, expect them to come after you...

mineistaken 02-21-2009 10:16 AM

well c;aiming would be a little wussy - you banged his wife you should deal with consequences

Farang 02-21-2009 10:18 AM

that avatar is disturbing

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-21-2009 10:23 AM

in all actuality, you're probably lucky all he did was have your ass beat down. if i had the power of the law behind me i would have done everything in my power to genuinely destroy your life.

bufferover 02-21-2009 10:29 AM

But the best thing you can do is to back off from him/her, playing with cop it's not really wise thing. You can get in more trouble

Si 02-21-2009 10:31 AM

I smell something........................

brassmonkey 02-21-2009 10:34 AM

u lucky he didnt wait till dark and crank a slug in yo ass

DaddyHalbucks 02-21-2009 10:40 AM

Cops look out for each other, they can be the corrupt motherfuckers on the planet, so unless you have ironclad proof, you are screwed.

Unless you have the cop on video --forget it. it is your word against his. The whole legal establishment supports him.

Now if you could get him on tape admitting to the assault or giving you beating number II, he would be in a world of trouble.

;)

PSSuperstars 02-21-2009 10:49 AM

I"d also go get STD tested....
What kind of skank does this?
SHe obviously makes a habit of picking up morons who like to fuck married women at the market...

Then likes her hubby beating the shit out of them.

You're probably not the first.

HandballJim 02-21-2009 10:54 AM

You should have called the cops right away, basically you were assaulted...and someone needs to be arrested. I would start to look for a good lawyer...and take him to court for some $$$$$$$ damages. You can sue someone for anything...and get a restraining order. If someone is has a violent behavior...they just might come back...and finish you off. :(

SBJ 02-21-2009 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 15531378)
i hope the pussy was tight enough to be worth that shit....

my advice is dont mess with a local cop he has cop friends who will help him fuck you royally anyway they can in the end you will be on the short end but thats just my 2 cents.

p.s. if that story is even true... if thats another my new ferrari thread its my bad for not realizing it....heh.

yup let it go and don't talk to the cop's wife again. You never mess with a cop's wife cause those guys can fuck your life up big time!

Quagmire 02-21-2009 11:03 AM

post pics of your face after the beating or it's ...

http://oldcatman.blogspot.com/bullshit-lg%202.jpg

doridori 02-21-2009 11:08 AM

you can try him for assault, but then again, you will just create more enemies....

i mean cops are the last ppl i want to be enemies with....you are reallly stupid man...good luck lol

imo, i'd be kinda scared.....you can end up with a bullet to your head....who knows what those corrupt fucks will do.

HorseShit 02-21-2009 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 15531586)
post pics of your face after the beating or it's ...

http://oldcatman.blogspot.com/bullshit-lg%202.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

EroticistFilms 02-21-2009 11:14 AM

VERY bad things can happen when you start milking other people's cows!
wetkiss + :Grrrrrr: = :BangBang:

SpacemanSpiff 02-21-2009 11:22 AM

Here's how it works. You file a complaint against the dude (with no proof that it was him). A few days later your stopped in your car or a cop knocks on your door and they "find" a kilo of coke in your possession, all nicely bagged up for sale.

Goodbye to you.

Take your lumps and move on.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-21-2009 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpacemanSpiff (Post 15531668)
Here's how it works. You file a complaint against the dude (with no proof that it was him). A few days later your stopped in your car or a cop knocks on your door and they "find" a kilo of coke in your possession, all nicely bagged up for sale.

Goodbye to you.

Take your lumps and move on.

Exactly, coming from a person with a forum sig that says "Cocaine and vodka abuser,fast temper and faster trigger" I doubt they'd even have to go as far as planting evidence. If I was that cop, I would have kept my eye on your for a while, then buried your ass in the penile system for the next few years. I'm sure it wouldn't take to long to catch you doing something out of line.

HandballJim 02-21-2009 11:27 AM

Your avatar is so bad, I am sure others on this board want to kick your ass to. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

J. Falcon 02-21-2009 11:27 AM

There was a guyr around here a few years ago who got shit and killed for sleeping with a cop's wife.

Penny Flame 02-21-2009 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AAK (Post 15531409)
that avatar is disturbing

lol, i think that every time I see it

GAMEFINEST 02-21-2009 11:31 AM

you rock

The Duck 02-21-2009 11:33 AM

I cant read your posts because you are on my ignore list. Did you change that crappy avatar yet?

rayadp05 02-21-2009 11:33 AM

I never fucked a police officers wife but I did shoot and fuck a local police officers 19 year old daughter for my website. He found out about it too (and even saw the photos) but everything turned out to be fine....and still is to this day. As far as your situation, I would just leave it alone. I mean, you did fuck the dudes wife. There are some guys out there that would've had you killed for that. Don't stir up the drama, just walk away from it.

alias 02-21-2009 11:39 AM

Well if you get shot at least we can finally lay that avatar to rest.

clixx 02-21-2009 11:47 AM

If any of this is true, lick your wounds and walk away. be happy that you banged a cop's wife and lived to tell.

brassmonkey 02-21-2009 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah (Post 15531728)
I cant read your posts because you are on my ignore list. Did you change that crappy avatar yet?

hahahaha u crack me up :thumbsup that a beautiful bird homie

Darkland 02-21-2009 12:53 PM

Sounds like you kind of got what you deserved... Fucking another mans wife is immediate grounds for an ass beating. It is what you get for fucking with another persons life. There is a price for everything you do in life, so just man up to it and move on.

You are lucky this is all you got and will hopefully teach you a lesson.

:2 cents:

bdld 02-21-2009 02:55 PM

here's my advice, instead of fucking his wife, spend that time learning proper english.

John-ACWM 02-21-2009 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 15531377)
you are full of shit and should stop trying to imitate Metaman's real life in your fantasy world

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
drama...

sicone 02-21-2009 06:32 PM

You should move in with your aunt and uncle in bel air

dynastoned 02-21-2009 06:34 PM

bang a dudes wife and thats the risk you take. quit bitching and chalk it up as a lesson.

LiveDose 02-21-2009 06:47 PM

Take it like a fucking man. You fucked his wife now you're complaining. Be happy you're not dead.


Yet.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-21-2009 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 15531377)
you are full of shit and should stop trying to imitate Metaman's real life in your fantasy world

:1orglaugh:thumbsup:1orglaugh:thumbsup:1orglaugh:t humbsup

Supz 02-21-2009 06:51 PM

So when exactly did he 'fuck' you. And did it hurt as bad as the beating?

raven1083 02-21-2009 07:17 PM

your avatar disturbed me lot

AtlantisCash 02-21-2009 07:25 PM

You got for what You deserved if it's even real.

AtlantisCash 02-21-2009 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15531390)
here's what you should do.

sit at home and whimper about what a fucking idiot you are, then quit fucking married women...

if you're going to tread on someone else's territory, expect them to come after you...


Very True.

donkevlar 02-21-2009 07:45 PM

Fuck it the cop deserves his wife to be a whore for his terrible career choice.

papill0n 02-21-2009 08:14 PM

gfy has spoken

enter thunderdome with the cop

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-21-2009 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben (Post 15533337)
gfy has spoken

enter thunderdome with the cop

i say drive to the death!

http://www.impawards.com/1973/posters/steel_arena.jpg

uno 02-21-2009 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 15531504)
Cops look out for each other, they can be the corrupt motherfuckers on the planet, so unless you have ironclad proof, you are screwed.

Unless you have the cop on video --forget it. it is your word against his. The whole legal establishment supports him.

Now if you could get him on tape admitting to the assault or giving you beating number II, he would be in a world of trouble.

;)

I used to live with a girl who had a mustang or similar car that was t-boned by an off duty drunk cop. The car flipped several times. When the other cops got there and she tried to file a report for insurance they told her it never happened and was her fault for trying not to hit a squirrel or some shit.

Those guys take care of their own. If you want, try to take it to IA, good luck.

uno 02-21-2009 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandballJim (Post 15531699)
Your avatar is so bad, I am sure others on this board want to kick your ass to. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I asked Stuart to include an avatar ignore function to his plugin specifically for that avatar. If it doesn;t happen soon I'm just going to put this person on perma ignore.

420 02-21-2009 08:29 PM

Somehow I though you were a woman and was expecting pics of the cop fucking your pumped pussy.

tony286 02-21-2009 11:05 PM

remember he can fuck with you more than you can fuck with him.


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