AlienQ - Fuck Tube Sites and Cheaper Designers!! Here's what you do...
 

your problem is not tube sites or cheap designers. your problem is simply that you do not have enough teeny tiny, itty bitty, classified ads.

they gotta be small

really really small

seriously

make em' tiny

tiny... but classified

and they gotta be ads

I wipe my ass with newspaper, I do the same with shitty webdesign, I print them on paper and wipe my stinky shit with it.