who here is not getting any sex for valentines day?
 

:Oh crap

I'm working and I don't really care much.

I just had sex with my left hand though.

I'm at the office. I don't celebrate let alone acknowledge the day. So my wife got pissy and I took off. :)

I'm not. My wife is 9 months pregnant, lost her mucus plug yesterday, due any minute, and that shit just grosses me out.

man up and hit that shit :pimp

Too busy. Will have to wait.

no problems here - my wife bought some bondage ropes......

Sex would require effort.

I have an Asian escort coming over. I'm going to tap that shit.

I've got a jar of Vaseline, and 20 years of specially selected Sears lingerie catalog pages, elegantly placed in notebook plastic wrappers.
I'm throwing "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" on repeat and going nuts to the nuts.
The rest of you suckers have fun with whatever else you're doing.


Okay. I'm lying: I've got a tub of Vaseline.

hahahaha, nice!
WG

Depends if I get her drunk enough

My wife is recovering from minor surgery and decided to turn into a psycho cunt this afternoon, so thats it for me. :(

how was he

Hit it real good and put her in labor...

Valentines shopping spree... I'm pretty sure I'm covered.

Blah. Sex is over rated and 99% of the time not worth the effort. Much easier to just jerk it and get it out of your system and move on to something else.

i didnt plan on going out but was SRSLY talked into going out on here.... i had a couple of openings but didnt take it home.... didnt care about all the ho's but the last one.... a nice chick about 18 yrs old, kinda bummed out about that one...... but hey, who cares......... its a bummer ofcourse but who cares..... well i do... but blah... fuck!

if you can't lay back and have her do all the work then it's not worth it :1orglaugh

That a boy Martin. Make it 2. It IS Valentine' day.