Help me fuck with a Nigerian scammer
 

I need some entertainment, and got this in my email:

So, any suggestions for a good reply?

Take some hints from this guy, he knows how to mess with them better than anyone. http://419eater.com/html/letters.htm

http://www.419eater.com

^^ Going start :)

http://www.thescambaiter.com/

also a goodie.

I had a 2 month back and forth with them, it was a blast !. Here are the basic steps...


1. Respond and tell them you CANT BELIEVE this is happening to you. Ask for instructions

2. They will send documents to fill out. Reply and tell them you'll send them right back....but do nothing.

3. They will hit you up asking where everything is. Tell them that your friend said that it might be an Internet scam , so you are a bit scared....even though you know in your heart its for real. Ask him to send a picture of himself, he will.

4. Once you receive the pic, tell him the docs are on the way. Do nothing.

5. Keep asking for more and more insane pics to prove hes real. Holding up 3 fingers....standing next to a dog etc.


Ive done it a few times...some will go farther then others, but I must say...in a weird way, I strted to look forward to the emails and the pics.


Have fun LOL

It bothers me that the feds wast so much money on so much shit, yet they let these guy take millions a year.

xaxa at stories on sites :)

www.ebolamonkeyman.com


that guy is the BEST those are hilarious.

they fukin piss me off

Well, they're very hard to stop. After all, it's not just a single organization, but numerous individual scammers from a host of different countries.

That's why we should all do our part and waste the scammers' time and resources. Because the more time they lose on people just fucking with them, the less they have left to scam others :)

this is what i use for an email reply:

Hey hahahahahaha! How are you? I am just fine. Has it been hot over in
hahahahahaha Town where you live? I heard your mother had sex with a goat
last week. That must have been great. Is your father still dying of
AIDS? I feel sorry for him even though he did rape your sister, but
then if that didn't happen you would have never been born.

Whats it like where you live? It must really smell with all you
hahahahahahas congregating in one place. Do you ever take a bath or do you
just prefer to roll around in human feces like the animals that you
hahahahahahas are.

Anyway, I just wanted to drop you a line and let you know that I am
anxiously waiting for ethnic cleansing or civil war to reach your city
and hopefully you and your family will be tortured, raped, and killed.

Have A Wonderful Day hahahahahaha.

Your Friend,

Frankenstein

http://419eater.com/html/booked2.htm

Holy shit, he tricked a scammer into recording 8 hours of audio for a supposedly audio book for which he was to be paid 8000 pounds. Nice.

Alright, my plan of action:

- offer scammer supposedly shady work with high payouts
- send him some software which appears to generate/check credit card numbers, which he has to write down
- actual numbers are randomly generated and obviously invalid
- software contains trojan :3

Haha, that sounds crazy! Lets show some pics in this thread :1orglaugh

This one cracks me up.

It's time to set Chinweoke straight on a few things.

From: Charles Babbage
To: Chinweoke Trevor Nwauzor

Dear Sir.

I can understand your frustration, however the paperwork which you attached to me is not our official paperwork, and we are able to prove it.

We cannot contact Mr. Thomas Cook simply because we have no idea where he is. Again we have not had any contact with Mr. Cook for over 4 months now, and he no longer has any associations with our company.

Regarding the paperwork you attached; We do not have pictures of pirates on our letterheads, and also the VAT number is completely incorrect. Added to that there is no contact address, no contact email address, no contact telephone number, no contact fax number, and also the name of the board members are fake. Am the director of this company. My name should appear on an official agreement form, yet it does not appear on your copy. You sound like an intelligent man, do you think that a real agreement form should be missing such important information?

All the names of the board members are fake. They are actually related to "pirate" names. Let me explain:

1. Mr. Jim Lad
"Jim Lad" is a character in the famous pirate book, "Treasure Island". It is not a real name.

2. Mrs. C. Worthy
Obviously, this is a joke name, meant to sound like "Sea Worthy", describing a ship that is safe to use in the Sea.

3. Mr Valk De Planc
Again, this is a joke name. It is supposed to sound like the pirate phrase, "walk the plank".

4. Mr. Aye Patch
Once more, another joke name, made to sound like the "Eye Patch" that pirates sometimes wear.

As you can see, all those names are related to pirates and the sea.

I am sorry that you have obviously been the victim of a scam, however my company cannot be held responsible for the fact that you have not taken precautions or done your research. Please do feel free to report the offence to your local law enforcement. I wish you luck.

Thank you for your email.

Charles Babbage - Director
Pesky Pirate Audio & Video Productions Ltd.

From: Charles Babbage
To: Chinweoke Trevor Nwauzor

Dear Mr. Nwauzir,

I'm not quite sure if your are able to comprehend basic English, or perhaps you are on some kind of mind numbing medication? I will once again repeat that my company do not give out advance payments. This may come as a great surprise to you, but did you know that there are people on the Internet who like to scam people? Don't you know that there are thieves out there who deserve nothing more than to have their testicles removed and fed to them.

Now, if you cannot do the work requested then that is fine by me. You are most welcome to seek recompense elsewhere, but please write down all your expectations about getting an advance payment from me, seal them in a large envelope, and post them to the following address:

Mr. Ima Mugg
419 No Hope Street Gardens
Notta Chance Inhell St.
Go Skrewyourself
U.K.

Warmest regards,

Charles Babbage - Director
Pesky Pirate Audio & Video Productions Ltd.







Chinweoke isn't a happy bunny.

From: Chinweoke Trevor Nwauzor
To: Charles Babbage
Subject: ???

BASTARDS

U HV SUCCEEDED DIS TIME ARND, LEST C U GONNA GET THE
NEXT TIME

I suspect Chinweoke may have sussed that he was being played around with! I'll keep playing my part though.

Hahaha, some are SO funny

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/www/im...ke_holding.JPG

lame lame