V-DAY is the time i swoop in like a fucking vulture and bang lonely fuckin pussy:
 

V-DAY just gives me an excuse to go around and fuck lonely ass chicks. hey i treat them right i serve them a fat fucking cock like a real player does. and if shes aight ill buy her a fuckin o henry and have her bobbin on my knob in the mcdies drive thru.

if shes a real keeper i will do the candle light thing because you all know Meta the Man takes care of his ladies.

this is the perfect time for you GFY fat fucks to go out and get some poon to the nanny. you see chicks think in pack mentality. they see their fat ass girlfriend with her short dick boyfriend and they think they are "happy" and compared they will feel lonely and need a fat dick to make them feel better.

i been servin up hoes since niggas was stacking dominos. YA HEARD MEH :warning

knaw mean knaw sayin?

Hi Metaman :)

Have fun hun.

:)

I thought you had a girlfriend that was a perfect 10?
Drop her ass off at the curb?

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who is henry, is henry your dog?

that's how he brings it

man dawg that chick got a swift boot. lil slut i played her back twice as hard, payback is a bitch!

second i pull out my cock bitches be screamin like "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT, WHO WHO WHO WHO, WHO LET THE DOGS OUT"

long and strong and down to get the friction on.

they call my cock O HENRY because the bitches always be O HUNGRY for it.

me = pimp :pimp

O really ?

http://www.desmondmontague.com/portf...c_oh_henry.jpg

How many hoes in '09 will you be bangin?

:1orglaugh Dude that was a good one.

man i been in the game for to long now, i am going to start to settle down with a fine ass woman. summertime i like to have a full time skirt around. even metaman gets lonely to. :(:pimp

i come with this shit off the top of my head like its nothing. i am the funnest and best looking guy i know. imagine having a meal with me and how fun it would be?

look "Carmine Raguso" you useless little twat i know you are going to feel cool because the big meta dawg is speaking to you but here is a message shut you dam mouth. any girl you have ever slept with get her in my sheets she will see the big treat and never want your meat.

you are second class to me, i fuck so good it makes a chicks head spin. i got girls 3 years later still trying to contact me. i am a real man.

dude i wear gator shoes and rock perry ellis to kenneth cole to armani you have no idea how hot i am.

you sound like an idiot

:2 cents:

http://somuchdamage.com/stuff/Ultimate_wigger.jpg

I LOL'D

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Nigg*** stack dominos? ...as in pizza? ...or the little tiles with dots? I don't get it.. it rhymes... but I don't get it.

me too :1orglaugh

gfy would be boring without my fella Ukrainian MetaMan!

man im wit ya bro.

you look at some of my haters, wtf are they but useless fucking haters!?

99% of my deals go down without a hitch because i keep it real, there is maybe 2 projects in the past 10 years that i wish i could re evaluate and make better (and this is not due to money owed it is due to circumstance i have never owed anyone a dime, 100% of the time i overpay). and i am the first to admit i am not perfect, but if you give me the chance to make it better i always will because i literally live and die by morals. but all these idiots dont realize i take care of my people around me the best i can.

you show me love i will show it 10x back.

and i bet on my life if something goes wrong for you and i believe in you i will be the most understanding person around.

But isn't it only ugly chicks and man haters who are alone on Valentines Day? I mean every cute chick I know... knows to get a boyfriend about Mid January.. and put up with his ass til Valentines Day so you can get some kind of jewelry.

Only feminist jaded women who choose to be single... and ugly chicks..


And the feminists aren't desperate for la cock.

So that leaves ugly chicks...

wtf are you in high school?

a date does not matter, i search out real fucking women, i am never exactly looking for it and that is when it comes to me the most

what kind of sluts do you hang with where they have an exact momth to date. these are not real women, these are the women who you as a fucking nerd will kiss there ass and then they come to me for a stiff cock, fuckin loser.

English?
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All the hot chicks who WANT to fuck a dude.. will be taken.
All the hot chicks who are single... are gonna choose to be that way ;)
Only ugly chicks are available.
Tru fax.


As a chick.. I can tell you... we plan the holiday ;)

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god these pictures are funny

Bling bling mutha fuckas!