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Mr.Right - Banned For Life 02-11-2009 02:31 PM

When is okay to hit a woman?
 
I don't want to make a mistake.

Poindexterity 02-11-2009 02:34 PM

1-if she hit you first with a weapon
2-if she is about to hit you with a weapon
3-if she is directly endangering the life of you or your loved ones.
4-if you are the hero in an action movie and the only way to survive is for her to be quiet, but she just won't, so you hit her on the head with something and she goes unconscious. wakes up later, pissed, but without a scratch.

mozadek 02-11-2009 02:34 PM

1. If she physically assaults you, if she comes at you like she's a man, you can fuck her up like she's a man.

TidalWave 02-11-2009 02:35 PM

Whenever she's wrong or disobeys a man's order

alias 02-11-2009 02:36 PM

If she has a weapon.

DarkJedi 02-11-2009 02:36 PM

when you're within striking range

marketsmart 02-11-2009 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Right (Post 15478229)
I don't want to make a mistake.

it's ok to hit woman, but not on the face...

a good punch in the stomach usually does the trick and doesnt leave marks that can later be used against you with the police.

choking also works very nicely, but again be careful not to leave any marks...

Tom_PM 02-11-2009 02:37 PM

When her nickname is Bullseye Magillicutty.

papill0n 02-11-2009 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15478280)
it's ok to hit woman, but not on the face...

a good punch in the stomach usually does the trick and doesnt leave marks that can later be used against you with the police.

choking also works very nicely, but again be careful not to leave any marks...

:Oh crap :1orglaugh

Korban 02-11-2009 02:38 PM

My mama said that if you hit a man, be prepared to be beaten down like one.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 02-11-2009 02:38 PM

I once met a redneck guy who told me that it's never ok to hit a woman...unless it's your wife.

He was completely serious.

What do you think of it?

notime 02-11-2009 02:42 PM

no, it's not.
Give her solid arguments instead :winkwink:

Ethersync 02-11-2009 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Right (Post 15478310)
I once met a redneck guy who told me that it's never ok to hit a woman...unless it's your wife.

He was completely serious.

What do you think of it?

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jaysmoke 02-11-2009 02:48 PM

just before the Grammy's

Tom_PM 02-11-2009 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaysmoke (Post 15478410)
just before the Grammy's

lol ohhh that hurts:error:helpme:1orglaugh

candyflip 02-11-2009 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Rock
I'd never hit a woman, but I sure will shake a bitch.

Always loved this one.

alias 02-11-2009 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethersync (Post 15478378)

:1orglaugh

Ethersync 02-11-2009 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaysmoke (Post 15478410)
just before the Grammy's

ha :1orglaugh :Oh crap

Double trouble 02-11-2009 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poindexterity (Post 15478250)
4-if you are the hero in an action movie and the only way to survive is for her to be quiet, but she just won't, so you hit her on the head with something and she goes unconscious. wakes up later, pissed, but without a scratch.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Achmed's Wife Halimah 02-11-2009 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15478280)
it's ok to hit woman, but not on the face...

a good punch in the stomach usually does the trick and doesnt leave marks that can later be used against you with the police.

choking also works very nicely, but again be careful not to leave any marks...




your girlfriend called

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Juicy D. Links 02-11-2009 03:05 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh omggg

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-11-2009 03:09 PM

Anytime you feel like being a bitch...

JamesK 02-11-2009 03:09 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

marketsmart 02-11-2009 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Achmed's Wife Halimah (Post 15478506)

i break up with that tramp after she try do roid rage on me...

this my new g/f...

she super hot red bull model...






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nation-x 02-11-2009 03:13 PM

When she don't have your money... "Bitch... you best go get my money! Ho!"

alexchechs 02-11-2009 03:39 PM

my rule of thumb... NEVER

todhunter 02-11-2009 03:44 PM

When she is threatening your life.

And you're probably only gonna have one chance, so make it good.

--t

Libertine 02-11-2009 03:59 PM

If she hits you, it's ok to hit back. Hard.

As for the "white knights" who would only hit a woman if she was threatening your life... idiots, every single one of you.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-11-2009 04:04 PM

I used to be a strong supporter of the "NEVER hit a woman movment". A few instances in my life I have beat a guy down for slapping a chick when I really didn't know the whole story.Those days are gone. Sometimes a bitch just needs an attitude adjustment in the form of a good hard stroke to the head. The safety barrier women feel when coming at a man in a rage SHOULD NOT EXIST.

I have hit two women in my life. One outright stole from money from me, the second punched me square in the face and broke my nose first for me calling her a cokewhore. Both of them needed a hard fucking slap. Both of them got it. Would I ever up and drive my fist through a womans face? No. But a good swift openhanded cuff is something that needs to get dealt out A LOT MORE OFTEN IN THIS WORLD...

If a woman comes at you swinging with intent to damage you, do what you can to divert the attack.. Most girls just get emotional and slap and cry. But there are some out there who can and will bust your fucking face open if you sit there and give them a chance to. I know this all to well myself. You can use your common sense to gauge the threat of an attack. If you are genuinelky threatened, you should not feel obligate din anyway to keep your hands down.. Do what is necessary to bring the situation to an end. Cuff that fucking cunt...

$5 submissions 02-11-2009 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TidalWave (Post 15478266)
Whenever she's wrong or disobeys a man's order

I see a chargeback for "Taliban Gender Sensitivity training course" appearing on your CC bill soon. :1orglaugh:thumbsup

NetHorse 02-11-2009 04:53 PM

I've never hit a girl, and unless a big ass bitch was attacking me in a serious way and I couldn't restrain her would I ever resort to hitting a woman.

A buddy of mine was dating this crazy chick for awhile, she used to punch him all the time when they argued. Gave him black eyes and fat lips a couple times, and he would always take it. Of course I used to give him shit for it constantly, lol.

One night they were arguing in the car and she started punching him in the head while he was driving. Next thing I know he turns around and just lays her out. She was out cold for a good 10 minutes. Of course he starts freaking out, and I'm like dude drop me off right here, lol.

She ends up making a BIG stink about it, told her family and friends. Caused a lot of problems for him. In that situation it's better to just kick the bitch to the curb! Even if she deserves it you will end up getting fucked. :upsidedow

Spunky 02-11-2009 04:57 PM

I had a ex who smoked me in the side of the head while I was driving.I didn't think twice and gave her a back hand to the chops.not proud of it but I seen stars and I almost crashed the fucking car.the only time I smacked a woman

cykoe6 02-11-2009 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TidalWave (Post 15478266)
Whenever she's wrong or disobeys a man's order

Nicely put :1orglaugh

SilentKnight 02-11-2009 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaysmoke (Post 15478410)
just before the Grammy's

Still laughin' over here. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

But seriously...I don't advocate hitting a woman under any circumstance - unless it was in defense of a family member. And even then I'd probably just subdue and restrain her without hitting (if possible) until cops arrived.

VicD 02-11-2009 06:12 PM

then fuck her instead

PornMD 02-11-2009 06:25 PM

You pretty much have to be bleeding profusely and on your last thread of life from a savage woman before you can lay a finger on her. /society

PornMD 02-11-2009 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ethersync (Post 15478378)

Ouch, lol...should instead be "did I fucking stutter?"

Darkland 02-11-2009 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mozadek (Post 15478257)
1. If she physically assaults you, if she comes at you like she's a man, you can fuck her up like she's a man.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 15478993)
If she hits you, it's ok to hit back. Hard.

As for the "white knights" who would only hit a woman if she was threatening your life... idiots, every single one of you.

This is the problem with our present day society. Nothing is ever dealt out in terms of necessary force. It always has to be over the top and uncalled for. Not only is it chicken shit behaviour but it is also a lack of self control. What do I mean?

If a women hits you, it didn't hurt or no injury... You do nothing. Warn her there will be consequences if she keeps it up.

If she hits and causes injury, you DEFEND yourself, you don't beat her into a bloody pulp cause she caught you a good one. Unless she physically dominates you there is no need for your display of full force. It isn't like your fighting for your life with some 300 lb. monster that requires you give every shot full force.

Just like the chiken shit fucks that keep pummeling someone they have already beaten the shit out of. You know who I am talking about, those cowards that continue to beat on the person that is on the ground and out of it. Takes a big man to do that.

You hit a chick like you would a man, you are a pathetic asshole. To every action there IS an appropriate reaction, NOT over-reaction.

:2 cents:

Barefootsies 02-11-2009 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkland (Post 15480090)
If a women hits you, it didn't hurt or no injury... You do nothing. Warn her there will be consequences if she keeps it up.

If she hits and causes injury, you DEFEND yourself, you don't beat her into a bloody pulp cause she caught you a good one. Unless she physically dominates you there is no need for your display of full force. It isn't like your fighting for your life with some 300 lb. monster that requires you give every shot full force.

I always wonder who are these men who can't catch their woman's fist/wrist/hand in mid air or block that shit? Any woman who has ever taken a swing at me either had that shit blocked, or I caught them by the wrist in mid swing.

:disgust

YellowDude 02-11-2009 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 15479758)
Still laughin' over here. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

But seriously...I don't advocate hitting a woman under any circumstance - unless it was in defense of a family member. And even then I'd probably just subdue and restrain her without hitting (if possible) until cops arrived.

Normally you don't hit a women but there are situations that you almost are there to do it.

And one time I had to slap a BITCH in her face and believe me she deserved it.

Barefootsies 02-11-2009 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YellowDude (Post 15480143)
And one time I had to slap a BITCH in her face and believe me she deserved it.


Libertine 02-12-2009 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkland (Post 15480090)
This is the problem with our present day society. Nothing is ever dealt out in terms of necessary force. It always has to be over the top and uncalled for. Not only is it chicken shit behaviour but it is also a lack of self control. What do I mean?

If a women hits you, it didn't hurt or no injury... You do nothing. Warn her there will be consequences if she keeps it up.

If she hits and causes injury, you DEFEND yourself, you don't beat her into a bloody pulp cause she caught you a good one. Unless she physically dominates you there is no need for your display of full force. It isn't like your fighting for your life with some 300 lb. monster that requires you give every shot full force.

Just like the chiken shit fucks that keep pummeling someone they have already beaten the shit out of. You know who I am talking about, those cowards that continue to beat on the person that is on the ground and out of it. Takes a big man to do that.

You hit a chick like you would a man, you are a pathetic asshole. To every action there IS an appropriate reaction, NOT over-reaction.

:2 cents:

Actually, *this* is what's wrong with contemporary society.

If the woman in question is an adult, then she can sure as hell deal with the consequences of her actions like an adult. And one of the consequences of punching someone is that you get punched back.

If someone, man or woman, doesn't want to get hit by me, there's a simple way to avoid it: Don't fucking hit me.

BusterBunny 02-12-2009 02:16 AM

never...keep big ass bull dykes as friends and have them do the dirty work:2 cents:

DWB 02-12-2009 02:39 AM

If women want equality, then own up to that equality when you assault your man. If you hit him, he should be allowed to hit you back with an equal amount of force.

Why do they get to be equal until it comes to violence? Fuck that.

StaceyJo 02-12-2009 02:55 AM

When she provokes you.

CaptainHowdy 02-12-2009 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StaceyJo (Post 15481881)
When she provokes you.

Well said...

Lykos 02-12-2009 03:56 AM

Never i think....

EscortBiz 02-12-2009 04:20 AM

if its not a life or death situation dont think u should hit anyone man or women

John-ACWM 02-12-2009 06:15 AM

If she's dressed like a man and you don't know it's a she

Vicious_B 02-12-2009 06:33 AM

If your going to step up and hit a man like your a man. then you deserve to get hit back.


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