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BFT3K 02-10-2009 02:54 PM

Free Tube Style Restaurant! New Idea!
 
I am thinking of starting a new restaurant chain called Freebies. It will have a totally free all-you-can-eat buffet right up front, as soon as you walk in. There you can find ANY dish you want - Chinese, Italian, Spanish, you name it!

Then, once you are done eating all you want for free, you can head into the main dining area, where you can opt to pay for whatever you like. The only difference is that the pay food menu is smaller than the free buffet area, but that is no big deal - it should still work out fine.

What do you guys think? Brilliant idea right? Anyone want in?

the Shemp 02-10-2009 03:05 PM

ive been living off free inventory for years ...its nothing new, there is just more free inventory now..

The Duck 02-10-2009 03:07 PM

Bitter much? ;)

Emil 02-10-2009 03:14 PM

Give away free food but make them pay for the drinks and tables ;)

BFT3K 02-10-2009 03:38 PM

Adapt or Dine, right?

Joshua G 02-10-2009 05:30 PM

just call it McDonaldsTube & you have a winner :thumbsup

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-10-2009 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emil (Post 15470118)
Give away free food but make them pay for the drinks and tables ;)

Pretty much what a buffet is. This thread = Fail. LOL.

$5 submissions 02-10-2009 05:36 PM

Jonathan Swift will be proud of this thread.

Hazlewood 02-10-2009 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 15469929)
I am thinking of starting a new restaurant chain called Freebies. It will have a totally free all-you-can-eat buffet right up front, as soon as you walk in. There you can find ANY dish you want - Chinese, Italian, Spanish, you name it!

Then, once you are done eating all you want for free, you can head into the main dining area, where you can opt to pay for whatever you like. The only difference is that the pay food menu is smaller than the free buffet area, but that is no big deal - it should still work out fine.

What do you guys think? Brilliant idea right? Anyone want in?


this is getting boring now. All these threads bitching about tubes. Why dont you just build one and make it sponsor related? Then you are practicing both.

EscortBiz 02-10-2009 06:15 PM

how about a place called Incredible Burgers or Wegtables

Basically you walk in and eat all you want for $1 then under the rug in the restaurant where you walk in we have a note that reads

"by stepping on this note you agree to be charged $29 for a meal at dennys and $180 for a meal at mortons steakhouse every month"

I also will allow people to send me business and every customer they send me I give them $50 bucks PPS "Pay Per Sucker"

marketsmart 02-10-2009 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15471461)
Pretty much what a buffet is. This thread = Fail. LOL.

no, actually you pay for your food at a buffet...

so, minus 1 fail + your fail = 1 fail FTW... :1orglaugh

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-10-2009 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 15471752)
how about a place called Incredible Burgers or Wegtables

Basically you walk in and eat all you want for $1 then under the rug in the restaurant where you walk in we have a note that reads

"by stepping on this note you agree to be charged $29 for a meal at dennys and $180 for a meal at mortons steakhouse every month"

I also will allow people to send me business and every customer they send me I give them $50 bucks PPS "Pay Per Sucker"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-10-2009 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15471848)
no, actually you pay for your food at a buffet...

so, minus 1 fail + your fail = 1 fail FTW... :1orglaugh

What buffet do you go to that charges $20+ for a meal? Most charge $12 MAX, so technically you're paying for your drink and table space...

so, minus my fail + your fail * 2 for his fail = 2 fails FTW! :1orglaugh

Zorgman 02-10-2009 07:02 PM

I'll have a McTube, hold the hair. :D

tony286 02-10-2009 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15471955)
What buffet do you go to that charges $20+ for a meal? Most charge $12 MAX, so technically you're paying for your drink and table space...

so, minus my fail + your fail * 2 for his fail = 2 fails FTW! :1orglaugh

You are paying for the food,the drink costs like 20 cents.

ExLust 02-10-2009 08:07 PM

Good luck.

BFT3K 02-10-2009 09:04 PM

Okay, forget the restaurant idea - it has become too complicated now.

fujiko 02-10-2009 11:33 PM

hhaaha.. laughin my fuckin ass off.

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 15471752)
how about a place called Incredible Burgers or Wegtables

Basically you walk in and eat all you want for $1 then under the rug in the restaurant where you walk in we have a note that reads

"by stepping on this note you agree to be charged $29 for a meal at dennys and $180 for a meal at mortons steakhouse every month"

I also will allow people to send me business and every customer they send me I give them $50 bucks PPS "Pay Per Sucker"



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