"Every rose has its thorn. And every night has its dawn."
-Aristotle / Poison
Buddy Love, Halcyon, David Dee, Jason Rhino
Many years ago a confused pink-haired boy was left in a basket on the steps of the FLASHCASH Headquarters in St Martin.
Jason Rhino & the FLASHCA$H crew cleaned the boy up, taught him about affiliate marketing, and then exposed him to enough porn to kill an over-sexed buffalo.
When the chaffing finally healed, this boy started going to trade shows on behalf of the FLASHCA$H crew.
He made lots of great friends and had many wonderful adventures.
FLASHCA$H moved to Barcelona and then to Toronto. The company grew and grew and grew. And so did the boy.
Eventually, the boy started to explore his own projects outside of the adult industry. FLASHCA$H supported him (and humored him) as he tried to "hug the world."
Then one day, FLASHCA$H sat the boy down. "There are 2 things we can give our smut underlings," said Jason Rhino, "One is roots? the other is wings."
The little boy understood. The time had come for him to go out into the world on his own.
"When I met you, I was a naive child, with the whole world ahead of me. Now I'm a hardened middle aged man, with a porn stigma & countless photos of me online posing with drunken pornstars." The boy began to cry, "Thank you so much!!"
Don't say "goodbye," said Jason. "Say, 'Until we meet again."
And with that, the boy set off into the world.
THE END
CLIFF NOTES:
Hal is no longer a part of Team FLASHCA$H. He may help with special projects moving forward, but he will be focusing on his mainstream projects like HugNation and his new show on NBC.com. He loves you all.
-Aristotle / Poison
Buddy Love, Halcyon, David Dee, Jason Rhino
Many years ago a confused pink-haired boy was left in a basket on the steps of the FLASHCASH Headquarters in St Martin.
Jason Rhino & the FLASHCA$H crew cleaned the boy up, taught him about affiliate marketing, and then exposed him to enough porn to kill an over-sexed buffalo.
When the chaffing finally healed, this boy started going to trade shows on behalf of the FLASHCA$H crew.
He made lots of great friends and had many wonderful adventures.
FLASHCA$H moved to Barcelona and then to Toronto. The company grew and grew and grew. And so did the boy.
Eventually, the boy started to explore his own projects outside of the adult industry. FLASHCA$H supported him (and humored him) as he tried to "hug the world."
Then one day, FLASHCA$H sat the boy down. "There are 2 things we can give our smut underlings," said Jason Rhino, "One is roots? the other is wings."
The little boy understood. The time had come for him to go out into the world on his own.
"When I met you, I was a naive child, with the whole world ahead of me. Now I'm a hardened middle aged man, with a porn stigma & countless photos of me online posing with drunken pornstars." The boy began to cry, "Thank you so much!!"
Don't say "goodbye," said Jason. "Say, 'Until we meet again."
And with that, the boy set off into the world.
THE END
CLIFF NOTES:
Hal is no longer a part of Team FLASHCA$H. He may help with special projects moving forward, but he will be focusing on his mainstream projects like HugNation and his new show on NBC.com. He loves you all.
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