Since i blew of Jury duty 2x already i have to show up tomorrow mornin... pray for me
 

pray they dont put me on a grand jury cause i am gonna go crazy

*makes sign of the cross and prays*

Good luck :)

Go in drunk and start yelling profanity at everybody

Do they know that you'll probably side on the gay side?
..if they read GFY then they'll know..

"Non Compliant Juror....pursuant to your non compliance you have agreed to serve bla bla bla bla ....." i think they are gonna ass rape me

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I am wearing my pink leather pants and yellow shoes tomorrow

be sure to post pics :)

once they get a look at you they wont want anything to do with you deciding the fate of their client.

take extra xanax before you go so you can fall asleep during the vetting like when we were ordering dessert in san diego that one time at the Bullys restaurant.

haha

post pics! :1orglaugh