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HorseShit 02-03-2009 03:24 PM
Ever rubbed your asshole up against your girlfriends asshole?
 
Anyone ever tried this?

Ozarkz 02-03-2009 03:25 PM
Not physically possible.

bronco67 02-03-2009 03:26 PM
We do it all the time. She calls it a fart transfusion.

HorseShit 02-03-2009 03:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15432592)
Not physically possible.
which do you not have a girlfriend or an asshole?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-03-2009 03:31 PM
I let my girlfriend rub her penis against my asshole :Oh crap

Deej 02-03-2009 03:32 PM
Degenerates... the lot of you

Jarmusch 02-03-2009 03:40 PM
Doesn't her nutsack get in the way?

PornNewz 02-03-2009 03:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 15432703)
Doesn't her nutsack get in the way?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Shok 02-03-2009 03:54 PM
have you ever shit in your girlfriend pussy, then dipped your cock in it and made her suck the feces clean, like a fondu pot?

HorseShit 02-03-2009 03:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shok (Post 15432816)
have you ever shit in your girlfriend pussy, then dipped your cock in it and made her suck the feces clean, like a fondu pot?
not yet :2 cents:

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-03-2009 03:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 15432703)
Doesn't her nutsack get in the way?
She asks me to hold it back for her... :Oh crap

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-03-2009 03:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shok (Post 15432816)
have you ever shit in your girlfriend pussy, then dipped your cock in it and made her suck the feces clean, like a fondu pot?
It's the other way around. She shits on my chest then mashes her cock in it and makes me suck the feces clean, like a chocolate smorgasbord.

Zuzana Designs 02-03-2009 04:00 PM
Yes I have and I love it !!!

Shok 02-03-2009 04:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 15432827)
not yet :2 cents:
ever taken your poo and mixed it with her poo like playdough to the form of a giant double headed cock. then stuck it in the freezer over night.
then both of you got on all fours and used it like lesbians on each other until it full warmed and was able to be shit out again for the second time?




no?

TisMe 02-03-2009 04:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 15432588)
Anyone ever tried this?
Thats not her asshole its the plug where you blow her up :)

CaptainHowdy 02-03-2009 04:15 PM
Yes... that killed our relationship.

2012 02-03-2009 04:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shok (Post 15432816)
have you ever shit in your girlfriend pussy, then dipped your cock in it and made her suck the feces clean, like a fondu pot?
wow, the memories. we just did that for lunch

HorseShit 02-03-2009 04:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shok (Post 15432972)
ever taken your poo and mixed it with her poo like playdough to the form of a giant double headed cock. then stuck it in the freezer over night.
then both of you got on all fours and used it like lesbians on each other until it full warmed and was able to be shit out again for the second time?




no?
done that one

Zuzana Designs 02-03-2009 04:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shok (Post 15432972)
ever taken your poo and mixed it with her poo like playdough to the form of a giant double headed cock. then stuck it in the freezer over night.
then both of you got on all fours and used it like lesbians on each other until it full warmed and was able to be shit out again for the second time?




no?
wow that is messy in so many different ways !!

RRRED 02-03-2009 04:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shok (Post 15432972)
ever taken your poo and mixed it with her poo like playdough to the form of a giant double headed cock. then stuck it in the freezer over night.
then both of you got on all fours and used it like lesbians on each other until it full warmed and was able to be shit out again for the second time?




no?
Isn't that how you conceived your second set of twins?

Shok 02-03-2009 04:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RRRED (Post 15433063)
Isn't that how you conceived your second set of twins?
That was the move I used on you that made you love me so much.
Remember, I called it the "SHOWSTOPPER!"

UFGators2007 02-03-2009 04:48 PM
Isn't that called docking??? :throwup

_Richard_ 02-03-2009 04:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shok (Post 15432972)
ever taken your poo and mixed it with her poo like playdough to the form of a giant double headed cock. then stuck it in the freezer over night.
then both of you got on all fours and used it like lesbians on each other until it full warmed and was able to be shit out again for the second time?




no?
my my my

learn something new everyday

Double trouble 02-03-2009 04:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 15433015)
Yes... that killed our relationship.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

gimo33 02-03-2009 04:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 15432876)
Yes I have and I love it !!!
pics? :winkwink:

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-03-2009 05:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shok (Post 15432972)
ever taken your poo and mixed it with her poo like playdough to the form of a giant double headed cock. then stuck it in the freezer over night.
then both of you got on all fours and used it like lesbians on each other until it full warmed and was able to be shit out again for the second time?




no?
Jesus christ you're one sick fucker... I feel bad for Juan.

P.S. I like it.

Redmanthatcould 02-03-2009 05:39 PM
It's actually the position i work in every day - NASA recommended. Can't argue with science.

Si 02-03-2009 06:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 15432629)
which do you not have a girlfriend or an asshole?
:1orglaugh love it!

Ozarkz 02-03-2009 06:13 PM
JDavis your mommy wants you home for dinner.

matrixfred 02-03-2009 06:32 PM
Yes, we put our cat in the middle sometimes. He likes to hear farts in stereo!

SexualDragon 02-03-2009 06:35 PM
don't the cheeks get in the way?

matrixfred 02-03-2009 06:38 PM
One thing IS for sure - this board brings assholes together!!!

HorseShit 02-03-2009 07:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SexualDragon (Post 15433892)
don't the cheeks get in the way?
no, it's kind of like two girls bumping, it just works

ExLust 02-03-2009 08:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15432592)
Not physically possible.
Exactly!!

bobby666 02-04-2009 01:41 AM
seems as i have missed something

papill0n 02-04-2009 01:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shok (Post 15432816)
have you ever shit in your girlfriend pussy, then dipped your cock in it and made her suck the feces clean, like a fondu pot?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15432869)
It's the other way around. She shits on my chest then mashes her cock in it and makes me suck the feces clean, like a chocolate smorgasbord.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shok (Post 15432972)
ever taken your poo and mixed it with her poo like playdough to the form of a giant double headed cock. then stuck it in the freezer over night.
then both of you got on all fours and used it like lesbians on each other until it full warmed and was able to be shit out again for the second time?
:Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap

NickB. 02-04-2009 02:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15432641)
I let my girlfriend rub her penis against my asshole :Oh crap
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Zester 02-04-2009 02:56 AM
why do i even read these threads

The Duck 02-04-2009 02:57 AM
I laughed at the thread title. I guess you could kind of scissor it?

SomeCreep 02-04-2009 03:09 AM
How about just rub poops instead?

Sarah_Jayne 02-04-2009 04:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shok (Post 15432816)
have you ever shit in your girlfriend pussy, then dipped your cock in it and made her suck the feces clean, like a fondu pot?
:throwup

kmanrox 02-04-2009 05:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shok (Post 15432972)
ever taken your poo and mixed it with her poo like playdough to the form of a giant double headed cock. then stuck it in the freezer over night.
then both of you got on all fours and used it like lesbians on each other until it full warmed and was able to be shit out again for the second time?




no?
154lhjk54345/k4.35jh321.j45kh62kj;53h6;2k5j342;5jlk34h6l34kjh34 5 2354kljh61235kjh;j543h6;l2354kj;625hk !!!! you sire, are my idol. the sad thing is, i will actually try this and you're probably joking. either way, you're THE MAN!

Lamis 02-04-2009 05:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 15432588)
Anyone ever tried this?
you are those guys who like to be fucked by their girlfriend using a strapon dildo...

then she squirts in your ass, doing a reverse creampie and rubbing her big clit against your asshole telling you that you are her bitch and she loves destroying your male virgin ass...

tranza 02-04-2009 06:05 AM
Fuck no!! And I dont even wanna try....

uno 02-04-2009 06:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 15434081)
no, it's kind of like two girls bumping, it just works
So a sort of hetero anal scissoring?

Vicious_B 02-04-2009 07:22 AM
Why am I not the least bit suprised Shok made an appearance in this thread?

CIVMatt 02-04-2009 09:07 AM
no but I'm willing to try

AntiDrama 02-04-2009 09:59 AM
you are all pretty twisted sick fucks :2 cents:

WeirdHomer 02-04-2009 10:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 15432604)
We do it all the time. She calls it a fart transfusion.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

John-ACWM 02-04-2009 10:25 AM
:1orglaugh That's something worth doing :thumbsup


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