My dick is so fucking big it has its own capital city and they put it on the map:
 

When you look at the Canada map now online you will see a small dot moving around if i am traveling because my dick is so fucking big they sanctioned a capital city for it.

population: wonder why yours wifes pussy is feeling looser?


knaw mean knaw sayin?

my gerbil has a bigger cock than you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not feeling it

:1orglaugh

Now here's a guy who never had sexual intercourse with a human female.

I'd probably take an extra 1/2" but no more. I'm sure being remembered as the biggest dick a chick has ever seen is pretty cool if that chick as seen plenty of dick (chicks who have fucked 5 dudes don't count). However, is that better than getting balls deep? Umm, no!

Meta man cock actual pic!!!

http://www.michaeltyler.co.uk/upload...ges/penis1.jpg

sure.........:)
I keep telling my GF that too

That's a micro penis :1orglaugh

look dude you should fucking thank me.

see look at it this way there is only one pimp playa daddy mack pussy slaya and thats me, i fucking pound a chick until she cant figure out if she is seeing stars in the sky or just seeing stars.

some of these chicks i fuck and thats it, it was mutual but you can bet after fucking me all they can think of is chasing a good of a dick as me (which does not exist). so they go around and fuck losers like yourself (well prob not you you dont get laid) trying to chase that GOOD FUCKING DICK.

but for most of them it never happens again so they turn into sluts searching for it.

so all you losers should be thanking me for devlivering chicks a good pussy poppin and turning them out. i will take a school girl and have her bent over takin a big dick and you bet i turn her out also.

that is !

Here's something funny Juicy:

http://www.adultcontent.nl/shopnew/i...nica_front.jpg

why did you cut this pic in half? on the other half of the pic it's me taking up almost the entire fucking measuring tape with my big fucking dank.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Tricked :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

OK then ..............

seems to be a meta dick