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jmcb420 01-30-2009 03:07 PM

NO SHIT, Who ever thought this up is a moron, or next great thinker.
 
My girl just got back from picking up lunch for us from a small area diner that just opened up this last summer. The food is pretty decent and fairly priced, I'm quite partial to the bonless chicken wings and the tuna melts.
Anyhow for the season, they have introduced a new product on the menu::warning HOT LEMONAID......... First thing that comes to mind obviously is piss in a cup, but really, hot lemonaid......
Is this a big thing else where? I do live in a smaller town, but this is just so fucked up i cant imagine it is a big thing in other places and I just missed the train.... I think its time to move. And no, she didn't buy a cup of hot lemonaid.....thank god...

What kind of person thinks this shit up?

Anyone?

Ozarkz 01-30-2009 03:13 PM

People often add lemon to hot drinks.. Seems logical to me..

Grapesoda 01-30-2009 03:14 PM

reminds me of hot dr. pepper in the south

tony286 01-30-2009 03:15 PM

i could see it working

jaycontentbandit 01-30-2009 03:16 PM

Im in New york never heard of hot lemonade

Fucksakes 01-30-2009 03:17 PM

sounds like lemon tea

Dvae 01-30-2009 03:20 PM

We used to drink hot lemonade for colds and flu.
Drink as hot as you can take it.

who 01-30-2009 03:20 PM

No worse than 99% of the other shit you folk put into your bodies.

jmcb420 01-30-2009 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 15413472)
reminds me of hot dr. pepper in the south

Yeah, then i'm out of the loop when it comes to hot drinks. I made the same face when I read that as I did when I was made aware of hot lemonaid.

After Shock Media 01-30-2009 03:26 PM

Also makes me think of having a cold and some medicines like theraflu.
Perhaps they are catering to those with colds, sore throats, etc. Sort of like places that have either chicken soup or Jewish penicillin on the menu all of the time.

Keep in mind you did admit to a tuna melt which is a hot tuna fish sandwich with cheese, so it really is not that strange.

Dvae 01-30-2009 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmcb420 (Post 15413451)
First thing that comes to mind obviously is piss in a cup, but really, hot lemonaid......

Nothing comes closer to piss in a cup than beer, strictly going by color.

jmcb420 01-30-2009 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 15413515)
Keep in mind you did admit to a tuna melt which is a hot tuna fish sandwich with cheese, so it really is not that strange.

I agree, but i've been eating tuna melts for almost 30 years...

You do make a good point though. I googled it, and theres pleanty of related topics about cold and flu and things of the such. It does make a little more sence now.

Sosa 01-30-2009 03:34 PM

Never heard of it

jmcb420 01-30-2009 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 15413533)
Nothing comes closer to piss in a cup than beer, strictly going by color.

use to have a shirt that said "the only difference between beer and piss is thirty minutes"

So true.

Also had one that said "Beer.....To bad you can only rent it.":1orglaugh

evildick 01-30-2009 03:36 PM

Used to sell shit like that around here called NeoCitran. Was supposed to be a cold remedy.

woj 01-30-2009 05:40 PM

never seen something like that...

EXPORT 01-30-2009 05:51 PM

I only know of a hot lemon drink that one makes when you have a cold

does wonders!

but do not drink it as an everyday thing

Si 01-30-2009 07:44 PM

ever heard of lemsip? it's a cold remedy in the UK

LatinCams 01-30-2009 07:47 PM

Never had it, but now it sound kind of logical ... well maybe not here where is 25 grad but 4 sure in Alaska :)

DatingGold 01-30-2009 07:52 PM

better than warm milk.. I never understood warm milk

fuzebox 01-30-2009 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes (Post 15413480)
sounds like lemon tea

That's what I thought.

Theraflu/Neocitran isn't really "lemonade" flavored, more like hot lemon flavored cough syrup.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-30-2009 08:13 PM

Sounds like NeoCitran, I like NeoCitran. i think i could def go for a hot lemonade...

MaDalton 01-30-2009 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DatingGold (Post 15414328)
better than warm milk.. I never understood warm milk

really hot milk with honey - great on chilly days when you feel a cold is approaching :thumbsup

fuzzylogic 01-30-2009 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 15413489)
We used to drink hot lemonade for colds and flu.
Drink as hot as you can take it.

add ginger and whiskey to it ;)

ExLust 01-30-2009 11:06 PM

hot lemon tea maybe

jmcb420 01-30-2009 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes (Post 15413480)
sounds like lemon tea

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExLust (Post 15414743)
hot lemon tea maybe

No, she's 100% positive it was hot lemonaid......... I'm pretty curious, at any rate as to the whole thing so I think tomarrow I'm gonna head over there and give it a try. Couldn't kill me, and I just might discover something I never knew I liked.

SilentKnight 01-30-2009 11:20 PM

Makes about as much sense as cold coffee.

bobby666 01-31-2009 01:21 AM

never notice such a lemondae before

DWB 01-31-2009 01:23 AM

The same type of person that would think up cold coffee would think of hot lemonade.

530media 01-31-2009 01:29 AM

Put it like this if it had just been cold lemonaid, you wouldnt have bought some - you are now driving BACK there to try some.... And he just made a sale.

Same shit as some of the CRAZY porn out there IMHO.

grumpy 01-31-2009 01:43 AM

we call it lemontea

jmcb420 01-31-2009 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 530media (Post 15414963)
Put it like this if it had just been cold lemonaid, you wouldnt have bought some - you are now driving BACK there to try some.... And he just made a sale.

Same shit as some of the CRAZY porn out there IMHO.

Thats a really good point. Regular cold lemonaid would not even have been worthy of mentioning. But hot, thats a little off the wall and I can see how the weirdness of it may help with selling it. Its an uncommon version of a very common thing.

Reak AGV 01-31-2009 01:57 AM

Sounds like hot lemon tea to me too.

StaceyJo 01-31-2009 02:40 AM

Why not give it a try. Good luck!

rowan 01-31-2009 03:23 AM

Is it "real" lemonade made with lemon juice and sugar or a commercial fizzy drink with artificial flavouring? If it's the latter then it's probably going to be quite strange, since the fizzy effect diminishes as the liquid heats up...

jmcb420 01-31-2009 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 15415153)
Is it "real" lemonade made with lemon juice and sugar or a commercial fizzy drink with artificial flavouring? If it's the latter then it's probably going to be quite strange, since the fizzy effect diminishes as the liquid heats up...

Not to sure about that yet. They open at 10am on saturdays. Unfortunantly my "gotta try this stuff" didnt hit me til around 1am, well after they were closed.

I really hope its not the fizzy stuff, carbonation is not my friend, i'm a smooth drink guy. coffee, tea, water and whiskey, thats about it. I like beer too, but the carbonation bothers me.

Anyhow, i'll get to experience it sometime later today, and I'll give this thread a bump and report my findings. good or bad.

John-ACWM 01-31-2009 08:47 AM

Should taste like a hot lemon tea

gideongallery 01-31-2009 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmcb420 (Post 15413451)
My girl just got back from picking up lunch for us from a small area diner that just opened up this last summer. The food is pretty decent and fairly priced, I'm quite partial to the bonless chicken wings and the tuna melts.
Anyhow for the season, they have introduced a new product on the menu::warning HOT LEMONAID......... First thing that comes to mind obviously is piss in a cup, but really, hot lemonaid......
Is this a big thing else where? I do live in a smaller town, but this is just so fucked up i cant imagine it is a big thing in other places and I just missed the train.... I think its time to move. And no, she didn't buy a cup of hot lemonaid.....thank god...

What kind of person thinks this shit up?

Anyone?

http://www.neocitran.ca/en/assets/pr...coldflu-en.jpg

CDSmith 01-31-2009 10:41 AM

Hot lemonade ROCKS


...with a little vodka in it.


I won't have a cold or flu without my neocitron. No one should.

Pete-KT 01-31-2009 10:52 AM

never heard of it

SmokeyTheBear 01-31-2009 12:16 PM

neo citron man its been around for ages , your nuts if you dont use it when your sick..

It works better than the white mans cure for s.a.r.s. :thumbsup ( cambells soup, dayquil and sprite )

jmcb420 01-31-2009 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmcb420 (Post 15415177)
Not to sure about that yet. They open at 10am on saturdays. Unfortunantly my "gotta try this stuff" didnt hit me til around 1am, well after they were closed.
Anyhow, i'll get to experience it sometime later today, and I'll give this thread a bump and report my findings. good or bad.

Ok, I have had my hot lemonaid experience...........Let me tell you all about it.

It was actual lemonaid, made with lemons, water and sugar to taste. No carbonation, nothing else added.

It was actualy really interesting. I wouldn't say excellent, but I wouldnt say bad at all. I can see now how it would make a good drink for when you were sick. I was expecting something much different, and overall, I am very happy with the experience. So much so in fact that I picked up one to go and brought it back home to my girl, who also was surprised at how good it actualy was.

Cant say i'll be making a daily trip to get the stuff, but I can say i'm not against the idea of ever having it again.

I rate this drink with a B+. Add an alcohol, and its an A. Good deal.:thumbsup


BTW Alot of you have mentioned neo citron, something else I have never heard of. I will have to get some of that just in case the flu bug deceides to come knocking this year.

Kron 01-31-2009 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmcb420 (Post 15413451)
HOT LEMONAID.........
First thing that comes to mind obviously is piss in a cup, but really, hot lemonaid...

Same here, he probably dont have future with this product

Michaelious 01-31-2009 04:41 PM

Hmm..... fair enough

V_RocKs 01-31-2009 05:03 PM

I will think about this the next time I get high and get back to you.

JFK 01-31-2009 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reak AGV (Post 15414999)
Sounds like hot lemon tea to me too.

well you can boil the lemons in the tea, there by making a hot lemonade, used to make some sort of concotion like that back in Europe years ago with honey, good for the winter nights:thumbsup

RayVega 01-31-2009 05:29 PM

I couldn't believe this when I saw it:

Hot lemonaide is the fastest growing beverage today. With health conscience people switching from coffee. All over the northeast and Midwest, hot lemonade is taking off.
The fastest growing franchise in America today is "Lemmy Entertain You" which serves hot lemonade as their main product, and it's called a "hot lemmy" 20oz/16oz/etc. for anywhere from $2.95 to $4.99


Ummm, no, just kidding, hot lemmonade is fucking stupid! Sorry.

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Dating Port 01-31-2009 05:33 PM

Hot lemonade = Lemon Tea. Sugar or honey is the norm. Been drinking it forever, especially for colds. And yes, I drink cold coffee too.

donkevlar 01-31-2009 06:20 PM

If you're sick its great with a bit of cayenne powder.

jmcb420 01-31-2009 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayVega (Post 15417058)
I couldn't believe this when I saw it:

Hot lemonaide is the fastest growing beverage today. With health conscience people switching from coffee. All over the northeast and Midwest, hot lemonade is taking off.
The fastest growing franchise in America today is "Lemmy Entertain You" which serves hot lemonade as their main product, and it's called a "hot lemmy" 20oz/16oz/etc. for anywhere from $2.95 to $4.99


Ummm, no, just kidding, hot lemmonade is fucking stupid! Sorry.

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I must admit, you had me rolling right along with that believing it all the way up untill the end. I tried the stuff, its not bad, but I couldnt see a business based soley on it at all.

That was quite well written for the amount of bull shit that went into it though, Well done.:thumbsup


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