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Rick had been in Police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

'Name's Cliff, your neighbour from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00..'

'Great', says Rick, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.'

As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinking'.'
'Not a problem' says Rick. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'.

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'

'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! I'll be there. Thanks again.'

'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'

'Now that's really not a problem' says Rick, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?'




'Don't much matter... Just gonna be the two of us.'

Old joke... but a good one. Been years since I heard it... lol

Yeah I know, but it gave me a good chuckle with all the snow we've had falling around here lately.

haha made me laugh.. I like to do my redneck voice when I read the huge, bearded mans part....

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Hahaha, good one.

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Hehehehehehe!

I find that comment strangely arousing. Is that gay? :helpme

Quagmire! what is that thing in your ava?! Saw the gif the other day and been trying to find out...

nice one :)

Hahahahahahah! good one!

:1orglaugh good one :)

FREAKY!

I read the joke in my mind, and even as a dutch guy, I was doing a roughendupoldredneck voice when reading the old bearded guys lines :)

an oldie, but really like it :1orglaugh

hahaha I must admit, I've never heard that one before :)

New for me :1orglaugh Great one :thumbsup

hahahaha fuck that party cancelled gay bear