is the glass 1/2 full or 1/2 empty OR
 

is the damn glass just fucking big?

The glass is leaky.

Can't tell... it's broken

im making an additional glass that will work in conjunction with the first

or small?

let me guess... you're from the government and you're here to help?

im here from optimist central :)

The glass is full but it's not what I ordered.

if its half empty the waitress is doing a shitty job and is fucking with her tip

http://richardwilson.typepad.com/the..._half_full.jpg

It really depends on how much I've had to drink... :winkwink:

:drinkup

ADG

It's definitely half full, which is good, very positive, but



it's a dribble glass.

Is it still full if half of it is your beverage of choice and the other half ice?

Whoever drank half of my water is going to have all of my foot up all of their ass!

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/th...-RedForman.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

just fucking big

Snl
 

Maybe someone can find that SNL skit where the glass is simply 'too large' and then they pour it into a smaller glass and it's full. Doesn't translate well to text, but damn I nearly fell off the couch when I saw it.

:2 cents:

half full? it's 90% full here.. :thumbsup

Its half full but frozen.

Half full, thinking positive though.

You read that on a blog yesterday or this is just a coincidence. The sysadmin math joke?

this is funny

There is no glass.

The glass never has enough Jameson...

always half full :)

Think positive! Half full!!