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BV 01-26-2009 04:27 PM

These sissy mother fuckers almost got owned BIG TIME!!!!
 
I'm a deer/quail/dove hunter but I would never hunt cats or do anything similar to this.

If this fucking hunter would have been alone he would have been owned! Too bad for the lion. :(


MikesTraffic 01-26-2009 04:36 PM

I wish that cat would have snagged them all and walked away ok

V_RocKs 01-26-2009 05:05 PM

The guy that gets hit LUCKILY hits the lion point blank or the lion would have hit him point blank and his life would be done because you cannot shoot an animal that is lying on your buddy unless you want to kill him.

Sad shit is this lion is basically penned and instead of its 450 - 500 lbs it is put on a hunger diet to bring it down to 300 which means its skeleton weighs 200 pounds and organs another 105 and unfortunately 95 pounds of muscle (down from 145 - 195) is just not enough to defend yourself. Not to mention the lion also is starved for several days without food or water to further incapacitate him.

Had he been full strength he would have killed at least one human. Had he not been in a fenced in area he would have just bailed...

sortie 01-26-2009 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV (Post 15391582)
I'm a deer/quail/dove hunter but I would never hunt cats or do anything similar to this.

If this fucking hunter would have been alone he would have been owned! Too bad for the lion. :(


Good for the lion. Nice leap to fuck up these lame asses.

Fucksakes 01-26-2009 05:43 PM

why r they hunting lions?

Spunky 01-26-2009 05:48 PM

That's sad and pathetic.

Babaganoosh 01-26-2009 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes (Post 15392245)
why r they hunting lions?

Generally hunters are extremely insecure and think that killing animals helps them man up.

SilentKnight 01-26-2009 07:35 PM

I'd love nothing better than to spend some time with those two cowardly cocksuckers in a small room with impunity.

:boid

dav3 01-26-2009 07:38 PM

trophy hunting pussies

crockett 01-26-2009 07:51 PM

Man I had a dream last night, that a Mountain Lion had made it's home in my closet. Are you trying to give me bad dreams...

:upsidedow

jmcb420 01-26-2009 08:09 PM

I've seen that vid before, so I dont even have to click it.... Fucking bastards, I would have clicked it if I knew the lion got that fucker.

Dagwolf 01-26-2009 08:11 PM

Watch what you say! Some of my best friends are sissies.

pornask 01-26-2009 08:36 PM

I'm sure those pathetic fuckers will get their payback soon. Karma will send a venomous snake to bite their little kids right in the dick. They will watch them die little fuckers with foam in their mouth. Fucking pathetic losers with small dicks.

Phil 01-26-2009 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV (Post 15391582)
I'm a deer/quail/dove hunter but I would never hunt cats or do anything similar to this.

If this fucking hunter would have been alone he would have been owned! Too bad for the lion. :(



thats why tough guys hunt doves, so they wont attack?

billyb 01-26-2009 08:45 PM

Who were these guys?, the Iraqi army?. What a waste, leave the dam lion alone, unless you are a real hunter. These guys are just there for a so called expedition.

CyberHustler 01-26-2009 08:46 PM

:Oh crap

djswivle 01-26-2009 09:08 PM

yea this shit is thee stupidiest ive seen...i actually know exactly where this was at. I went on a safari hunt (in botswana) two years ago and our outfitter showed us this video. It was actually one of his idiotic competitors :1orglaugh

anyway, besides the 4 plane rides it took to get there if was a BLAST!

..and yes you can shoot a lion, u just need a tag (and lions i here are anywhere from $50,000 and up, eeep)

BV 01-26-2009 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 15393078)
thats why tough guys hunt doves, so they wont attack?

no,

#1 dove are very good to eat
#2 there are gazillions of dove still after years of hunting
#3 they are very hard to hit for even a skilled bird hunter (so it never gets old)

hunting dove is very sportsmanlike and takes great skill

killing a lion is repulsive to me, it's a predator,

do you have any qualms about fishing?

Ryan St. Germain 01-26-2009 09:19 PM

How many pussies with riffles does it take to kill one lion? What a pathetic bunch of asshats those guys are. I WISH that lion would have at least taken a limb from that guy.
I think that the biggest pussies in the world are the ones that pat themselves on the back for taking an unfair advantage.

EddieBrock 01-26-2009 09:25 PM

This lion was a man eater. It killed 9 men before the village hired these men to kill it. I saw it on Discovery Channel last month :)

BV 01-26-2009 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddieBrock (Post 15393357)
This lion was a man eater. It killed 9 men before the village hired these men to kill it. I saw it on Discovery Channel last month :)

i doubt that, let's see a link
(they wouldn't let an amateur like that hunt a man eater)

even if it was true that's tough, they should just relocate it

all lions are man eaters under the right circumstances

gimo33 01-26-2009 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 15393078)
thats why tough guys hunt doves, so they wont attack?

Think again. When doves attack...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3225/...f43dab.jpg?v=0

:1orglaugh

Phil 01-26-2009 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV (Post 15393328)
no,

#1 dove are very good to eat
#2 there are gazillions of dove still after years of hunting
#3 they are very hard to hit for even a skilled bird hunter (so it never gets old)

hunting dove is very sportsmanlike and takes great skill

killing a lion is repulsive to me, it's a predator,

do you have any qualms about fishing?

Oh sure. Its all skill. Just like deer hunting when people pay money for lease, throw corn all over the place and then get their half-drunk asses on the tree and wait for spoon-fed deer to come out so they can whack it and mount its head on the wall. Oh the moose hunt up north. Lets go baby seal hunting. I head it takes skills too.

I like fishing. With hand grenades..

Fucksakes 01-26-2009 09:51 PM

#1 rule.. you kill it you eat it.

thats what i was taught growing up hunting with my dad.

pornask 01-26-2009 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddieBrock (Post 15393357)
This lion was a man eater. It killed 9 men before the village hired these men to kill it. I saw it on Discovery Channel last month :)

Yeah right. Villagers put money together to hire bunch of fucking amateurs who have no fucking clue how to hunt!

Mr Pheer 01-26-2009 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV (Post 15393328)
do you have any qualms about fishing?

As long as you arent long-lining for sharks, then slicing their fins off and throwing them back into the ocean to die, I have no problems with it. I love sport fishing myself.

Phil 01-26-2009 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask (Post 15393444)
Yeah right. Villagers put money together to hire bunch of fucking amateurs who have no fucking clue how to hunt!

they shoud have hired you i guess.

bloggingseo 01-26-2009 10:14 PM

that is so sick

Iron Fist 01-26-2009 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 15392010)
The guy that gets hit LUCKILY hits the lion point blank or the lion would have hit him point blank and his life would be done because you cannot shoot an animal that is lying on your buddy unless you want to kill him.

Sad shit is this lion is basically penned and instead of its 450 - 500 lbs it is put on a hunger diet to bring it down to 300 which means its skeleton weighs 200 pounds and organs another 105 and unfortunately 95 pounds of muscle (down from 145 - 195) is just not enough to defend yourself. Not to mention the lion also is starved for several days without food or water to further incapacitate him.

Had he been full strength he would have killed at least one human. Had he not been in a fenced in area he would have just bailed...

That's really pathetic.... bunch of guys think they are the shit for taking down an animal that can't defend itself. They probably drop babies on their heads for fun on the weekends too... douchebags. :mad:

brassmonkey 01-26-2009 11:03 PM

killing such a beautiful animal should be a crime thanx for the share BV

ExLust 01-27-2009 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 15392701)
trophy hunting pussies

:2 cents:

tiger 01-27-2009 03:22 AM

Pathetic fucking losers hunting a lion.

moeloubani 01-27-2009 03:55 AM

people that do this actually help out on reserves and stuff

a lion kill like that will cost that group like $30k-$40k and that money goes a long way to pay rangers to keep other lions safe and other wildlife

this one might have been like an old alpha male that got his ass kicked and was getting ready to die anyways, so why not donate your body and help out your buddies?

after losing the fight he would have to watch any cubs he had get killed by the new lion so he would be pretty upset and might have just offed himself anyways

never know

then again he could have been like simba, just sad at that time but about to return to his kingdom and free his people :helpme

sleep time for me!

JamesK 01-27-2009 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 15392272)
Generally hunters are extremely insecure and think that killing animals helps them man up.

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

tranza 01-27-2009 07:11 AM

Damn it...that's insane...poor lion!

pornguy 01-27-2009 07:25 AM

What the fuck where they shooting with .22???? Jesus..

Morons


Hunting with a gun does not impress me or anyone for that matter.

Dancelina 01-27-2009 07:48 AM

I hate those crazy bastards

Vicious_B 01-27-2009 07:50 AM

I find that shit repulsive. If your going to use the meat thats one thing but to destroy an animal for the hell of it is disgusting.

MediaManiac 01-27-2009 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 15392748)
Man I had a dream last night, that a Mountain Lion had made it's home in my closet. Are you trying to give me bad dreams...

:upsidedow

yeah right.. you watched monsters & co..

Marcus Aurelius 01-27-2009 08:13 AM

A man eater? its a predator, get over it. Fuck the villagers, they are on the lower end of the food chain, sorry bout ya luck.

John-ACWM 01-27-2009 08:14 AM

I'm sorry for the lion and so sad the hunter is still alive.Poor lion fought until his last breath

Si 01-27-2009 08:51 AM

idiots ...

Scott McD 01-27-2009 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 15392272)
Generally hunters are extremely insecure and think that killing animals helps them man up.

Quoted for the fucking truth !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scott McD 01-27-2009 09:08 AM

Grrr, that dumb bitch saying to the guy "are you ok, are you sure you're ok?" :mad:

bronco67 01-27-2009 09:26 AM

All I can say is...poor lion

xNetworx 01-27-2009 10:08 AM

Hunting is fucking stupid. Go to the store and buy your food like a decent person. This isn't 1930 and the great depression. You ain't gonna starve unless you hunt something. Don't make excuses for the fact that you get off on killing something. Thats fine if you do, but admit that you enjoy killing. Don't say its for food or to save the environment. I'm sure the government would step in and hire people to kill the animals destroying the environment if need be. We don't need some small dicked Charles Bronson out in the woods picking off deer to save the planet. Morons.


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