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Barefootsies 01-25-2009 11:56 PM

Arabs Do Everything, One Hundred Percent
 
I laugh my ass off listening to the stories from my old college roomie who works for Homeland Security. He is over in Detroit, and is busting Mexicans and Arabs all day long.

He will tell me various stories about how they grill the subjects, or what some of these dudes say, and it's priceless comedy. It ranks up there with the stories he would tell me about when he worked for F.O.C.. Now that is hilarious! Anyways, a lot of them (arabs) think he is their buddy since he's, ethnically, similar.

However, all of them in the stories tell them about how, "they love America/U.S.A. one hundred percent" or "are not a terrorist one hundred percent". We laugh and I ask him if he tells them, "You are going to Gitmo, one hundred percent".

Anyways, long story short... I had a guy contact me about one of the projects in sig. I have him call me on the phone as it would be easier than me typing out all of the answers, and he is doing the same thing.

"Yes, I am sure you hear from a lot of people were are going to buy and do businesss..", I reply, "Yes I do. However I can typically tell who is, and is not serious. Who does, and does not, have money in talking to them and not waste my time". He comes back, "Well Mr Chris. I am telling you one hundred percent I am going to do this".

I almost busted up laughing.

Blingbaby 01-26-2009 12:24 AM

It's not an arab thing, my polish roomate used it a lot, and now I find myself using it as well. It communicates commitment, btw Gitmo is getting dismantled, perhaps you haven't heard there's been a *regime change* lol

Barefootsies 01-26-2009 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Blingbaby (Post 15387852)
perhaps you haven't heard there's been a *regime change* lol

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Barefootsies 01-26-2009 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blingbaby (Post 15387852)
my polish roomate used it a lot

I wonder if polish_aristocrat does it as well?

Cheers. One hundred percent.

John-ACWM 01-26-2009 11:18 AM

They have to make sure you understand what they are saying
Reminds me of P Diddy in Chappelle's Show: 'That's one hundred percent Cambodian, dawg' :1orglaugh

bobby666 01-26-2009 12:53 PM

rather percentive countries there

who 01-26-2009 12:55 PM

That's right, only AMERICANS can give 110%

Barefootsies 01-26-2009 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by who (Post 15390232)
That's right, only AMERICANS can give 110%

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup


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