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AdPatron 01-23-2009 10:40 PM

Steve Jobs dying of cancer?
 
Seems a lot of rumors going around.

FakeNick 01-23-2009 10:43 PM

its cancer or aids one of the two

Hazlewood 01-23-2009 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by FakeNick (Post 15380627)
its cancer or aids one of the two

aids??? what are you smoking?

Hazlewood 01-23-2009 10:46 PM

one of the best executives of all time. watch this video https://youtube.com/watch?v=UF8uR6Z6KLc

very inspiring

tony286 01-23-2009 10:47 PM

its sad but apple will be fucked if he dies

mikesinner 01-23-2009 10:50 PM

I hope not.

AdPatron 01-23-2009 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 15380642)
its sad but apple will be fucked if he dies

And the stock will fall!

SomeCreep 01-23-2009 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by JoesTraffic (Post 15380645)
And the stock will fall!

On Wall Street, most of the time, when everyone agrees and is absolutely positive something will happen, it is usually the exact opposite that ends up happening.

LiveDose 01-23-2009 11:42 PM

Whatever it is he's not looking too good these days...

Lester Burnham 01-23-2009 11:57 PM

Well something is going on...and it ain't age...

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2009/..._470x381,0.jpg

tiger 01-24-2009 12:03 AM

Sure hope not.

But I thought he was starting to look sick a long time ago.

Matyko 01-24-2009 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Hazlewood (Post 15380638)
one of the best executives of all time. watch this video https://youtube.com/watch?v=UF8uR6Z6KLc

very inspiring

Excellent video, thanks!!!

PurrrsianPussyKat 01-24-2009 12:17 AM

Doesn't he have pancreatic cancer? That's a death sentence..

Drake 01-24-2009 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Lester Burnham (Post 15380772)
Well something is going on...and it ain't age...

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2009/..._470x381,0.jpg

Damn, those pics really say it all.

Blazed 01-24-2009 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Lester Burnham (Post 15380772)
Well something is going on...and it ain't age...

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2009/..._470x381,0.jpg

There are a lot of fat people who will see that and want whatever it is he has.

PersianKitty 01-24-2009 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat (Post 15380810)
Doesn't he have pancreatic cancer? That's a death sentence..

He had surgery in 2004 I believe for pancreatic cancer. The rumors are there have been complications since. Pancreatic tumors can often spread to the liver. Rumors are he may have a liver transplant.

KRosh 01-24-2009 01:04 AM

He had surgery for Pancreatic cancer a few years ago and starting about 9 months ago speculations are it is back -

The possibility is there that he has a benign tumor in the Pancreas that is robbing him of proteins causing weight loss - or losing Insulin since the pancreas create insulin also causing weight loss.


:warning

hypedough 01-24-2009 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by PersianKitty (Post 15380865)
He had surgery in 2004 I believe for pancreatic cancer. The rumors are there have been complications since. Pancreatic tumors can often spread to the liver. Rumors are he may have a liver transplant.

PK is always on the point :thumbsup

TyroneGoldberg 01-24-2009 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Hazlewood (Post 15380633)
aids??? what are you smoking?

yeah, you're right. aids doesn't exist...:1orglaugh

NetHorse 01-24-2009 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat (Post 15380810)
Doesn't he have pancreatic cancer? That's a death sentence..

Nothing is a death sentence nowadays if caught early, especially if you're a billionaire.

AdPatron 01-24-2009 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by intehend (Post 15381046)
Nothing is a death sentence nowadays if caught early, especially if you're a billionaire.

He might even find himself the cure of all cures.

xmas13 01-24-2009 03:04 AM

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :)

VicD 01-24-2009 03:06 AM

I immediately thought he has aids, they not gonna tell it because of the consequences is my guess...

bobby666 01-24-2009 04:08 AM

apple users don't have aids

Joshua G 01-24-2009 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 15380642)
its sad but apple will be fucked if he dies

this is true. it shit the bed when they fired him, now its shitting the bed again as he is getting sick. Macworld was an embarassmant & proof that he is their only wellspring of innovation.

candyflip 01-24-2009 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by joshgirls (Post 15381512)
this is true. it shit the bed when they fired him, now its shitting the bed again as he is getting sick. Macworld was an embarassmant & proof that he is their only wellspring of innovation.

You do realize that Macworld is not put on by Apple, and for all intents and purposes Apple has never fully backed the show. Steve Jobs is not the be all and end all at Apple.

seeandsee 01-24-2009 08:04 AM

cancer probably

GatorB 01-24-2009 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by intehend (Post 15381046)
Nothing is a death sentence nowadays if caught early, especially if you're a billionaire.

5 year survival rate for pancreatic cancer no matter when it's caught is 5%

StuartD 01-24-2009 08:41 AM

That's what is great about the world. The guy may be dying and some people only talk about what will happen to the company.

gooddomains 01-24-2009 08:46 AM

not him, he's like the only hope the hardware industry has

borked 01-24-2009 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by JoesTraffic (Post 15380645)
And the stock will fall!

Well, he's already stepped down from running Apple and they fell a bit, but not that much...

topnotch, standup guy 01-24-2009 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by TyroneGoldberg (Post 15380985)
yeah, you're right. aids doesn't exist...:1orglaugh

I don't think he's a pillow biter and I highly doubt that he's an iv abuser.

MaDalton 01-24-2009 12:46 PM

it's sad, but i don't think it will harm Apple in the long run. they are in a much better condition today than the first time he left. and they have much more time to prepare for the transition

Agent 488 01-24-2009 01:33 PM

no fucking shit. they are already being investigated because they are lying about his health.

Agent 488 01-24-2009 01:35 PM

at that stage i give him a month or two.

ultimatebbwdotcom 01-24-2009 01:56 PM

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2009/..._470x381,0.jpg
If you didnt know he had cancer, it just looks like he decided to drop some weight. Can't say he looks unhealthy at all and no more tired looking than anyone else running a behemoth of a company.

The problem is Apple have no (as far as they're willing to reveal) plan for if SJ decides to leave the helm or takes a turn for the worse...for many outside of Apple with a vested interest, its concerning.

Agent 488 01-24-2009 02:22 PM

he's a fucking skeleton. they're just hiding it so everyone can dump their stock.

Bojangles 01-24-2009 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Lester Burnham (Post 15380772)
Well something is going on...and it ain't age...

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2009/..._470x381,0.jpg

That's some crazy stuff. Hope he does okay.

CaptainHowdy 01-24-2009 03:07 PM

Oh, the irony...



... wait ...

borked 01-24-2009 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ultimatebbwdotcom (Post 15382581)
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The problem is Apple have no (as far as they're willing to reveal) plan for if SJ decides to leave the helm or takes a turn for the worse...for many outside of Apple with a vested interest, its concerning.

:error He left the helm already... :2 cents:

mozadek 01-24-2009 03:23 PM

The day he croaks I will be buying some aapl stock on the cheap.

FreeHugeMovies 01-24-2009 03:27 PM

Why do you think their stock dropped a few weeks ago?

pornask 01-24-2009 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by gooddomains (Post 15381738)
not him, he's like the only hope the hardware industry has

I'll have whatever it is you're smoking. Must be a fucking trip :2 cents:

AdPatron 01-24-2009 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies (Post 15382783)
Why do you think their stock dropped a few weeks ago?

Bad economy?!

FreeHugeMovies 01-24-2009 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by JoesTraffic (Post 15383017)
Bad economy?!

Think again

AdPatron 01-24-2009 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies (Post 15383519)
Think again

Bill Gates got a mac?

FakeNick 01-24-2009 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesTraffic (Post 15383851)
Bill Gates got a mac?

ass cancer is the right answer because jobs is a big ol fag

Vendot 01-25-2009 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatebbwdotcom (Post 15382581)
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2009/..._470x381,0.jpg
If you didnt know he had cancer, it just looks like he decided to drop some weight. Can't say he looks unhealthy at all and no more tired looking than anyone else running a behemoth of a company.

:2 cents:


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