If your wife / GF was asleep in the same bed as you...
 

& She shat the bed...

Would you... ?

My girl is aware of the proper facilities for such activity...

Besides the point... girls don't shit. It just doesn't happen.

Quoted for truth. If your GF/Wife shit's the bed, than the girls you are having relationships with are obviously either wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too young, or wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too old. :1orglaugh

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I take it you like Poo ???:Oh crap

I'll file divorce asap!

and after we're done we can try to pee the stains off the bed

I'm confused.. You liked poo. Then, you didn't like poo for a few months.. But you're back to liking poo again?

My girl just doesn't shit, so I don't know what to answer...

In another thread, you reminded me we had actually met on a bus in Amsterdam and when I read that, I didn't remember right away ( before my first coffee in the morning, I'm brain dead). All this to say, I'm probably the only one that can actually identify you :) And I remember our talk too !!!

I'm glad we met when you didn't like poo because i can only imagined what would have happenned... LOL

did you shake hands ? :helpme

There are actually two of us that can identify him :winkwink:


P.S. I don't shit either :upsidedow

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Is that a thing? Has anyone ever shit the bed ever anywhere??!

That's not a chick, thats a tranny!

roll in it ftw

there we go

after rough anal?

omg i am trilled about this thread

LOL... Don't forget... My LOVE of poo... (Its not 'Real'... Its just a Board persona) etc....

:)

To be fair though, I didnt say we had 'Met' on the bus...
Just that I was sat across from yah...

TBH, We didnt speak...

But only cause I was afraid of the question... 'Whats your GFY Nic?' EEEKKK!!!

I'd have been thrown off the bus!!!

LOL

Anyway, all joking aside this post was based on a TRUE experience, that took place the other night...

It involved a LOT of vodka and redbull, and a highly embarrassed... EX girlfriend LOL

(Note: I haven't voted myself in the poll ! LOL )

So, we had that board persona conversation in a thread? Because I remember having this discussion with you..." It's all about branding.."

If you're in amsterdam next year, step forward so we can actually officially meet. But I'm sure I remember your face.. Hope I don't mix you with an innocent non-liking poo person...:winkwink:

Board 'Burped' Dupe post !

Shit happens yo.

I'd make her eat it...

Nope... I can honestly say that I have not spoken to you face to face...
But, yeah. I will be in the Dam in 2009... And I will say Hi'..

Besides, we have mutual UK friends... ie Damian :)

Hope I don't mix you with an innocent non-liking poo person...:winkwink:[/QUOTE]
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Ok, so we had a board talk then.. Very possible... man, I'm at that point where I don't remember if discussions happenned in real life or on the boards... Snif..

I'm going for a nap now!:helpme

PS: Say hi to Damian.. That damn magician gets all the girls attention!! LOL

A friend of mine's GF shit on him once. They were on a cruise and she got the norwalk virus which makes you shit and puke for about 24 hours. They were asleep and she woke up having to shit (I've had the norwalk, when you feel it you have got right then) she tried to crawl over him to get to the bed (why she wasn't sleeping on the outside nobody knows) and she ended up shitting all over him.

They got married a few months later so it must not have turned him off that much :)

Will Do :) Sleep tight...


and DONT SHIT THE BED LOL
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That is gross.

New low..

just when you thought, you have seen it all ?:1orglaugh

EEEWWWW NASTY!!! :Oh crap

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nice one bro :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Well... I rubbed her nose in it, and said 'BAD GIRL' in an authoritative tone of voice...

If this is true It's pretty ironic that it happened to you :1orglaugh

Tell me about it! Fuck Man! As Pat says.. 'I Like Poo' is just a (GFY) / Message board branding!!!!

But when you wake up at 6.00am, and the bed is all sticky and warm..
Branding goes out the window !!!

EEEWWWWHHH ! :helpme

Girls are nice,they dont do that:)

you found right place to discuss your personal troubles man ;)

Post the pics!

I'd forgive her and buy her a cork

Hey, you're the guy that was once married to Layla Jade aren't you? Is that what happened to cause the split by any chance? :)

I had a girlfriend that shit once

lets just say that relationship didn't last long...

girls don't shit. or burp. they just don't do it.

Ahahahahahaha! Reason enough to fuck her in the ass...

You'd have to forgive a girl for shitting the bed after letting you give her rough anal. :2 cents:

how sick are you? i mean how Sick are you!

I would sleep on the couch

Thats not really normal, is that??

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That scene was the first thing that popped in my head! Great movie.