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donkevlar 01-21-2009 04:31 PM

Do ALL of your "friends" ALWAYS try to fuck EVERY girl you bring around?
 
Is this normal behavior in 2009?

I have to keep my potential girls away from my douche bag friends or the hedonistic bastards will go to disgusting lengths to fuck them. :helpme

Thoughts?

NoComments 01-21-2009 04:33 PM

better them then you!

collegeboobies 01-21-2009 04:35 PM

No I dont hang around with low class

Persius 01-21-2009 04:37 PM

how old are your friends?

doridori 01-21-2009 04:42 PM

i smell failure.

sperbonzo 01-21-2009 04:43 PM

These sound like very young friends...




Age?


.

donkevlar 01-21-2009 04:46 PM

25-28 year old ego maniacal musician types usually...

Martin 01-21-2009 04:48 PM

Same thing when I was in my early 20s.

donkevlar 01-21-2009 04:56 PM

I'll have to start giving them the "he's such a nice guy, shame about the herpes" talk.

But that makes me feel like such a cockblocker... on an Australian level

BlackCrayon 01-21-2009 04:57 PM

If they banged chicks that they knew I was after, I wouldn't consider them friends.

SarahLLO 01-21-2009 05:05 PM

Ew, I always felt vaguely offended when the friends of a guy I was into tried to get with me. I always wondered if that meant the guy I dug had told them I was a whore or something. Grossed me out.

Barefootsies 01-21-2009 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 15369263)
Do ALL of your "friends" ALWAYS try to fuck EVERY girl you bring around?

Nope.

I did have a friend back in h.s., and early college days who would try and do that. More so my ex-gf's.

It was pretty annoying, and one of the reasons he and I are no longer 'friends'.

sortie 01-21-2009 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 15369263)
Is this normal behavior in 2009?

I have to keep my potential girls away from my douche bag friends or the hedonistic bastards will go to disgusting lengths to fuck them. :helpme

Thoughts?

Do ALL of your "friends" ALWAYS try to fuck EVERY girl you bring around?


FACT : You have no friends.

I'm not fucking with you, I'm helping you.

My guess would be that you are better looking and more intelligent and smoother
with the ladies then your "friends"!

You are one of those people that are forced to operate on your own because
people can be like jackals/scavengers.

Your "friends" feed off of you!

You meet the chicks first and they are slithering behind you to pick up any scraps you
leave behind or steal a meal out of your mouth.

They are so fucking jealous of you that they love to see you fail and their dream is to
steal a female from you.

See, you are the perfect attraction for a loser male.
You are the alpha male.
Thru you they can get what they cannot get on their own.

It will never end for you, you can only manage it.

You are the "ice breaker" and these fools wait for the ice to break then rush to
fish in your hole. They are incapable of breaking the ice the way you do and will
never get over it.

For those reasons you are the dominant male in the group even if your persona is to
lay back, because even when laying back you radiate more attractive power.

Forget your friends, you will never have one.

Pull your babes away from then and bad mouth them as criminals/trash/scammers/bums/
and make your babes afraid to even look at them and then hoard your harem.

This sucks, but this is you.

Do it or fucking lose!

Because a pack of jackals can kill any lion when they wait and all ponce at once.

donkevlar 01-21-2009 05:29 PM

Good and mostly true advice... cheers, Mystery.

To add: There's another character. This is the Alpha male that gets more and better girls, but still feels the need to compete when he's having no luck at the current moment. "If I'm not fucking that girl, no one is".

Fuck that guy.

CyberHustler 01-21-2009 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 15369360)
If they banged chicks that they knew I was after, I wouldn't consider them friends.

:2 cents::2 cents:

Libertine 01-21-2009 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 15369360)
If they tried to bang chicks that they knew I was after, I'd break their noses.

Fixed it for you :2 cents:

Spunky 01-21-2009 05:49 PM

No because I fuck nasty skanks :)

WiredGuy 01-21-2009 05:57 PM

These are people you call friends? Doesn't sound like much of a friend to me if they keep trying to nail your girl.
WG

sortie 01-21-2009 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 15369491)
Good and mostly true advice... cheers, Mystery.

To add: There's another character. This is the Alpha male that gets more and better girls, but still feels the need to compete when he's having no luck at the current moment. "If I'm not fucking that girl, no one is".

Fuck that guy.

Yes, exactly.

Sorry I left this guy out!

Don't ever fucking work for this guy no matter what!
Die and fucking starve first because he will hold every ounce of weight possible over you
and actually believe he's got first call on your babes!!

This alpha male is actually a loser outside of catching chicks and it irritates the shit
out of him when a female mentions your name in a good light.

But he's tricky and will often "invite" you along.
He'll foot the bill for all the drinks and meals but this is just a ploy for him to become
your mentor.

He thinks he can "teach" you someting about women.
It's his arrogance that makes him actually seek you out.

But in the mean time he is bad mouthing you to every female he meets.
He will be your "best friend" but your worst enemy.

Trick this fucker. When you have a chick that is a piece of shit then dump her on him
by making it look like he stole her.

This MoFo is pretty damn good though. I mean, in a striaght line up (pick the dude)
he might beat you 7 out of 10 times. But his whole shit is that.

He is most likely jealous of you because of your brain.
Maybe you corrected him a few times on some issues and this rubbed him wrong because
he's insecure in that area and to him you found out how stupid he is.
It meant nothing to you at the time because you are secure enough to not even
think about that if it was the reverse.

If you look at this guy and think, "gee he does well already, so why fuck with me?"
Then that's the clear sign of what I just described.

The guy actually likes you and admires you but he can't get over his own insecurities
about himself and you are the path to his meaningless triumphs.

Hang around him long enough and eventually females you meet who have met him
will laugh about how jealous he is of you.
Which to you is absolutley stupid!!!!!

But believe it; it's true.

Chances are that if you are an aggressive alpha male then your realtionship with him
will end with you puching him in his face.

But he's powerful also on the sceen. He call pull the babes and this can draw you
in to have him as your "wing man".
But watch him, when he scores and you don't he brags.
But when it looks like you are about to score and he isn't, then all of a sudden
"we need to go to the other bar...ect".

See if he kind of silently storms out on you
when partying together and you are making moves and he's stalling.

Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know this shit.

If only I knew it years before I lived it, I'd be on top the world.

OG LennyT 01-21-2009 06:10 PM

Yeah, I also fuck theirs if they slip.. it's all in the game

bluemoney 01-21-2009 06:35 PM

Why wouldn't they?

eroticsexxx 01-21-2009 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15369425)
Do ALL of your "friends" ALWAYS try to fuck EVERY girl you bring around?


FACT : You have no friends.

I'm not fucking with you, I'm helping you.

My guess would be that you are better looking and more intelligent and smoother
with the ladies then your "friends"!

You are one of those people that are forced to operate on your own because
people can be like jackals/scavengers.

Your "friends" feed off of you!

You meet the chicks first and they are slithering behind you to pick up any scraps you
leave behind or steal a meal out of your mouth.

They are so fucking jealous of you that they love to see you fail and their dream is to
steal a female from you.

See, you are the perfect attraction for a loser male.
You are the alpha male.
Thru you they can get what they cannot get on their own.

It will never end for you, you can only manage it.

You are the "ice breaker" and these fools wait for the ice to break then rush to
fish in your hole. They are incapable of breaking the ice the way you do and will
never get over it.

For those reasons you are the dominant male in the group even if your persona is to
lay back, because even when laying back you radiate more attractive power.

Forget your friends, you will never have one.

Pull your babes away from then and bad mouth them as criminals/trash/scammers/bums/
and make your babes afraid to even look at them and then hoard your harem.

This sucks, but this is you.

Do it or fucking lose!

Because a pack of jackals can kill any lion when they wait and all ponce at once.

I agree with everything except the "bad mouthing" part.

Women don't like to hear a guy bitching and moaning about situations as if they are beyond his control. He should drop the snakes as you suggested and leave it like that.

seeric 01-21-2009 06:43 PM

I don't take my new girls around anyone, or to any porno parties at shows. Ever.

Some dudes in this business behave like neanderthals.

Penny24Seven 01-21-2009 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15369425)
Do ALL of your "friends" ALWAYS try to fuck EVERY girl you bring around?


FACT : You have no friends.

I'm not fucking with you, I'm helping you.

My guess would be that you are better looking and more intelligent and smoother
with the ladies then your "friends"!

You are one of those people that are forced to operate on your own because
people can be like jackals/scavengers.

Your "friends" feed off of you!

You meet the chicks first and they are slithering behind you to pick up any scraps you
leave behind or steal a meal out of your mouth.

They are so fucking jealous of you that they love to see you fail and their dream is to
steal a female from you.

See, you are the perfect attraction for a loser male.
You are the alpha male.
Thru you they can get what they cannot get on their own.

It will never end for you, you can only manage it.

You are the "ice breaker" and these fools wait for the ice to break then rush to
fish in your hole. They are incapable of breaking the ice the way you do and will
never get over it.

For those reasons you are the dominant male in the group even if your persona is to
lay back, because even when laying back you radiate more attractive power.

Forget your friends, you will never have one.

Pull your babes away from then and bad mouth them as criminals/trash/scammers/bums/
and make your babes afraid to even look at them and then hoard your harem.

This sucks, but this is you.

Do it or fucking lose!

Because a pack of jackals can kill any lion when they wait and all ponce at once.

Well I was going to say you have no real friends then but saying it after this would be like pissing in the ocean to keep it wet. Good reply

Voodoo 01-21-2009 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 15369825)
I don't take my new girls around anyone, or to any porno parties at shows. Ever.

Some dudes in this business behave like neanderthals.

I can see why.
http://www.upyoursbitch.com/images/168_aireksgirl.jpg

2c

eroticsexxx 01-21-2009 06:54 PM

For the rest of you who have unexpectedly come across the above image...Here's some eye bleach for your convenience...

sortie 01-21-2009 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 15369812)
I agree with everything except the "bad mouthing" part.

Women don't like to hear a guy bitching and moaning about situations as if they are beyond his control. He should drop the snakes as you suggested and leave it like that.

I agree with you on the "bad mouthing" thing totaly...100%!!

I just dropped the truth about what is happening though.

The bad mouthing is what his "friends" are using against him.
He's got to use it back.

It's like "don't hate the player hate the game" but play it like you want to win instead
of sitting in a corner wondering why you have all your shit together but keep getting
jacked at the ATM 3 seconds after a widthdrawl.

sortie 01-21-2009 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 15369887)
For the rest of you who have unexpectedly come across the above image...Here's some eye bleach for your convenience...

Damn, thanks because I need it now.

Whew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K R I S T E N 01-21-2009 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 15369263)
Is this normal behavior in 2009?

I have to keep my potential girls away from my douche bag friends or the hedonistic bastards will go to disgusting lengths to fuck them. :helpme

Thoughts?

This is a REALLY interesting topic. :2 cents:

My first reaction is: If the girl you have your eyes on ends up hooking up with your friend, she wasnt particularly interested in you in the first place. No offense to you personally as I dont know you. Just saying so in general.

Simply, it comes down to chemistry - physical or otherwise.

Is there some honor system or code of ethics in the man species that protects you against this? Do you call dibs? Do you claim a female as YOURS and all your pals must stay away?

Id like to hear from the guy who would do such a thing to his friend...so guys...spill the beans!!!!

I promise not to judge.

Iron Fist 01-21-2009 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 15369263)
Is this normal behavior in 2009?

I have to keep my potential girls away from my douche bag friends or the hedonistic bastards will go to disgusting lengths to fuck them. :helpme

Thoughts?

Well then they aren't really friends now are they.... i'd go tell them to go fuck themselves personally. :2 cents:

Lester Burnham 01-21-2009 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XBizKristen (Post 15370788)

My first reaction is: If the girl you have your eyes on ends up hooking up with your friend, she wasnt particularly interested in you in the first place. No offense to you personally as I dont know you. Just saying so in general.

What she said.

baddog 01-21-2009 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15369425)

Because a pack of jackals can kill any lion when they wait and all ponce at once.

Chalk one up for sortie.

baddog 01-21-2009 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XBizKristen (Post 15370788)
Is there some honor system or code of ethics in the man species that protects you against this? Do you call dibs? Do you claim a female as YOURS and all your pals must stay away?

uhhh, yeah.

NickB. 01-21-2009 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 15369263)
Is this normal behavior in 2009?

I have to keep my potential girls away from my douche bag friends or the hedonistic bastards will go to disgusting lengths to fuck them. :helpme

Thoughts?


yeah keep them away from the guys.....
Friends shouldnt be pissing in eachothers streets :thumbsup

qxm 01-21-2009 11:59 PM

Sortie is on the money when it comes to this topic... also for the thread starter .... u might want to do some research as far as the definition of the word "friend" ..... u will be surprised to find out that random douchebags can't actually be described with that word....

ExLust 01-22-2009 03:31 AM

No, they give me privacy and respect.

hjnet 01-22-2009 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15369857)

Now after the eye bleaching take a second look :1orglaugh

hjnet 01-22-2009 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SarahLLO (Post 15369394)
....I always wondered if that meant the guy I dug had told them I was a whore or something. Grossed me out.

If you say that it sounds as if it'd be something bad...:1orglaugh

sortie 01-22-2009 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XBizKristen (Post 15370788)
This is a REALLY interesting topic. :2 cents:

My first reaction is: If the girl you have your eyes on ends up hooking up with your friend, she wasnt particularly interested in you in the first place. No offense to you personally as I dont know you. Just saying so in general.

Simply, it comes down to chemistry - physical or otherwise.

Is there some honor system or code of ethics in the man species that protects you against this? Do you call dibs? Do you claim a female as YOURS and all your pals must stay away?

Id like to hear from the guy who would do such a thing to his friend...so guys...spill the beans!!!!

I promise not to judge.


she wasnt particularly interested in you in the first place :1orglaugh

Get real, it's more like a kid in a candy store that has a mouth full of chocolate yet
is still reaching for the peppermint stick, bubble gum etc...
As if the kid was never interested in the chocolate he's still chowing down. :helpme

It's called greed.

You think men are money and when you get $10,000 in your purse another
lady snatches your purse because you took your eye off it to bend over and pick up
a $5.

Honor code?

Oh boy do females in a bar ever have one.
Going to the bathroom together to plot and if one chick is a loser then she cock
blocks the other lady.

CaptainHowdy 01-22-2009 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 15369887)
For the rest of you who have unexpectedly come across the above image...Here's some eye bleach for your convenience...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ... Thanks!

dynastoned 01-22-2009 05:44 AM

honestly if i bring a bitch around and she wants to fuck one of my friends i let em have her. no sweat off my back ill just get another hoe. plus my boys would do the same for me so its whatever.

Altwebdesign 01-22-2009 07:21 AM

yeah, always a clash of the titans.

Azoy? 01-22-2009 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 15369263)
Is this normal behavior in 2009?

I have to keep my potential girls away from my douche bag friends or the hedonistic bastards will go to disgusting lengths to fuck them. :helpme

Thoughts?

got pics of your girls ?

John-ACWM 01-22-2009 08:43 AM

It's all about the ones you hang with,their attitudes and principles

Anthony 01-22-2009 08:56 AM

I do my best to rid myself of "Friends" like these.

Fuck them.

Sharky 01-22-2009 03:20 PM

Interesting topic! I've been on both ends of this. Purposely and accidently!

Anthony 01-22-2009 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharky (Post 15374721)
Interesting topic! I've been on both ends of this. Purposely and accidently!

Please go fuck yourself.

Sharky 01-22-2009 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 15374804)
Please go fuck yourself.

Grow up;-)

u-Bob 01-22-2009 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15369857)

wtf :Oh crap

Anthony 01-22-2009 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharky (Post 15374846)
Grow up;-)

You first.


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