I've suffered mere damage after visiting McDonalds yesterday
 

I never do it, actually I've visited that place probably like two or three times last year and only in the state of the highest emergency, cause I don't like any of that and it tastes even worse than the original US McDonalds over here.

But I was really drunk and really tired last night and it was late, it was kind of the only choice unless I wanted to order something over the phone and wait for like an hour, so I went for a Big Mac menu - bad move.

The whole digesting system is melting down right now, I'll probably move my laptop to the restroom soon and I'm walking like Yul Brynner in the Magnificient Seven.

I guess I had to get a "vintage" burger or something.

I'm gonna send the pic of the toilet bowl to the McDonald's headquarters for them to see, what for a franchise are they running over here!

what kind og weak manpussy are you since you get knocked out by a Big Mac menu?

As weak as typing a "manpussy" on a keyboard

Actually, I'll buy you a "McRat" menu right now, you can ask your ass later

I could eat a rotten baby-corpse and still have perfect stoole density

that explains everything

and what about those asian sellers at vaclavske namesti, they are no more there? :)

seriously....pussy

I fucking love that video

McOwned...

Does McDonald's have an affiliate program?

Franchise... :thumbsup:thumbsup

McDonalds is evil :)

My friend and I made the mistake of drunkenly going to a McDonalds at 3 am in Sofia, Bulgaria.

We both regretted that decision for a few days.

Blacklist that Mcdo branch on your restaurant list now.

Seems they use the same magic recipe.

You can't park next to that place or rats are gonna bite at your gear

That's a good one, never knew Wiseman is into comedy.

Do you guys really pop a boner fantasizing about a hunk on a toilet?

no - we just laugh when we spot a weak ass manpussy, who get knocked out my a Big Mac, and feel the need to tell the world about it

Seriously, a gay crush connected with fascination with excrements is a serious thing, I recommend to check with the doctor.

You can check the last "Internet tough guy quarterly" there is an article about it.

Thta's really bad....hope you don't post the pic of the restroom here..

well - that explains your need to share your stomach and feces related problems. You started this topic, not me.

I just told you that you were weak, and then you somehow connected your anus to being gay - makes one wonder if it isn't the man-cum you swallowed last night, or the internal ejaculation you received from your buddy that caused your runny stomach

Man-pussy....harden the fuck up

please don't post any more of your fantasies

why? does it hurt your sore violated mangina?

No, it's just not a good role model for the other internet tough guy quarterly subscribers who come to post here

If I should choose between:
(a) being a weak manpussy who cry about being knocked out by a Big Mac
or
(b) being me, and have a weak manpussy who cry about being knocked out by a Big Mac run around and call be a "internet tough guy" trying to bait me


Guess what I choose.


Harden the fuck up...

You've just made it big time - a king troll with an iron asshole.

Look at that Ebus DK how he taught me a lesson of being a complete idiot about what was supposed to be more of a funny rant.

Second one ever to hit my ignore list after Gideon Gallery with his idiotic pseudo intellectual posts.

http://www.misplaced.net/stfu/whambulance.jpg

Trip to the city $75

Drinking bear and eating peanuts at the bar $35

Getting a blowjob from a Russian Ladyboy with a beard $15

Eating at a 24/7 MacD $30

Logging on to GFY and crying about being knocked out by a Big Mac : PRICELESS !!!!

Shouldn't have visited Mc in the first place :)

Yeah, a junk food in a junk country is not the best combination.

Let us see the excrements... GFY doctors are always helpful.

When you don't eat fast food for a while and then do it does a number on the body with all the grease and fat at once

this 8char

Mac is da shit!

There are people who can't eat Mc Donalds because they have an allergic reaction and it makes them bleed out their ass, damaging their intestines.

TRUE STORY NO JOKE :1orglaugh

do a google search, you'll see...

If carlos bleed out of his ass, I dont think its because of allergic reaction. (exept "wood" maybe)

You're Lovin' It :thumbsup

Why so much junk in one sentence??

I eat there once every 2 years or so. Every time I do my entire system shuts down for 9 days.

i like taco bell better!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dunno when they started doing this but they sell their sauce in bottles at grocery stores now - i.e. what they put in their burritos. I've been making burritos n shit at home with it - soooooo good! And even low in sodium for a sauce that's fairly hot.

Oh yea, and fuck McDonalds. I can taste the fat in their food before it's in my mouth even.

Didn't you read the fine print?

McDonalds may cause LBS (Leaky Bowel Syndrome)

I say FUCK McDonalds!

For dishonouring an important man,


just imagine it would be Robert Redford goin there for a snack!

http://davidreport.com/blog/wp-conte...rt_redford.jpg

You don't want your heroes to suffer.

And for my fans:

If you guys have a serious gay crush or any other issues, like never dealt with sarcasm and irony before, drop your adress here and I'm gonna send you a bag full of used dildos from the club, so you can have a company for the rest of the year.

While I don't want to deny anyone's basic human right to be a complete idiot (we can see that on the streets on a daily basis afterall ) I want to remain warm hearted and willing to help.

good quality food

And to prove I'm a man of big heart and great gestures, I'll add some free toilet paper to the package, just to make sure the toughest assholes on the internet get the right care.

http://www.jeremyinc.com/images/ObamaToiletPaper2.JPG

You don't need to thank me! my pleasure!

I havent eaten Mcdonalds in at least 4 months, maybe longer. That food is shit.

"may cause".. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh