Ask my anything about this industry before i pass out
 

It's funny how i can handle many gin tonics which is 40% alcohol but a few strong beers (8%) and i'm able to talk chinese to my cat.

Anyway, ask me industry relevant questions i will answer you. Could be 1 min could be 30 who knows.

Fuck, i'm sexy btw.

Werd.

what is the bext big thing to make this industry move forward ?

How warped and attention hungry do you have to be to commit to eating a 70 dude cum omelette?

http://www.chinapage.com/quote/cat.gif

MmmmEeeeeOooooooWwwwwwww!!!

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What program do you believe is the absolute worst when considering pre-checked cross-sales and non-updated sites?

Then, who's second?

Got links to other adult forums that you can post? ;)

Very good question. I didnt expect that right away.
It's a cliche what i'm gonna tell you know but it simply is like that.

You have no chance of doing something new anymore by opening a new paysite with mainstream porn. You can copy the top top companies like Brazzers and Bangbros and pay 1000's and 1000's for content but you will only get fucked in the ass. Companies like that can do it because they have the traffic. Take Bangbros for example. They lose shitloads of money and potential members because they shit is all over the place but on the other side they have so much traffic going their way it would make you sick if you knew they actual numbers. They can afford to have their shit all over the place. They are a brand. Coca Cola loses millions because of other brands of cola but they make zillions because they have people buying it no matter what. You can find 100 vids from Bangbros on the tubes etc but eventually people will sign up for it. And they don't care how much they lose, they care about how much they make. You would be fucked starting a new site which you spent 50k on to 20 scenes. Know what i mean.
So what you have to do is think old school. What can you start, spend money, which won't end up all over the place for free?
Pictures.
There is still a huge % of people who don't care about mainstream porn. Mainstream videos which are found for free all over the place.
Get amateur stuff. Mainly pics and as an extra vids. How many amateur content tubes do you see? None? How many voyeur content tubes do you see? How many niches tubes?
Think in that direction. It as old as Jesus Christ but it still sells. Plus it will rebill. The people who sign up for shit like that are really into it. They will stay with you.
Most programs now have a rebilling average of 0.1. Why? They don't update because their money comes from xsells and upsells and the content they have is mainstream shit which any surfer can find all over the place. Just stop going that route. Think pics. Think amateur.

You have to be an attention hoochie like BananaClaire and the person who comes up with it has to have a small dick like PornoDan.
Sane people without issues are not involved in this stuff.

Where is the download link btw?

Another good question.

I have a few obvious answers to that and you know which they are since you posted in the threads i posted in as well yesterday. I'll leave it at that because i've been banned many times for saying this stuff and i promised to the owner of this fake nick i won't get it banned. But you know the answer...

What are you doing that your this wasted at 9:24pm (EST) on a Sunday? :winkwink:

Deej sucks cock for money.

That's insider info.

That's not an industry related question.

LOL.... no response to my question.... I thought it was "ask you anything..." :1orglaugh

I'm pretty fucking drunk but not that drunk.

What are the three golden rules of thumbs cropping ?

Which banned user are you, private message is acceptable.

Hmmm.

Sharpness
Brightness
The best part of the pic to crop depending on where you're gonna use it

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You always have to sharpen your thumbs unless you run a glamour tgp where you actually smooth out the pics.
Make your thumb stand out by letting the colours come out and making white look like white.
And obviously crop the picture in a way to reflect the niche you're using it for.

Am i close?

your buff now vodka wears of youll deflate to the loser b4 the first drink:1orglaugh

It's probably because i'm a bit drunk but i don't have a fucking clue what yer saying.

http://www.amsterdambeers.com/images/navigator.png

This is what i'm drinking btw. First time i tried it.

Seems you know your stuff :thumbsup

Yeah that's pretty odd that you found a pic of cats holding a Chinese sign. Well done son.

You think i'd start a thread like this and look like an ass? I'll leave that to AlienQ.

are you an attention seeking whore

...eh, it's not you
 

...has nothing to do with your sobriety...that quote made no sense whatsoever.

I guess I should hire myself out for third-party posting. I have excellent spelling and grammar skills.

Edit: read it wrong.

Do the above posts look like attention whoring troll posts to you or like serious answers to serious questions?

MrBro,

If you was to start again from the very bare bones in adult what would you do?
and,
What are your views on tubes?

Just be interesting to read something from someone who is drunk and still makes more sense than a lot of the posts made on here :1orglaugh

Mobile, you have another great question i'd love to answer but i'm done. Sorry. If i have to answer that it would take me another 7.5 mins to write it out and i just can't do it anymore. Too bad because i'd love to answer it. And thanks for the compliment.
Thread closed.

:1orglaugh

hope you take a tablet before you go to bed :D

He always seems to be able to come up with images like that. I would love to see his database.