post you best pick-up lines.
 

Are you a parking ticket because you have FINE written all over you.

you really want that DVD player....

or are you just shooting for the 1000's post jacket?



how about you try some subjects that werent done every month for the last year?

I want the dvd player and the 1000 posts I had no idea this thread was started.

I say " Hey today I got my aids test result back and I am clean, so hows bout you get me dirty":warning

"Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?"

"Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!"

Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Nice shirt, wanna fuck?

I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...

If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

How much

"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"

Hi


I have a car waiting for us outside.

Se Habla Ingles?

Got this from a movie I think... Atcually used it once


"Hey why don't you come over here and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"



Lame I know, I was plastered. :glugglug

Shall I call or nudge you for breakfast in the morning?

:1orglaugh

walk around with a big screw in your hand,

Then say

"Do you wanna screw?"

Excuse me, I don't mean to be rude but was your daddy a thief? coz he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eye's!

gezz your legs must be sore, coz you've been running through my mind all day....

here's $1 go call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight

here's one for the one you love

Last night I looked up at the stars
And matched each one with a reason why I love you
I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars :thumbsup

milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?

If ur naughty go 2 ur room..
If u wanna be naughty, go 2 mine

hehe I got loads more but I think I might be pissing people off now so I won't bother!!!

hope some of these help you pull, they have served me well!!!

LOL

My ass itchs - wanna scratch it?

Ross,

i hope you don't really use those lines,,

you have them girls laughing their asses off, then they'll
tell all their friends how silly your are

Damn thats where I must be going wrong then? FUCK

LOL of course not!!!

You make me nausiated. Get lost.

"Please don't hurt me."

Nice dress

wanna fuck?