A few things I hate about everybody.
 

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal. Where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a*se to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that"? No t*sser, I paid £8 to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question? Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved! Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.


8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, knobhead?

10. People who say things like 'my eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be - Ears ?? Wellingtonboots??

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks, that's an image I really didn't need.

13. McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a McChicken Sandwich, just a Chicken Sandwich get's blank looks........... Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser.

14. When you're involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?'. Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off

Censoring arse?

Nice

Nice Charly, I enjoyed that :Graucho :thumbsup

hah, that's some funny shit =)

pretty good :)

heh. I especially Mclike the McFunny joke about McDonalds.

What about those people who ask if someone is sleeping, and if they get no answer they ask again....Priceless!

where did you plagerize that from charly?

i think george carlin, i've heard them all before

Just fucking priceless! and I must agree with you on EVERY FUCKING ONE

:BangBang: to the McFuckingDonalds mutha fuckers

He's found me out.

It was sent by an Ex of mine, she likes to make me laugh. I was always making her laugh. :1orglaugh

Now that has opened a door, so many chances of a side swipe.

15. When people blank out swear words such as F*ck or Sh*t.

Hehehehe! :thumbsup

I actually do point at my cock when I gotta pee.

*points*

:winkwink:

HAHAH - I have to go remote hunting everyday after work

you found me out

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question? Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

My girlfriend always comes up with this. I just stand there like a dumbass and say "uuuggghhhhhhhh yeah"

Some are funny, some are lame... funny English though...

When people say "know what im saying" at the end of every fucking sentence.

My favorite thing my mom use to say to me when I came home from school. "oh... are you home?" $#@$%%$@