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marketsmart 01-15-2009 01:15 PM

Whats a good first handgun for a 5 year old.
 
i want to get my nephew a handgun for his upcoming 5th b-day.

it needs to be something he can handle and probably small enough for someone his size to conceal.

size wise, a 22 caliber pistol would work, but i just dont think he will be happy with the stopping power if he ever gets in a jam.

do you think the ppk is too heavy for a five year old and does the ppk have the stopping power?

please let me know what would be the best for him..

Sly 01-15-2009 01:16 PM

LOL this should be a good thread...

atom 01-15-2009 01:16 PM

snub nose .38

Meeper 01-15-2009 01:17 PM

http://www.darinmurphy.com/images/fi...sert_Eagle.jpg

2012 01-15-2009 01:18 PM

http://i39.tinypic.com/2cqh45f.jpg

Deej 01-15-2009 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Meeper (Post 15334238)

MOther fuckers gotta walk before he can run :winkwink: :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

who 01-15-2009 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Meeper (Post 15334238)

Oh yes, and Israeli-made desert eagle sure does sound good....
:upsidedow

marketsmart 01-15-2009 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Meeper (Post 15334238)

thats way too big.. he's only about 4 feet tall...

it needs to be small enough so no one knows he packing...

marketsmart 01-15-2009 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 15334248)

my nephew would fucking choke slam that faggot... :2 cents:

sperbonzo 01-15-2009 01:21 PM

Anything chambered .357 and up should have enough stopping power for those playground firefights, but if you want him to be totally safe, I would recommend a Thompson .45 with a 50 round mag. He probably won't need ranges longer than 50 yards, and at full auto, he can take out multiple targets quickly. As long as you teach him about muzzle rise the recoil is very easy to handle


I think they are making a "Spongebob" color scheme for the thompson now.... should be a big hit with your nephew

:)

marketsmart 01-15-2009 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 15334266)
Anything chambered .357 and up should have enough stopping power for those playground firefights, but if you want him to be totally safe, I would recommend a Thompson .45 with a 50 round mag. He probably won't need ranges longer than 50 yards, and at full auto, he can take out multiple targets quickly.


I think they are making a "Spongebob" color scheme for the thompson now.... should be a big hit with your nephew

:)

my nephew is a straight up gangster...

he needs protection when he's slingin' rocks...

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-15-2009 01:24 PM

I would say an AK-47.

marketsmart 01-15-2009 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15334289)
I would say an AK-47.

first of all, thats way too big for him..

and the cops would be all over him..

he already did a stretch in rikers for possession with intent to distribute and a trumped up racketeering charge...

Ethersync 01-15-2009 01:32 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Nes_zapper.jpg

Chicks Delivery 01-15-2009 01:32 PM

LOL... funny thread!

ADL Colin 01-15-2009 01:35 PM

Definitely a .22. That's what I started my daughter on when she was 5. She likes a .38 now though.

Overload 01-15-2009 01:36 PM

"bring 'em young to break 'em in for military career" HUH?
serious, get him some ballet training instead of such shit :(
dont you remember a 6yo shooting a 6yo girl in flint? watch
"bowling for columbine" and dont buy a weapon for a kid ...
they do stupid things ...

DaddyHalbucks 01-15-2009 01:36 PM

http://www.designboom.com/contemporary/waterguns/06.jpg

John-ACWM 01-15-2009 01:41 PM

Have no idea but you should post a pic with your final choice :winkwink:

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-15-2009 01:41 PM

Ignore all the pussies, bitches, and softhearted faggots that are undoubtedly going to make their way into this thread.

At 5 years old, I was shooting gophers with my dad's single shot .22 all day long, i loved it. but i had hand the staple 'daisy red ryder' for a year easy by that time. I'd say at 5 years old, a good startr pistol, would be a Marksmen or Daisy BB gun. They aren't overly expensive, aren't likely to kill much of anything or hurt anyone too badly in the case of an accident. Spend some time withhim, teach him the rules, and make sure they are enforced upon him, If he jackasses around with it, points it at someone (even unloaded) etc etc, take it a way in a snap. I used to love laying int he grass with my red ryder shootin bumble bees off my mom's flowers. Get him a BB gun and he'll blow hours in the backyard shooting pop cans up. He doesn't need a handcannon to have fun or learn proper shooting ethics. give him some time with the pistol until you are comfortable that he has the proper ethics instilled in him, then bump him up a .22 revolver or something rad like that...

StuartD 01-15-2009 01:42 PM

omg, I love GFY sometimes :1orglaugh

tranza 01-15-2009 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Ethersync (Post 15334333)

Lollolol! I couldn't agree more!!

Deej 01-15-2009 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meeper (Post 15334238)

MOther fuckers gotta walk before he can run :winkwink: :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

marketsmart 01-15-2009 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Overload (Post 15334363)
"bring 'em young to break 'em in for military career" HUH?
serious, get him some ballet training instead of such shit :(
dont you remember a 6yo shooting a 6yo girl in flint? watch
"bowling for columbine" and dont buy a weapon for a kid ...
they do stupid things ...

listen up.. my nephew doesnt need any faggotry in his life like ballet or bowling..

he is a straight pipe hitting nigga...

he runs all the rock and weed selling for a 4 block radius in watts..

he also has a string a bitches that he tricks out...

and dont even get me started on his loan sharking and protection business..

because of the nature of his business, he sometimes might run across an unsavory element..

i just dont want him to have to live in fear....

so please.. tell me what kind of gun i should get for him..

420 01-15-2009 01:55 PM

http://www.gundirectory.com/guns/20028-1.jpg

The lady derringer .357 would be perfect for his small fingers. It has great stopping power although it is only a single shot.

TyroneGoldberg 01-15-2009 02:01 PM

a mac-10 with the pin shaved down 2cm...

mvee 01-15-2009 02:12 PM

http://www.swordsandarmor.com/images...ock_Pistol.jpg

got go old school so the recoil builds up his strength.

TyroneGoldberg 01-15-2009 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15334309)
first of all, thats way too big for him..

and the cops would be all over him..

he already did a stretch in rikers for possession with intent to distribute and a trumped up racketeering charge...

how the fuck in did time in rikers when you said he's in cali???

:helpme

RayVega 01-15-2009 02:28 PM

Smith and Wesson Centennial:
My six year old has no trouble handling it. It's small, light, and has the decent stopping power of a .38. Plus it's hammerless so when someone tries to take his lunch money, he can shoot it while still inside his coat pocket without it getting jammed on the fabric or being caught on elementary school surveillance cameras waiving it around.

Another plus is the built in lock. A small key (like a handcuff key) you can keep on your key chain locks/unlocks the gun, giving added locking safety so you don't have to scratch it up with a cable or trigger lock when left in his cubbie hole or spongebob lunchbox in the back of the classroom.

Not very accurate though, small barrel and light weight means it must be used at close range. But other than that, it's great for that little gansta thug in your life.

Guns don't kill people, poorly parented children do.

.

RayVega 01-15-2009 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 15334519)
http://www.gundirectory.com/guns/20028-1.jpg

The lady derringer .357 would be perfect for his small fingers. It has great stopping power although it is only a single shot.

I thought it was a piggy back two shot?

marketsmart 01-15-2009 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by RayVega (Post 15334798)
Smith and Wesson Centennial:
My six year old has no trouble handling it. It's small, light, and has the decent stopping power of a .38. Plus it's hammerless so when someone tries to take his lunch money, he can shoot it while still inside his coat pocket without it getting jammed on the fabric or being caught on elementary school surveillance cameras waiving it around.

Another plus is the built in lock. A small key (like a handcuff key) you can keep on your key chain locks/unlocks the gun, giving added locking safety so you don't have to scratch it up with a cable or trigger lock when left in his cubbie hole or spongebob lunchbox in the back of the classroom.

Not very accurate though, small barrel and light weight means it must be used at close range. But other than that, it's great for that little gansta thug in your life.

Guns don't kill people, poorly parented children do.

.



thanks.. i will definitely look into that.. :thumbsup

marketsmart 01-15-2009 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by TyroneGoldberg (Post 15334689)
how the fuck in did time in rikers when you said he's in cali???

:helpme

they worked out a special deal with the attorney general in NY..

apparently because of my nephews gang affiliations, they considered him too dangerous to be locked up in LA...

the funny thing is that my nephew went into jail with a bachelors in marijuana and came out with a doctorate in cocaine...

LeRoy 01-15-2009 02:53 PM

When I was about 7. My uncle trained me with his first gun.

Its a was a single shot 12 gauge with no recoil pad.

The words are ringing in my ear. "Make a man out of you yet"

CDSmith 01-15-2009 02:54 PM

This is without a doubt the best gun thread I've seen on here in a long time.

_Richard_ 01-15-2009 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 15334366)

oooo the good old days :)

CDSmith 01-15-2009 03:01 PM

Seriously, a 5 yr old needs something fun, something to keep him occupied.

You should get him a Swiss army gun


http://justelite.net/wp-content/uplo...07/_fun001.jpg

ContentSHOOTER 01-15-2009 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15334263)
thats way too big.. he's only about 4 feet tall...

it needs to be small enough so no one knows he packing...

Why dose a 5 year old have to pack??????????????

Meeper 01-15-2009 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15334449)
MOther fuckers gotta walk before he can run :winkwink: :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

hahahahaha

marketsmart 01-15-2009 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ContentSHOOTER (Post 15335147)
Why dose a 5 year old have to pack??????????????

if your my nephew...

$5700 in cash, 4 ounces of rock, a few ounces of weed, and a couple dozen e bombs....

and if he's in hollywood, he likes to ride with the horse..

Young 01-15-2009 03:15 PM

Get him one of these...


Quote:

Oct. 27, 2008 ?

With his father and a firearms instructor standing nearby, an 8-year-old Connecticut boy shot himself in the head with a submachine gun yesterday, killing himself in an accident some say should never have happened.

Christopher Bizilj was testing a 9 mm Micro Uzi at the Westfield Sportsman's Club in Westfield, Mass., as part of the Machine Gun Shoot and Firearms Expo, when he shot himself Sunday.

"The firearm instructor prepped the weapon for him, and once it was ready he handed it to the child," Westfield Police Lt. Hipolito Nunez told ABCNews.com today. Christopher then pulled the trigger, and the gun's recoil pulled the barrel upward, causing a round to hit him on the right side of his head, according Nunez. He was pronounced dead a short time later at Baystate Medical Center in nearby Springfield.

Massachusetts law allows a child to fire a gun with parental consent, so long as there's an active permit for the gun and a licensed firearm instructor is supervising. It is unclear whether the gun had a permit or whether the instructor was licensed, but Nunez said Christopher's father was nearby.

Christopher's family, including his father, Dr. Charles Bizilj, who is the director of emergency medicine at Johnson Memorial Hospital in Stafford Springs, Conn., could not be reached for comment.

But according to Ted Oven, a gun retailer and president of the Massachusetts Association of Firearms Dealers, Christopher should have never been allowed to handle a submachine gun on his own.

Oven has shot similar weapons and said the recoil is tough to control even for an adult.

"It requires all my strength," said Oven, who added that he did not have much experience with the Micro Uzi. "For an 8-year-old, it was inappropriate."

The Micro Uzi, he said, is a tough gun to get a permit for and retails for several thousand dollars. He was not at the expo when Christopher was shot but said that because the gun is fully automatic, it likely shot off several rounds in a couple of seconds when the boy pulled the trigger.

Information found on Uzitalk.com, an Internet forum dedicated to the Israeli-made submachine guns, described the Micro Uzi as coming on the market in 1986 and having the capability to fire 25 rounds in less than 30 seconds. The guns, manufactured by Israeli Military Industries Ltd., are generally designed for military and police use.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/Story?id=6121915&page=1

ContentSHOOTER 01-15-2009 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15335239)
if your my nephew...

$5700 in cash, 4 ounces of rock, a few ounces of weed, and a couple dozen e bombs....

and if he's in hollywood, he likes to ride with the horse..

Well that cleared everything up, thank you..............

V_RocKs 01-15-2009 03:22 PM

Go with a 22 for now.. Then move him to the PPK if he needs more stopping power and has a good aim.

marketsmart 01-15-2009 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ContentSHOOTER (Post 15335257)
Well that cleared everything up, thank you..............

he was wearing baggy pants for awhile which was plenty of room for all his gear, but then he got into wearing alligator gucci loafers and now he likes his pants a little tighter around the legs so he can show those gators off to the ladies...

brassmonkey 01-15-2009 03:28 PM

hahahaha u got jokes did u hear of the 8 year old here that killed his dad and roommate i think it more to the story i dont think he did it a super soaker would do just fine when i was 5 it was ruff :helpme

brassmonkey 01-15-2009 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ethersync (Post 15334333)

WTF do you live in the United States :1orglaugh you need a quarter:helpme or a damn dollar:helpme

marketsmart 01-15-2009 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 15335407)
hahahaha u got jokes did u hear of the 8 year old here that killed his dad and roommate i think it more to the story i dont think he did it a super soaker would do just fine when i was 5 it was ruff :helpme

thats what happens when u smoke up your kids stash..

and i dont know if you are aware of this, but the term "roomate" is often used to describe a closeted homosexuals live in lover..

anyone knows that you cant mix guns and fagottry...

it never ends well...

didnt you see the crying game...

The Judge 01-15-2009 03:44 PM

5 year old should not play with guns

halfpint 01-15-2009 03:46 PM


brassmonkey 01-15-2009 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by The Judge (Post 15335569)
5 year old should not play with guns

go reb:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 01-15-2009 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 15335588)

yeah he died:helpme


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