Why bikers are cool.
 

I was at a dive last night and these bikers belly up next to me, then some hotties walk in, one biker remarks: "Check out all that squirrel." The other looks and replies: "Helluva turd cutter on that blonde."

I could've thought of that

(if I was a drunk redneck)

:1orglaugh

Bikers are a sophisticated bunch.

all the cool bikers drive crotch rockets :)