Can I bang my new hot intern?
 

Seriously. I just hired a hot new intern and I'm getting serious IOIs from her already. Can I bang her? How do I protect myself from those nasty sexual harassment charges, just in case she ends up feeling a little miffed when I don't marry her?

Sign her as content, model release, etc.

Tricky subject, best not to cross the line

Don't shit where you eat! it is not worth it.

Fire her.

Bang her.

Then hire her back.

Problem solved.

:)

lol best advice i have ever herd kane!

we need to see pics

Logical:winkwink:

The jury is out on that one... it seems to me like there could be some kind of intent to commit sexual harrassment or something.

I'm already guilty, of course...

I'm getting flashbacks from the Californication show where Harry Runkle banged his secretary and ended up getting royally screwed.

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The best solution yet

What he said.

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PICS please !!!!!!

pics or your lying

We need to see what she looks like before we can give anymore advice ;)

you found a hot slut in milwaukee?

Whatever you do, don't forget to post full frontal nudity pictures.

Fuck Her.

If she wants to cry sexual harassment, she will regardless. If you are gonna get fucked at least blow a load.

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:2 cents:

Just let her bang you.

ya, bang her and make sure not to use a condom.

Is that you in your avatar?

If so, I'm gonna go with "no."

sure... go for it! Just be nice!

This thread is useless without pics.... You know that, right?

Just pull your dick out, shrug, and say "so what do you think?"

thread is worthless without photos.

Get her hot and heavy up until Valentine's Day and then 1/2 ruffie her and lots of campaign.. Make her lose all inhibitions and make sure everyone sees her coming on to you.

as they say
"dont shit were you eat"

the main rule i follow

I don't believe you

she's probably printing this thread now for her lawyer

bang her, then fire her, then hire her, then bang her, then fire her.

She will feel like shit, then make her content. Its a proven method.

Wow, that's even more fucked up than what I was gonna say! Kudos.

That depends....will you have to hold her down when you do it?

Well said Daddy.

Yep. We can't decide based on what we have.

never dip in the corporate ink

Don't be the next White Goodman

http://www.abc.net.au/atthemovies/im...odgeball01.jpg

White Goodman: We should mate.
Kate Veatch: What?
White Goodman: Date! We should date some time. Socially. Go out and kick it.
[Kate retches, then forces it down]
White Goodman: Are you okay?
Kate Veatch: I'm fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
White Goodman: In some cultures, they only eat vomit. I never been there, but I read about it... *in a book*.

or

http://www.independentcritics.com/im...ballSPLASH.jpg

Kate Veatch: You fired me so I would date you?
White Goodman: Yuh-huh.
Kate Veatch: You are a crazy little man.

your program logo is the worst toon ive ever seen

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Dont date her dont fuck her..

Don't get in trouble for her ...

In a word...NO.

Of course you're gonna get IOI's from an employee! That's almost guaranteed in some instances since you obviously have a level of power and status over her. Such a simultaneous mix of vulnerability and stability is intoxicating for many women.

Screwing her brings her up to your level (status) and she will never look at you the same way. At that point you become equals in the workplace and in the worst case scenario the power play is reversed.

Use her admiration to instill loyalty and determination to get the job done.

No one makes me bleed my own blood.:1orglaugh

If you think you can face the consequence then do it and if not, then don't.
Just don't take a risk!

DAMN dude! That's powerful... thanks. :thumbsup

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I banged my dads office girl over 11 years ago.

She's been my wife for the last 10 :thumbsup

Just wear that neat skimask from your pic and you'll be fine :)