Why do stores get all weird and stuff
 

When I ask them where the changing rooms are so I can try on some condoms?

hahhaha.... ohh shit... I gotta try that line at least once.. I'd love to see the look on the face of the person being asked...lol

You buy your condoms at clothing stores?

Because they don't want the job of telling you look thin in whatever it is they are selling?

They probably just think you're retarded.

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Mental image of saleslady and this conversation:

"Excuse me sir, I think your going to need that in a smaller size."