Fat, mad, ugly, stupid, poor, smelly, unkind
 

You're at least three of these or you wouldn't be here.

Which three?

And you are here because? ....

I am only 1 since I have not yet showered.

I've been all of those at least once in my life.

Not really fat though.

Is that smelly because you haven't showered? Or poor because you have no running water? Or unkind because you refuse to shower because you hate your wife? Fat because your can't fit into the tub? The possibilities are endless.... :1orglaugh

you just described batts

I'am smelly, i just fucked my tranny girlfriend

I'm stupid and poor!

Maybe just fat.

Takes one to know one, huh?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I turned 35 yesterday so about 35 more years and i'll be all of them.

if i said "none of the above".. youz wouldn't believe me anyways

congrats you old fucker

just hit the big 38 myself last weekend, it's all downhill for us both from here

Well I did blow off a huge fart

I'm beyond all those things... I'm a pre-ontological entity.

None?

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