propose
 

ok gofuckyourself players, what is the best way to propose to a lady you want to marry?

traditional at a restaurant down on one knee?

ring in a glass of champagne?

surprise her at her job?

never?

thoughts?

don't get fucking married dude.... are you insane?

I contacted an outdoor advertising company and bought a prominent spot on her route home from work.

If you are not at least 30 years of age don't even consider it. Mostly I agree with Amp.

Wait until you're in the grocery store having an inane conversation about whether to get creamy or chunky style peanut butter. Ask her casually if she'd like to get hitched.

by getting her knocked up, nothing says "it's probably time to tie the knot" like an unplanned love child.

step 1: find new cool girlfriend.

i'm still on step one.

put ur cock thru the ring, and next time she goes to give you head she will get a surprise.

good point


..nevermind

If your dick is that small, will she say yes? :P

Tell you want to marry her as no one else wants you.

Tell her that her pussy is sweeter than her moms and you like fresh hot stuff and not stale holes.

Tell her you use to be a woman and if she marrys you, you will convert back.

Tell her she is to ugly to get anyone better, so its either you or that drawf from fantasy island.

Be real ignorant and say, if you could get married to anyone you wanted whom would it be? And if she says you, then say well let's do it!
And if she says that dwarf from fantasy island, say fuckoff, good luck and good bye!:glugglug

take her somewhere out of the ordinary and where you never have gone before. Sneak on to the roof of really tall building so you're all alone. somewhere peaceful and quiet and that has a great view.

This way she'll never forget the moment you popped the question. You'll be the envy of all her friends. Just be very creative.

i highly advise you not to unless she post on GFY :Graucho

or if you really want to just do this

get down in front of her (anywhere, anytime will do) and just studer alot sooner or later she'll get the hint :thumbsup

Tell her you want some samples for a while, with no strings attached and if all goes well tell her to sign that palamony agreement, cause the porn is yours:BangBang:

never

check out the alternatives to marriage project: http://www.unmarried.org/

Don't get married. Ever.

Keep your freedom and your money.

Try http://www.romancecup.com Good aniversary ideas as well.

Well did you or didn't you? :)

Well?