Do people really buy this shit?
 

Seems like too much work just to jack off. I'd rather pop in a good ol porno and use my hand. lol.

http://realtouch.com/

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Damn that's quite a contraption,it's huge

god damn people are strange...

ugh i think some ppl might be scared to put their dick in this...

A lube dispenser and heating element... lolz. That definitely looks fun to try at least once. I'd be scared to stick my schlong in anything mechanical though.

Lol...
 

Developed by a Nasa Engineer... are you for fucking real ! He was obviously hugely successful, if he's now turned to porn ! maybe soemone needs to turn that into a strapline to adverise the industry...

Porn, We earn more that astranauts ! (ok I know I spell it wrong but it is 3am in the UK !)

I was speaking about this somewhere else. Things like this, a box to watch porn on your tv makes me think people forget why porn is so popular online. It leaves no evidence unlike some big electronic jerkatron machine. lol

that is serious fucked!

This shit is huge lol

I'm placing my order right now :winkwink:

looks big.

The Jerkatron 6000!!
Now with Pinky Milking Attachment!

An old ex boss of mine built something similar to this 15 years ago. You could control a dildo thru the phone with a modem.

was this really in their business plan?

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In addition to the revenue that will be generated by selling the device the company will also generate income by selling adult movies to work with the device and charge a pay per minute fee.

By charging a pay per minute fee we have the legal right to disable the device should the minutes run out, even if the user is in middle of watching a movie, at that point we can take the users penis hostage and demand he buy more minute in order to be able to remove his penis from the device.

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I am sort of confused about a part of it. The FAQ says it is not waterproof etc. Then the maintenance wants you to open it and rinse it.

Also all of you future users - please do not get to excited fucking it and let go of that beast with your dick still inside of it or it will turn dual use as a penis enlarger.

I'm gonna buy one for sure.

im very confused here.

good luck, the thing hasn't even launched yet. I will buy one when someone 'hacks' it and makes a control for it so you don't have to pay for some boring mainstream video content.

In the meantime, I'll just keep filling my belly button with spunk.

oh it simulates many sexual positions and stuff even says it simulates a footjob - wonder how that is accomplished does it transform or have some corn inserts

I don't know, seems like having to view their content to control it is shitty though. Why can't someone just make a really good male sex toy? I hope I get to see the full body virtual reality sex suit in my lifetime.

I think that thing is interesting enough to make me pull out my wallet and order one, just to see what it's like.

I have to agree with the rest of you though, that thing is pretty fucking big, ha ha.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh you are on a roll in this thread :thumbsup

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main flaw i see with this is that it is to large and obvious for the american market outside of the deviant and the ubber geek and it is not advanced or freaky enough for the japanese or germans

id be scared to try that...might sell tho

I saw and touched one of those things at the show. $149.95 for the consumer to purchase the machine and $1/minute for the VOD associated with it was what I was told is the marketing plan. It's going to be a total failure, just like the other similar devices that came before it. Nobody is going to spend money on that and have a jerk off machine sitting in their house. Not even AEBN's marketing muscle is going to help. In a few months it's going to be a laughing stock or forgotten about as an abysmal failure.

i bet if it was cheaper, or the vod was part of the package itd sell

perhaps they can think like a phone company and give the toy away based on some end user contract that lasts a couple of years
one that also includes so many minutes per month

you may be right sir, looked back at like all the old black and white vids of weight loss machines made from a belt sander.

http://www.diet-blog.com/archives/olddieting.jpg

boy, they are slimming up now. More than one of those chix could benefit from taking a belt sander to their face

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that was totally a shit!

Holy shit $149.00! Just give me a mag & some oil and I'm good. Plus who wants to clean the fucking thing after you just got done using it?

someone with money time a straw and a like for his own cum

I bet they sell a ton

Redshoe your avatar fucking rules. sadly, you'll never read this...

i bet they claim to sell a ton and as sure as hell will let us know how fantastic it sells

so like... they will sell 2?

ok that was funny

It looked pretty interesting, if I didn't have a girlfriend I might try it out, if I someone gave me one for free, I just would hope that nobody walked in while I was fucking it, because it seems less dignified that getting caught rubbing one out.

The movies have to be encoded and they device only works with approved videos. Thus you can't steal or pirate the movies and use the service for free. The RT will not work unless it pings an AEBN Server.

I believe they are going to sell a shit load of these. Flesh Light sold like hotcakes. This is a Flesh Light on steroids.

How many men in the US want to have virtual sex with the scarlet of their choice? The WM will make $50 a sale and make money from the VOD mins that user buys.

LOL imagine it sucking your dick in and not letting it go until you sign up for all the other sites haha.

I wonder is there any liability. Someone sticks his dick in this thing, it malfunctions and their johnson gets hurt.Imagine showing up at the emergency room this thing is stuck to your dick. lol

With the fleshlight you are not tied to a company to use it after paying $149. Say AEBN went under then the toy wouldnt work? Also once again it looks like a very large device most dont want that. Net porn exploded because on the net it was easy to leave no clues.

You saw it close up so I guess you have an idea about it but I can see how this thing
might sale. I thought of this one time and I actually figured something like it would
emerge eventually. I had no idea it would be this soon!!!
I was thinking way in the future.

This one may not be ideal based on some of what you said but I think this type of
product is going to grow in sophistication and being the first name out there to
deliver this type product can't hurt.

It look so big, u must have at least a 9 inch cock for it to work.

I think it's a great idea but is too expensive. They should subsidize the cost of it a bit by factoring in that people will buy movies to go along with it. $150 is a lot for a Nintendo Power Glove for your dick.

The VOD is part of the package.

Comes with:

• 30 minutes of VOD
• 3.5oz Lube
• Free Shipping