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MetaMan 01-09-2009 10:12 AM

FACT: i dont date women over 30 because they are washed up
 
99% of single women over 30 are washed up and are not married or dating because they have to many emotional problems.

there are a few diamond in the roughs but there is usually an exception to every rule.

the best is when older women hate on younger chicks, yes it is younger girls fault your body is going south and the pussy is loose.

again there is some exceptions to this rule.

RuthB 01-09-2009 10:23 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

oh man.. with this philosophy you're gonna miss out on some pretty damn fine pussy Meta :winkwink: :2 cents:

Nicky 01-09-2009 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RuthB (Post 15303510)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

oh man.. with this philosophy you're gonna miss out on some pretty damn fine pussy Meta :winkwink: :2 cents:

What? NO! Can't be possible, not thee MetaMan

MetaMan 01-09-2009 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RuthB (Post 15303510)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

oh man.. with this philosophy you're gonna miss out on some pretty damn fine pussy Meta :winkwink: :2 cents:

i only have one dick, it can only go into 1 hole at a time.

are you hot? if you are the exception then you know it and have nothing to worry about. look at GFY 99% of the people here are complete losers but i am the exception so i dont worry about it.

Libertine 01-09-2009 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15303468)
99% of single women over 30 are washed up and are not married or dating because they have to many emotional problems.

That's just not true. At least 10% are single because they look like ogres.

TisMe 01-09-2009 10:41 AM

Women over 30 worldwide are celebrating this news.

Jman 01-09-2009 10:43 AM

LMAO you must be the type of goes in a young tight pussy and comes in a minute...

Women over 30 know sex and they know how to treat a man in bed.

Guess once you are mature enough you'll get it ;-)

RuthB 01-09-2009 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15303535)
i only have one dick, it can only go into 1 hole at a time.

are you hot? if you are the exception then you know it and have nothing to worry about. look at GFY 99% of the people here are complete losers but i am the exception so i dont worry about it.

what about your fingers and tongue.. or do you only use your dick Meta? shame on you if you do :winkwink:

bobby666 01-09-2009 10:45 AM

you have problems

MetaMan 01-09-2009 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 15303587)
LMAO you must be the type of goes in a young tight pussy and comes in a minute...

Women over 30 know sex and they know how to treat a man in bed.

Guess once you are mature enough you'll get it ;-)

i dont know why people think this i have been with women over 30, i am the one who takes control all the time.

i guess when you are no longer fat and get in shape sex for you wont be laying back and letting a woman do all the work.

MetaMan 01-09-2009 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RuthB (Post 15303592)
what about your fingers and tongue.. or do you only use your dick Meta? shame on you if you do :winkwink:

i will upload a pic of my tongue one sec.

i have a tongue ring, i love to eat pussy, when i was little the woman teachers would tell me to show off my tongue tricks, i never knew why until i was older. kinda creepy but true.

polle54 01-09-2009 10:48 AM

Damn you know how to troll this board to perfection :D

MetaMan 01-09-2009 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polle54 (Post 15303611)
Damn you know how to troll this board to perfection :D

no troll just a supastar! everyone else trolls on me because they want to be me, but i dont blame them if i wasnt me id want to be me to!

Dirty Lord 01-09-2009 10:58 AM

Good for you champz

Vicious_B 01-09-2009 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RuthB (Post 15303510)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

oh man.. with this philosophy you're gonna miss out on some pretty damn fine pussy Meta :winkwink: :2 cents:

There isnt much more I can add after that! LOL

MetaMan 01-09-2009 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 15303661)
There isnt much more I can add after that! LOL

you had nothing to add in the firstplace anyway, i told you you are not my type stop flirting with me that is Jean-Francois job.

tranza 01-09-2009 11:02 AM

Not bad at all, we need teen!

Achmed's Wife Halimah 01-09-2009 11:03 AM

Halimah wash up before every sexual session. I think men likes this or no?

brassmonkey 01-09-2009 11:08 AM

hahahahahaha funny ass shit :1orglaugh

collegeboobies 01-09-2009 11:34 AM

haha great post

CaptainHowdy 01-09-2009 11:43 AM

Being right all the time must be a burden, MetaMan...

MetaMan 01-09-2009 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 15303846)
Being right all the time must be a burden, MetaMan...

sometimes it is, i sometimes wonder if ignorance truly is bliss. it is hard sometimes to talk around and realize how much more of an advanced human being you are. but then i look at it like i am the shepard and the world is my sheep, i am here to guide.

CaptainHowdy 01-09-2009 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15303854)
sometimes it is, i sometimes wonder if ignorance truly is bliss. it is hard sometimes to talk around and realize how much more of an advanced human being you are. but then i look at it like i am the shepard and the world is my sheep, i am here to guide.

I shall follow :thumbsup ...

O MARINA 01-09-2009 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RuthB (Post 15303510)

oh man..

good thing you're not single Ruthy...so you're not WASHED UP :pimp :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

RuthB 01-09-2009 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 15303888)
good thing you're not single Ruthy...so you're not WASHED UP :pimp :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bahahahahaha .. no I'm not washed up.. I'm quite dirty :upsidedow

O MARINA 01-09-2009 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RuthB (Post 15303936)
bahahahahaha .. no I'm not washed up.. I'm quite dirty :upsidedow



washed up dirty kinky HO

MetaMan 01-09-2009 12:05 PM

Marina and Ruth i will take you both out to dinner and dance, i will wear my gators and you girls can wear your sexy dresses.

we will run the town and listen to some gettin' low music in the limo ride.

RuthB 01-09-2009 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 15303946)
washed up dirty kinky HO

you know it baby! birds of a feather.... :upsidedow

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15303956)
Marina and Ruth i will take you both out to dinner and dance, i will wear my gators and you girls can wear your sexy dresses.

we will run the town and listen to some gettin' low music in the limo ride.

but I thought we were too old for you babe.. or have you finally seen the light? :winkwink:

MetaMan 01-09-2009 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RuthB (Post 15303994)
you know it baby! birds of a feather.... :upsidedow



but I thought we were too old for you babe.. or have you finally seen the light? :winkwink:

i didnt say all i always make exceptions for quality. the only type i go for.


oooo im smooth. :pimp

O MARINA 01-09-2009 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RuthB (Post 15303994)
but I thought we were too old for you




listen washed up homie, who is WE? I still have 2 years



:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LauraLee 01-09-2009 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15303956)
Marina and Ruth i will take you both out to dinner and dance, i will wear my gators and you girls can wear your sexy dresses.

we will run the town and listen to some gettin' low music in the limo ride.

Are gators like those Croc shoes/sandals?


Man alive if that is the case! Superior brain, stellar book smarts, unmatchable street smarts, huge penis, AND those stylish sandals??


What a fucking catch.

Juicy D. Links 01-09-2009 12:22 PM

any over 30 ladies looking for hot steamy sex lmk

MetaMan 01-09-2009 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 15304016)
Are gators like those Croc shoes/sandals?


Man alive if that is the case! Superior brain, stellar book smarts, unmatchable street smarts, huge penis, AND those stylish sandals??


What a fucking catch.

you actually nailed it, i am all of those things EXCEPT

omg nooooooo those are my most hated.

kenneth cole gator dress shoes. they are gator skin shoes.

O MARINA 01-09-2009 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lauralee (Post 15304016)
are gators like those croc shoes/sandals?


Man alive if that is the case! Superior brain, stellar book smarts, unmatchable street smarts, huge penis, and those stylish sandals??


What a fucking catch.




hahahahahaahahah crocs

_Richard_ 01-09-2009 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RuthB (Post 15303592)
what about your fingers and tongue.. or do you only use your dick Meta? shame on you if you do :winkwink:

maybe he doesn't know the fine delicacies of a womens body!

WiredGuy 01-09-2009 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 15304016)
Are gators like those Croc shoes/sandals?


Man alive if that is the case! Superior brain, stellar book smarts, unmatchable street smarts, huge penis, AND those stylish sandals??


What a fucking catch.

OMG, I die LOL.

PS: Hi Marina! hahaha
WG

MetaMan 01-09-2009 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 15304039)
OMG, I die LOL.

PS: Hi Marina! hahaha
WG

what is funny is someone who doesnt know that there is a difference between a gator and a croc but nice try at ass kissing.

anyone who knows me knows my superior style and good looks proceed me.

WiredGuy 01-09-2009 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15304042)
what is funny is someone who doesnt know that there is a difference between a gator and a croc but nice try at ass kissing.

anyone who knows me knows my superior style and good looks proceed me.


Hush now Super Mario...
WG

Vicious_B 01-09-2009 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15303667)
you had nothing to add in the firstplace anyway, i told you you are not my type stop flirting with me that is Jean-Francois job.

I dont waste my time flirting with boys, I prefer men. :winkwink:

MetaMan 01-09-2009 12:28 PM

picute of WG before he tans:

http://www.loveandchic.com/illustr/g...mages/2938.jpg

nice style bro! you must get all the ladies (well the ones that know you have money because there is no way a regular woman would hit up a nerd like yourself)

O MARINA 01-09-2009 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 15304039)
OMG, I die LOL.

PS: Hi Marina! hahaha
WG





I can't decide what is funnier that or LL's crocs

so ahahahahahahah

MetaMan 01-09-2009 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 15304054)
I dont waste my time flirting with boys, I prefer men. :winkwink:

see thread title

WiredGuy 01-09-2009 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15304058)
picute of WG before he tans:

http://www.loveandchic.com/illustr/g...mages/2938.jpg

nice style bro! you must get all the ladies (well the ones that know you have money because there is no way a regular woman would hit up a nerd like yourself)

What money? Have you not noticed the sig I had for like 5 years on here about SEO? Go back to sucking up to Luigi.
WG

MetaMan 01-09-2009 12:36 PM

i honestly feel bad for some GFY women you spend all day talking to these fucking nerds and forget what a real man is about.

where the fuck else are you going to find a thousand fat nerds, skinny computer dorks all dressed in ugly designer clothes other than a adult webmaster event?

LauraLee 01-09-2009 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15304042)
what is funny is someone who doesnt know that there is a difference between a gator and a croc but nice try at ass kissing.

anyone who knows me knows my superior style and good looks proceed me.

I am dumb and over 30. Man I feel blessed that you would even reply back to me.

I am going to need a cocktail to console my sorrows about the above. WG, you gonna be in Vegas?

MetaMan 01-09-2009 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 15304093)
What money? Have you not noticed the sig I had for like 5 years on here about SEO? Go back to sucking up to Luigi.
WG

no i havent noticed you in 5 years you blend in with the rest of the nerds here. it's like i am the lion and you are the zebras, i cant tell who is who you all look the same.

O MARINA 01-09-2009 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 15304096)
WG, you gonna be in Vegas?



WeirdMan will be in Vegas yes

John-ACWM 01-09-2009 12:42 PM

I am pretty sure 99% is too much. I prefer older women because most of them, anyways a bigger percentage than the younger ones, can communicate much better,have more experience in life and in bed...

andy83 01-09-2009 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TisMe (Post 15303577)
Women over 30 worldwide are celebrating this news.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

WiredGuy 01-09-2009 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15304094)
i honestly feel bad for some GFY women you spend all day talking to these fucking nerds and forget what a real man is about.

where the fuck else are you going to find a thousand fat nerds, skinny computer dorks all dressed in ugly designer clothes other than a adult webmaster event?

Apparently in Calgary.
WG


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