Had my salad tossed for the first time last night.
 

And I think I like it.

I picked up two dirty whores from 7-11 and we ended up back at my place. A couple drinks and joints later and we're all naked fucking and sucking like Paris Hilton at a frat party. So I'm pile driving one chick and the other decides to get behind me, spread my cheeks and goes to town as if I had a 4 karat diamond shoved up my ass. It felt great and I blew my load right then and there.

I'm all for salad tossing as long as I'm not the utensil but the salad. :thumbsup

P.S. For the chicks in here, be honest, do you like to toss salads? I mean licking an asshole is kinda gross if you really stop and think about it.

You shoved your tongue in her mouth after didnt you..

congrats I guess

7-11 sells dirty whores now?

Did any of them have chocolate chip stains on their faces?

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Getting your asshole licked by a girl is one of life's premier pleasures.

A smart girl knows this.

prison-style salad tossing.. no shame there

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No, they were getting gas and I started up a conversation with them. They had no plans and I had some goodies at the house.

No offense but you have to try WAY harder around here to get a decent reaction :2 cents:

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Chicks dig giving rim jobs

Man does that feel good. My wife loves doing that

You want a medal?

I envy you...