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MaDalton 01-06-2009 08:34 PM

Terror Experts Warn Next 9/11 Could Fall On Different Date
 
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WASHINGTON?In an alarming development with wide-reaching implications for America's safety, Department of Homeland Security head Michael Chertoff and CIA Director Michael Hayden issued a joint report Monday warning that the next 9/11 could in fact occur on a different date.

The report, based on intelligence gathered by field-agents, found that a future 9/11 might take place on an entirely new month and day, including 4/24, 6/13, or even 10/12. According to the report, the nation could realistically find itself in the midst of a 5/25 scenario, as well as a potential 3/14 situation in the months to come.

8/28, 6/19, and 11/7 were also cited as possible 9/11s.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news...warn_next_9_11

:1orglaugh :error

Malicious Biz 01-06-2009 08:38 PM

Anyone who thinks the next big terror attack will happen on any other day than 9/11 means they are a douchebag







:winkwink:

BusterBunny 01-06-2009 09:04 PM

damn terrorists always defying something...now its the laws of physics
 
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Rochard 01-06-2009 09:14 PM

It's only a matter of time.... I predict that the next attack will happen at a port by ramming an oil tanker into an oil farm. It happened in the 1950s in Texas ( I might be off on the years ) and it destroyed an entire town.

It's pretty simple. Hijack a ship, and ten miles off the cost kill the crew, full steam ahead and bam.

Darkland 01-06-2009 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 15291352)
It's only a matter of time.... I predict that the next attack will happen at a port by ramming an oil tanker into an oil farm. It happened in the 1950s in Texas ( I might be off on the years ) and it destroyed an entire town.

It's pretty simple. Hijack a ship, and ten miles off the cost kill the crew, full steam ahead and bam.

I think this is what you're thinking of...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_City_disaster

It wasn't oil, the ship was full of amonia nitrate and happend in 1947. I saw actual footage of this and it was insane.

spacedog 01-06-2009 09:28 PM

:1orglaugh that's some funny shit

Jarmusch 01-06-2009 09:33 PM

That guy looks a little like Nostradamus


http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/m...stradamus2.jpg

MaDalton 01-06-2009 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 15291352)
It's only a matter of time.... I predict that the next attack will happen at a port by ramming an oil tanker into an oil farm. It happened in the 1950s in Texas ( I might be off on the years ) and it destroyed an entire town.

It's pretty simple. Hijack a ship, and ten miles off the cost kill the crew, full steam ahead and bam.

now that you wrote it they will come after you if it really happens

DannysReviews|com 01-06-2009 10:22 PM

Maybe the next terror attack will happen when the US needs to get rid of another old, asbestos filled building. Just kidding, but remember, it's a conspiracy!

Redrob 01-06-2009 10:37 PM

Who would have thought of changing the date...

No wonder they are called "terrorists".

Shit, now I have to change my expectations......

wootpr0n 01-07-2009 02:09 AM

The real question is why does everybody keep thinking that the next (possible) attack is going to involve a plane???

Jack Sparrow 01-07-2009 02:36 AM

We dont need those terrorist, we got yellowstone.

Alky 01-07-2009 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by wootpr0n (Post 15292135)
The real question is why does everybody keep thinking that the next (possible) attack is going to involve a plane???

you're the only one who mentioned plane here...

J. Falcon 01-07-2009 05:18 AM

So that's where your tax dollars go.

tranza 01-07-2009 06:56 AM

LMAO at that!!!

John-ACWM 01-07-2009 09:32 AM

And when are we going to see the next alive dinosaur? :1orglaugh

PornoStar69 01-07-2009 09:51 AM

whens the next false flag (terrorism) operation gonna happen then by the US Gov? They must be loving this - fooling you lot.

9/11 planes are fake - no boeing 747's hit the twin towers, do i need to remind you lot.

corvette 01-07-2009 09:54 AM

Though the DHS has identified more than 7,000 sensitive dates spanning the next 20 years, it did manage to rule out 4/15/04 and 10/38 as future 9/11s. The government report also confirmed that the next 9/11 would more than likely not involve an assault on the World Trade Center's North and South towers as it has in previous attacks.


hahaha, see you next week

bobby666 01-07-2009 11:05 AM

i prefer the 11.11.(20)11 at 11h11

OG LennyT 01-07-2009 11:06 AM

more 'credible' news from the onion.. LOL

Quagmire 01-07-2009 11:09 AM

there is no terror
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grumpy 01-07-2009 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 15291352)
It's only a matter of time.... I predict that the next attack will happen at a port by ramming an oil tanker into an oil farm. It happened in the 1950s in Texas ( I might be off on the years ) and it destroyed an entire town.

It's pretty simple. Hijack a ship, and ten miles off the cost kill the crew, full steam ahead and bam.

you watch to much tv. Thats an episode from "the border"

MaDalton 01-07-2009 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corvette (Post 15293128)
Though the DHS has identified more than 7,000 sensitive dates spanning the next 20 years, it did manage to rule out 4/15/04 and 10/38 as future 9/11s. The government report also confirmed that the next 9/11 would more than likely not involve an assault on the World Trade Center's North and South towers as it has in previous attacks.


hahaha, see you next week

great - looking forward to seeing you! :thumbsup


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