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  • V_RocKs
    Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
    • Nov 2003
    • 32449

    #1

    Owning a MacBook Wheel means you are a douchebag

    Plain and simple. Anyone that owns this piece of shit is a fucking ignorant douchebag.

    You just click the wheel. Select your letter. Hit the center button to capitalize it and then hit your next letter, select it... Ohh and you can use predictive text...

    Anyone that has used predictive text on a cell phone knows it is faster to use a phone with a few keyboard.

    Anyone with a brain can see that selecting the shift key and then the letter you want is much faster than using a wheel.

    The only person that would buy this piece of shit is someone like Juicy that has to have everything.
  • farkedup
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    • Nov 2007
    • 2490

    #2
    wasn't that reported by like the onion or something? You don't really think its real do you?
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    • Penthouse Tony
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      • Apr 2004
      • 5835

      #3
      With the wheel everything is just a thousand clicks away
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      • IllTestYourGirls
        Ah My Balls
        • Feb 2007
        • 14311

        #4
        What is a MacBook Wheel?

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        • Snake Doctor
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          • Mar 2001
          • 13449

          #5
          This thread is funny on several levels
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          • Greg MissionD
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            • Apr 2005
            • 4866

            #6
            I've ordered mine!
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            • Penthouse Tony
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              • Apr 2004
              • 5835

              #7
              Originally posted by IllTestYourGirls
              What is a MacBook Wheel?
              http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=879701
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              • HorseShit
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2004
                • 17513

                #8
                Do you think it's real? haha

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                • slavdogg
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                  • Jan 2001
                  • 3570

                  #9
                  is that an image for sig whore owned that should go here?
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                  • Babaganoosh
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                    • Nov 2001
                    • 15841

                    #10
                    Hahaha, you REALLY need to register a new nick and start over. This thread is going to follow you like the incident where a retard was carrying on a conversation with an ICQ bot. You will never escape this thread.
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                    • Young
                      Bland for life
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 10468

                      #11
                      ....no way he is this retarded.
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                      • MaDalton
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                        • Feb 2004
                        • 39861

                        #12
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                        • Malicious Biz
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 4575

                          #13
                          this thread, it's the best thread

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                          • tony299
                            lurker
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 57021

                            #14
                            it wasnt real it was satire.

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                            • SayWhut
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 962

                              #15
                              Hahahaha. You must feel really embarrassed.

                              On a lighter note:-

                              http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29587

                              [I wonder if he thinks that news article is real too ...]

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                              • Young
                                Bland for life
                                • Nov 2004
                                • 10468

                                #16
                                did anyone else highlight the post and/or quote the post looking for secretly hidden small/colored disclaimer text?

                                there's none
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                                • Darkland
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 1488

                                  #17
                                  OMFG, you do know that was a skit/parody/joke right? Man, it is true I guess. People will believe anything as long as it was seen on the interwebs.



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                                  • hypedough
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                                    • Sep 2007
                                    • 3743

                                    #18
                                    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH this is awesome, the Onion strikes again! LOLz did you check apple.com/macbook_wheel ?

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                                    • Snake Doctor
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                                      • Mar 2001
                                      • 13449

                                      #19
                                      Breaking Onion News!!!!!

                                      V_Rocks self PW3ND....news at 11
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                                      • starpimps
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                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 6954

                                        #20
                                        i didnt think anyone thought it was actually real
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                                        • JD
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                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 22651

                                          #21
                                          haha dude... c'mon now...

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                                          • dav3
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • May 2007
                                            • 7348

                                            #22
                                            I'm not sure what's worse, people taking the wheel video seriously, or people taking this thread seriously.

                                            Either way, I pre-ordered my wheel with the optional belt clip. This way, when I'm walking down the street, everyone will know I have a MacBook Wheel!
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                                            • Si
                                              Such Fun!
                                              • Feb 2008
                                              • 13900

                                              #23
                                              I think that thing should be blown up! fucking piece of shit!

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                                              • bronco67
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                                                • Dec 2006
                                                • 29032

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Snake Doctor
                                                This thread is funny on several levels
                                                Unless V_Rocks is playing us with clever sarcasm. Then, the joke is on us.

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                                                • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 14809

                                                  #25
                                                  Foot... Meet mouth. This thread is gonna get ugly.

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                                                  • dav3
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                                                    • May 2007
                                                    • 7348

                                                    #26
                                                    Your commanding of the hoop jumping is admirable good sir.
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                                                    • bronco67
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                      • 29032

                                                      #27
                                                      Someday in the future, this Onion video will be the known as the War of the Worlds of the internet era.

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                                                      • tony299
                                                        lurker
                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                        • 57021

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by bronco67
                                                        Unless V_Rocks is playing us with clever sarcasm. Then, the joke is on us.
                                                        I figure he is playing with us. i hope lol

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                                                        • abadfish
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                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 1482

                                                          #29
                                                          That was so funny.
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                                                          • Headless
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                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                            • 26727

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by farkedup
                                                            wasn't that reported by like the onion or something? You don't really think its real do you?

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                                                            • Headless
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                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 26727

                                                              #31

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                                                              • Scroto
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                                                                • Nov 2005
                                                                • 2804

                                                                #32
                                                                nice lol..

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                                                                • RRRED
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                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                  • 6754

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Hahaha I feel better now. They really did a good job on that one though. I started to fall for it myself, I was like WTF?

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                                                                  • StuartD
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                                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                                    • 29903

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I think this thread may come back to haunt you.... multiple times.
                                                                    Sorry.
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                                                                    • RRRED
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                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 6754

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I think I'll feel even better if someone would please come out and tell me that booble thread was a joke too.

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                                                                      • Quagmire
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                                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                                        • 6490

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I am not sure which level this is most funny on yet, but it is definitely funny on quite a few levels.

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                                                                        • dav3
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                                                                          • May 2007
                                                                          • 7348

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Quagmire
                                                                          I am not sure which level this is most funny on yet, but it is definitely funny on quite a few levels.
                                                                          So you have your Wheel on pre-order, right?
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                                                                          • TyroneGoldberg
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                                                                            • Sep 2007
                                                                            • 1081

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Snake Doctor
                                                                            This thread is funny on several levels
                                                                            sometimes i wonder about this place...
                                                                            Last edited by TyroneGoldberg; 01-06-2009, 05:24 PM.

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                                                                            • Ethersync
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                                                                              • Mar 2008
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Your silence is leading me to think you really thought it was real. Oh, my
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                                                                              • TyroneGoldberg
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                                                                                • Sep 2007
                                                                                • 1081

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by RRRED
                                                                                I think I'll feel even better if someone would please come out and tell me that booble thread was a joke too.
                                                                                the onion was at 'mac world' where apple unveiled a new laptop with no keyboard called a Macbook wheel, and sheesh don't tell no one, but it's all FAKE

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                                                                                • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                  • 122992

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I cant find any info on it on apple.com anybody have a link?

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                                                                                  • Ethersync
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                                                                                    • Mar 2008
                                                                                    • 5289

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Some of the comments on Slashdot are hilarious. Seems a lot of people didn't realize this was a joke

                                                                                    This is a bit "out there", but to be perfectly honest I'd rather use a laptop running VISTA over that silly Macbook Wheel. It will take me more time to type an e-mail on that thing, then it would to send an e-mail on Vista. This is what happens when Steve gets sick, Apple gets desperate for ideas.
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                                                                                    • Adam_M
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                                                                                      • Mar 2006
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I already have mine! It really rocks and am a big fan of the wheel.....

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                                                                                      • MaDalton
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                                                                                        • Feb 2004
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        i just sent the onion link to my biz partner. he's a newly converted MAC user and already singing praises about it. let's see if he falls for it
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                                                                                        • Karen Kougar
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                                                                                          • Jun 2008
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Adam_WildCash
                                                                                          I already have mine! It really rocks and am a big fan of the wheel.....

                                                                                          P.S it took me 20 minutes to write this message
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                                                                                          • farkedup
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                                                                                            • Nov 2007
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                                                            i just sent the onion link to my biz partner. he's a newly converted MAC user and already singing praises about it. let's see if he falls for it
                                                                                            he fell for a mac so I'd say he'll fall for it! use that slashdot link with the video embedded... makes it look real
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                                                                                            • Cory W
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                                                                                              • Jan 2004
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              The aardvark admitted it was wrong
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                                                                                              • 96ukssob
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                                                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                                                • 12991

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by farkedup
                                                                                                wasn't that reported by like the onion or something? You don't really think its real do you?
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                                                                                                • gornyhuy
                                                                                                  Chafed.
                                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                                  • 18041

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  The aardvark admitted it was wrong
                                                                                                  Best part of the whole bit imho!

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                                                                                                  • gornyhuy
                                                                                                    Chafed.
                                                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                                                    • 18041

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    PS: either this is masterful trolling or someone is the biggest douche in human history.

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