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The National Poetry Contest had come down to the last two, a Yale graduate and a Redneck. They were given a word, then they were allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word that they were given was "Timbuktu."
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a lonely caravan; Men on camels, two by two Destination Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin' went. Met three whores in a pop up tent. They was three, and we was two, So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The redneck won hands down!


lol, top that!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

where is "bukortu" when you need him ??:1orglaugh

A blonde goes to the hair dresser and asks for a trim. So the hair dresser says "OK but you will have remove the walkman"

The blonde replies "I cant do that, if I did I would die" The hairdresser agress and starts to wash the blondes hair.

Again he says "You will have to remove the walkman" and the blonde replies "I cant do that, if I did I would die" So the hair dresser carries on.

Then the hair dresser starts clipping away. When he gets to the ears he says "Look lady this is impossible, you will have to remove the walkman" The blonde sighs, shrugs her shoulders and removes the walkman. Then collapses and dies.

The hair dresser is longing to know what the walkman was playing so put it gently to his ears and heard.


"Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in, Breathe out"

That joke comes from my blonde wife!!!!