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V_RocKs 01-06-2009 03:02 AM

Pronunciation POLL Part II - MYSQL
 
The history... SEQUEL came before MYSQL and the only thing they share is common is basic functionality.. Put in a statement and get a result. So when MYSQL came out it was thought that MY Sequel would be the wrong way to pronounce it since it might 1) be grounds for a lawsuit by IBM and 2) confuse people that think it is a derivative of SEQUEL.

This time they got it wrong... It is not MY S Q L since that is 4 syllables and any coder knows that if you can do it with less and be more efficient you do it with less...

MY S Q L
1 - 2-3-4

MY SEQUEL
1 -- 2 --3

So when we talk on the phone about LI-nux and MY-SEQUEL you had better pronounce this fucking shit right and not like they taught you in fucking school. You just show off that you are a newb with no experience or real skills when you do that.

d-null 01-06-2009 03:03 AM

error on the Linnux, but that's the whole other thread :1orglaugh

chupachups 01-06-2009 03:04 AM

I say My ES Q EL - but any english speaking person I have met say myseekwell.

RedShoe 01-06-2009 03:06 AM

I pronounce it like:
MYSQL
1 - 2

Sounds like "High School"
My-SKUEL

I make it even shorter, and thus make it better. I rule.

JamesK 01-06-2009 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe (Post 15287203)
I pronounce it like:
MYSQL
1 - 2

Sounds like "High School"
My-SKUEL

I make it even shorter, and thus make it better. I rule.

:1orglaugh

d-null 01-06-2009 03:09 AM

My-S-Q-L :2 cents:


just as S-Q-L by itself :2 cents:


for those that don't say My-S-Q-L, how do you pronounce SQL by itself then? :error

grumpy 01-06-2009 03:11 AM

you have to much time on your hands. Who cares???

Oracle Porn 01-06-2009 03:12 AM

mycql.....

V_RocKs 01-06-2009 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe (Post 15287203)
I pronounce it like:
MYSQL
1 - 2

Sounds like "High School"
My-SKUEL

I make it even shorter, and thus make it better. I rule.

You plagiarizing bastard!

Jeff Spicoli pronounced it that way in Fast Times at Ridgemont High in 1982. Give the credit where credit is due!

sarad 01-06-2009 03:18 AM

Being a bit of a geek I have had this same discussion quite a few times - i always say MY-S-Q-L (My Ess Queue Elle) which is apparently the correct pronunciation :2 cents:

V_RocKs 01-06-2009 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 15287213)
you have to much time on your hands. Who cares???

Way to stay on point with that avatar.

I make so much cash I have time to fuck off and die every time someone tells me too.

chupachups 01-06-2009 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarad (Post 15287236)
Being a bit of a geek I have had this same discussion quite a few times - i always say MY-S-Q-L (My Ess Queue Elle) which is apparently the correct pronunciation :2 cents:

Well I know IBM wanted it to be pronounced "Seek Well", but its not the way I say it..

grumpy 01-06-2009 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 15287237)
Way to stay on point with that avatar.

I make so much cash I have time to fuck off and die every time someone tells me too.

point still stays

SomeCreep 01-06-2009 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 15287210)
how do you pronounce SQL by itself then? :error

"sequel"

HomeFry 01-06-2009 04:05 AM

I say it like this...

MISS QUILL

3M TA3 01-06-2009 04:14 AM

Do you pronounce ICQ "Ickcue"?

hjnet 01-06-2009 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 15287210)
My-S-Q-L :2 cents:


just as S-Q-L by itself :2 cents:


for those that don't say My-S-Q-L, how do you pronounce SQL by itself then? :error

Sequel ?

I'm confused.....

d-null 01-06-2009 04:28 AM

http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.1/...-is-mysql.html

"The official way to pronounce ?MySQL? is ?My Ess Que Ell? (not ?my sequel?), but we don't mind if you pronounce it as ?my sequel? or in some other localized way. "

CaptainHowdy 01-06-2009 06:40 AM

Mai ese ku ele!

SCORE Ralph 01-06-2009 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chupachups (Post 15287241)
Well I know IBM wanted it to be pronounced "Seek Well", but its not the way I say it..

I was going to say...
Linux guys say My S-Q-L (properly from Structured Query Language)
Windows guys say My Sequel as in 'seek well'

StuartD 01-06-2009 09:43 AM

I see 3 letters, so I say 3 letters. S-Q-L
If it was mysequel, I'd say it mysequel.

That's just how my brain works.

sortie 01-06-2009 09:49 AM

Why not just SQL; who doesn't know that it's mine?

StuartD 01-06-2009 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15288268)
Why not just SQL; who doesn't know that it's mine?

Funny, but there is a SQL, and MS SQL, and MySQL and so forth.

Babaganoosh 01-06-2009 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aspwm (Post 15288108)
I was going to say...
Linux guys say My S-Q-L (properly from Structured Query Language)
Windows guys say My Sequel as in 'seek well'

Windows guys are clearly idiots.

sortie 01-06-2009 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 15288278)
Funny, but there is a SQL, and MS SQL, and MySQL and so forth.

True, but nobody using PHP would ever know that. :1orglaugh

woj 01-06-2009 10:18 AM

my sequel sounds stupid, it's almost kinda like someone trying to pronounce PHP as Pe-Hep or something similar...

Babaganoosh 01-06-2009 07:20 PM

MY SEQUEL runs on the new MacBook Wheel!!!!!

Iron Fist 01-06-2009 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 15287363)
http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.1/...-is-mysql.html

"The official way to pronounce ?MySQL? is ?My Ess Que Ell? (not ?my sequel?), but we don't mind if you pronounce it as ?my sequel? or in some other localized way. "

Welp this thread just got fucking OWNED. Hahaha.... suckers... My sequel... good lord. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

leek 01-06-2009 08:49 PM

Quote:

The official way to pronounce “MySQL” is “My Ess Que Ell” (not “my sequel”), but we don't mind if you pronounce it as “my sequel” or in some other localized way.
http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.0/...-is-mysql.html

Q.E.D.

Edit: Didn't see the post above by d-null.

MaDalton 01-06-2009 09:03 PM

S tructured

Q uery

L anguage


=> es-que-ell

Libertine 01-06-2009 09:08 PM

Th true question, however, is this: how do you pronounce PostgreSQL without choking?

fuzebox 01-06-2009 09:43 PM

Just because microsoft markets theirs as "sequel server" doesn't mean SQL is pronounced sequel :2 cents:

Bird 01-06-2009 09:53 PM

For me I just say S-Q-L and anytime I hear SEQUEL, I always ask if they mean MYSQL.

borked 01-07-2009 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 15291336)
Th true question, however, is this: how do you pronounce PostgreSQL without choking?

Ding ding ding - we have a winner.

This is exactly why I say my sequel - I learnt first on post gresquel first, then went over to my sequel.....

es queue elle, my aye are esss

WarChild 01-07-2009 12:41 AM

I've only ever called any database server the same thing:

"Get your fucking dirty mitts away from that server or I'll slap your stupid face.".

spacedog 01-07-2009 01:12 AM

ok... now I have to find part I :1orglaugh

seeric 01-07-2009 01:20 AM

sequel

i've always called it sequel.

rowan 01-07-2009 10:01 AM

I've never had to say it out loud.

I remember walking into a computer store a couple of years ago and asking for a "Serial ATA drive."

"Oh, you mean saa-taa"


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